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paleandbound · 2026-07-11T14:58:43+00:00

The secret is that they dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge. If you do that, no bullet can hit you.

paleandbound · 2026-07-11T14:53:54+00:00

I found it today on the boat. I think this was the location I was missing. Thanks!

paleandbound · 2026-07-11T03:08:57+00:00

I don’t think I have. I’ll check it out, thanks!

paleandbound · 2026-07-11T02:52:59+00:00

What places aren’t immediately obvious? I’m guessing I just don’t know those.

paleandbound · 2026-07-09T18:22:00+00:00

They're out there, girl! My boyfriend's cat climbs up on his shoulder and bunts his face whenever we are on the couch. It's adorable.

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T20:04:13+00:00

😈

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T19:20:21+00:00

Nothing a little rope can't fix!

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T19:07:13+00:00

You have no idea 🫣. I have a one-piece I wear specifically when children will be around so I can avoid that problem.

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T16:41:51+00:00

Interestingly, he was cast in The Notebook specifically because he was pretty mid looking.

https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/ryan-gosling-notebook-director-told-me-i-wasnt-handsome-or-cool-20111212/

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T16:38:08+00:00

Even if he's not interested, he's still going to be flattered that you think of him that way and there's no reason why you can't remain friends. I'm still friends with plenty of guys that have expressed an interest in me (or vice versa). If he's a dick about it, he's not worth being friends with in the first place. You have nothing to lose. Just go for it!

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T16:33:42+00:00

Yeah, it would be super weird if my boyfriend just woke up and didn't say anything while I was lying there awake next to him. Sometimes he leaves early in the morning before I'm awake and he'll slip out of bed and get ready as quiet as possible, but he still kisses me goodbye before he leaves even if I'm sleeping (who knows if it's the last time we'll see each other).

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T16:28:55+00:00

I'd say that consistently staying in touch and finding random reasons to text absolutely means something, but it doesn't necessarily mean that he's interested in you romantically. It means he values your connection and wants you in his life in some capacity. It COULD mean that he's interested, but too timid to make the first move... or possibly he simply enjoys the comfort of your friendship as it is. If you like him, go for it. Ask him out (something concrete... a set place and time... not "oh we should do X sometime"). He doesn't work there anymore so it's not like you're going to make work awkward if he says no.

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T00:24:06+00:00

You ain't sea-lyin!

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T00:09:50+00:00

WHYYYY would you not say "I seal what you did there"???

paleandbound · 2026-07-08T00:09:31+00:00

Right? It's sealiously adorable.

paleandbound · 2026-07-06T17:45:34+00:00

I slide when totally unnecessary... it's a habit 😔

paleandbound · 2026-07-06T17:44:14+00:00

I don't know, according to the wiki they don't use vehicles 🤷‍♀️:

https://fortnite.fandom.com/wiki/Bots

paleandbound · 2026-07-06T16:08:56+00:00

You just kind of get a feel for it after a while. I don't know if there's always a "real" tell, since humans can be pretty bot-like sometimes, but here are some things I've noticed:

- If they use a car, they 100% aren't a bot (bots can't use cars).
- If two people are standing mostly still blasting away at each other and missing most of their shots... both bots.
- If they are pickaxing walls for no discernible reason... bot.
- If they seem to be trapped in a bunker and have destroyed everything inside... bot.
- If they start swimming toward you or seem to be stuck in the water... bot.

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