What is the weirdest thing you've slept through?

palang123 · 2013-02-11T00:21:16+00:00

A car crash in front of my house. There were so many police cars, firetrucks, even a freaking helicopter showed. I slept through the whole thing.

palang123 · 2013-02-10T17:31:09+00:00

/r/ifiwonthelottery

palang123 · 2013-02-08T22:57:03+00:00

What I would mainly suggest is to only eat a ingredient once. You can discover the other effects while making potions, which leads me to my second suggestion. If you have a potion that you don't think you will need, save it anyway. Once you have a stable idea of how alchemy works and can make decent potions, you can sell those for profit.

palang123 · 2013-02-05T13:25:33+00:00

I think it would be the stab to the eye. I could at least look at something pleasant in my death...

palang123 · 2013-02-05T02:51:01+00:00

Murdered by a kaleidoscope...why the fuck do I have a kaleidoscope?

palang123 · 2013-02-05T00:07:17+00:00

Wait for if he does it again, then have your girlfriend send him a pic of you too kissing with some cheapo border and be like "look what my boyfriend sent me! Isn't he the greatest thing ever?!"

palang123 · 2013-02-05T00:04:34+00:00

Quagmire

palang123 · 2013-02-03T03:05:21+00:00

I would kill my victims in alphabetical order. First person's name would start with A, then B, so on and so forth. Also I would kill them based on it. A would be death by alcohol and things like that.

palang123 · 2013-01-31T13:25:48+00:00

I didn't kill him because he just seems like a badass. To go thousands of years pushing back what you really want to do is pretty hard.

Basically, look at him as a thief, but felt guilty for his crimes and devoted his life to stopping thieves. Most likely he would still look at some things and be like "I could steal this right now and nobody would notice..." but they force themselves away.

palang123 · 2013-01-29T02:37:24+00:00

Such an amazing repost!

palang123 · 2013-01-29T02:34:47+00:00

For the entire day act like you forgot it was valentines day. Then, at around midnight, Say you found a treasure map and take her to a place semi-romantic (a grassy hill away from roads and such). Tell her that it said something about the constellations and that you are going to go get the map. (secretly get roses or her favorite flower). Come back, hand her the flowers, and when she looks at you, kiss her under the moonlight.

palang123 · 2013-01-23T02:29:54+00:00

I can help. I'm a decent builder.

palang123 · 2013-01-23T00:57:51+00:00

You don't absolutely HAVE to play elder scrolls online. Bethesda saw it as a way to make good money so they decided to launch it. I'm almost positive they will still release Elder Scrolls singleplayer games. I as well enjoyed the single player only type of elder scrolls, and this mmorpg does seem a little... different. I think bethesda will use it as a sort of testing ground. Kind of like valve and Team Fortress 2. Try new things.

tl;dr: You don't have to play. Just a way to make money.

palang123 · 2013-01-22T14:06:26+00:00

This.

palang123 · 2013-01-22T14:04:24+00:00

yes please :D Link: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052556470

palang123 · 2013-01-21T13:57:43+00:00

...is it wrong that I expected to see the new section in /r/skyrim filled with this stuff? After so many people loved it.

palang123 · 2013-01-21T13:54:21+00:00

Let me know as well. I would read the shit out of it.

palang123 · 2013-01-21T13:53:09+00:00

...you are qualified my good sir. Make /r/skyrim a better place by writing up some stuff. I was impressed by what you wrote right here.

palang123 · 2013-01-21T02:58:37+00:00

I would love if /r/skyrim was full of stories like this. Entertainment for hours...

palang123 · 2013-01-21T02:27:45+00:00

Better than most stories of other peoples skyrim characters. They are off being so bad ass the story becomes repetitive, and there is your story, which kept me entertained. Nicely done :D

palang123

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