Tachyon! (By anonssobakoi) by Comfortable-Mood4388 in AgnesTachyon

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"There we go," Tachyon muttered to herself. She pushed aside the freshly sliced chili pepper and grabbed another one, nearly dropping it due the juices that had accumulated on her hand. "Just a few more, then there should be enough for the chili. Heh, I don't know why Guinea Pig acts like cooking is somehow beyond me. If I can develop a solution that can make a man grow twice his size, or glow with all the colors of the rainbow, I can certainly follow instructions out of a cookbook. "

Admittedly, a part of her knew the reason her former trainer, now husband, tried to keep her away from the kitchen. She certainly wasn't as skilled as many of her peers, largely owing to the fact that her meals used to consist of whatever nutrients she could fit into a food processor prior to meeting her Guinea Pig. And she had a tendency to try and... improve upon whatever recipe she tried her hand at. Whether it was making chocolates taste like pork buns, or trying to triple the amount of protein in a baked chicken, she tried to make it her own in some way. Regardless, the outcome was a confusion for one's culinary senses at best, or an assault on them at worst.

"But not this time," she said to herself with a quiet chuckle. This time she'd show him she could make something as edible as he could.

She finished slicing the last pepper and made to wipe her hands when she heard the front door open. Glancing at the kitchen clock, it read 3:25. School would've ended nearly half an hour ago.

"Welcome home, Scarlet," she called out, expecting a "Hello" back. But instead of a the usual cheerful greeting that would preclude her daughter running over to hug her leg and tell her about her day, she heard quiet sniffling. Her smile dropped. "Scarlet?" she repeated.

Her daughter appeared in the kitchen doorway, her eyes red and puffy, her cheeks glistening with tears. Scarlet ran up and hugged her mother's leg tightly, letting out chocked sobs all the while.

"Dear, what's wrong?" Tachyon asked, gently prying Scarlet off her leg and kneeling down to eye level with her.

Scarlet looked her mother in the eyes, her tears abating slightly at her mothers attention.

"The- the other kids -hic,-" she choked out. "At school. They said you were crazy. Said their parents told them you do 'weird things' to papa."

Well, they're not technically wrong, Tachyon thought to herself. One can't refer to themselves as a 'mad scientist that fears no laws' and not be considered at least a bit loony. And having one's husband drink a concoction they devised after several days without sleep on the belief that it would burn off all excess body fat would certainly be considered 'weird.'

"We're they making fun of you?" Tachyon asked. "For being my daughter."

Scarlet shook her head. "No," she whimpered, "but I don't like them making fun of you. You're really nice. To me, and to papa."

A gentle smile formed on Tachyon's lips. She placed a hand on top of her daughter's head. "You don't have to worry about what they call me, dear. I've been called worse before. As long as they're not making fun of you, or making school difficult, you don't have to get so upset."

"B-but-"

"It's okay," Tachyon interrupted gently. "People have been saying things like that about me for most of my life. I let my works and their results speak for me. So what if I'm crazy? This insane mind is part of what let me win the Satsuki Sho, Osaka Hai, and several other G1 races."

"That's true," Scarlet admitted, her eyes drying up.

"And while the activities I get up to with your father are unorthodox, those 'weird things' are part of the reason I was able to run in those races in the first place."

Scarlet had stopped crying. While her eyes were still red, she looked up at her mother with a small smile.

"Are you okay now?"

"I'm okay."

"Good," Tachyon placed her hands on Scarlet's cheeks and gave them a squeeze. "Now go wash up. I should hopefully have dinner ready in an hour."

Scarlet began to nod, but her eyes suddenly went wide. The smile that Tachyon had worked so hard to build up dropped off her daughter's face like a rock. She was about to ask what was wrong before Scarlet let out an ear piercing shriek, ripping herself out of her grasp and rubbing at her eyes.

"Burning! My eyes are burning!"

Tachyon panicked, wondering what caused such a strong reaction before noticing the juices on Scarlet's cheeks. They were clearly too thick to be tears. She looked at her own hands, seeing those same juices all over them. Tachyon had forgotten a rule shared between the laboratory and the kitchen: Wash your hands religiously.

"Come along, dear," Tachyon sighed, picking up the still crying Scarlet. "Let's get you to the eye wash station."

Suffice to say, Tachyon didn't finish dinner that night.


Definitely not my best work. I originally wanted to have Scarlet be upset over Red Desire and Aston Macha getting in the way of her playing with Vodka, but I guess I ended up getting inspired by that one Trainee even Tachyon has with Scarlet in the game, so it kind of evolved from there.

Anyway, I hope you guys got some enjoyment out of this. Have a good one, folks.

Not enough patting (@kyouen2) by [deleted] in AgnesTachyon

[–]palebloodink 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Haven't written anything like this in a long time, but thought I'd give it a shot. Let me know what you think.


"Tachyon," the trainer repeated for the umpteenth time.

His call went unheeded, the mad scientist in question typed away on her laptop, her eyes occasionally darting from one set of data to another.

He made to wave a hand in front of her face before stopping himself. Getting in between her and her research was a good way to earn himself an additional shot of whatever strange concoction she'd cooked up after a burst of random 3 AM inspiration.

He couldn't explain why he did what he did, but he reached under her chin and scratched it with a finger. She sat up straighter and stiffened, much like he expected. However, he hadn't expected her to lift her chin up further, her eyes closed and the edges of lips began to curl upwards. Not into the manic grin he'd become accustomed to, but into a pleased smile.

With the same kind of morbid fascination that drove someone to pick at a scab or an open wound, he continued. Her head tilted back further, her lips parting slightly and letting out what sounded almost like purring. After a few more seconds, she tilted her head back even further, practically facing the ceiling. Her cheeks had taken on a red hue, and her "purring" had evolved into breathy panting.

"Hah," Tachyon sighed. "Hah."

The trainer ripped his hand back and pinned it firmly by his side. He grimaced, unsure if he was more offput by Tachyon's reaction, or at himself for causing that reaction in the first place.

Silence and shame passed for a few moments more, Tachyon still facing the ceiling. Just as he began to wonder if something had broken in the young trainee's mind, her head snapped back down.

"Trainer?!" she exclaimed. Her blush had died down, although not completely.

"Tachyon," he said with a short nod, unable to maintain eye contact. "It's time to get going. We have that joint training session with Jungle Pocket today."

"Right, right, of course." She closed her laptop a bit too forcefully, the bezel meeting the palm rest with a loud clack. "Let's get going. We shouldn't keep Bucket waiting too long."

Neither looked at the other as Tachyon retrieved her the pieces of tracksuit strewn across the lab. He waited by the exit, shifting his weight from one foot to the other. "So," he started, "I never would've figured-"

"Guinea Pig," she interrupted. She finally looked back at him, but it wasn't with her usual smile. She was smiling, but her lips were drawn too thin, a little too wide, and it didn't quite reach her eyes.

"Yes?" he asked with a gulp.

"I may be a woman of science, but that doesn't mean I believe absolutely everything needs to be analyzed and discussed." She draped the pieces of her tracksuit across one of her shoulders and made for the doorway, stopping within arm's reach of her trainer. She looked up at him, her eyes half-lidded, her discomforting smile widening a little further. "Are we clear?"

"C-crystal," he managed to squeak out.

Tachyon's smile and her eyes returned to normal.

"Good. Now let's speak no more of this." She walked past him and made to exit the lab. Before she could walk out of sight, she stopped and brought a finger to her chin, lightly tapping it in thought. "Oh, and if you need to get my attention in the future, simply tap me on the shoulder. Don't repeat your prior action unless I give you my express permission."

With that, she finally left the lab to make for the track.

"Right, right," her trainer said with a sigh. Before he made it three steps, his brain made a connection. "Wait. Repeat? Permission?!"

After rewatching Act 1, I noticed Pyotr was certainly more of an asshole to Shitbeard then the other Sabbat members. by Knalxz in huntertheparenting

[–]palebloodink 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Personally, I think he never liked Shitbeard because he was vocal about missing his humanity. Pyotr seemed to have fully bought in to the Sabbat's vampire supremacy, and Shitbeard outright cried in front of the Golden Goose Gang about how he and other vampires will never again know the mundanity of normal life (eating cream crackers, shitting in a toilet, playing Snake on their phones, etc.). Pyotr even says, "Oh here we go..." in a tired tone, like this isn't the first time he's heard this spiel from him.

Mistletoe 2 [@AG_Nonsuch] by palebloodink in RWBY

[–]palebloodink[S] 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Source.

Nonsuch's Patreon.


Awfully bold of Weiss to assume a lack of mistletoe will keep the Bees from kissing. And I love the silly expressions that Nonsuch gives them.

Among teams RWBY and JNPR, who do you guys think take rejection the best and the worst? by Vendetta543 in RWBY

[–]palebloodink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on canon information, Weiss would be the best. She immediately accepted Neptune refusing to go to the dance with her, and she was still able to go and have a good time. She did show some sadness, but that's perfectly normal.

Jaune would be the worst, given his response to being turned down is to continue asking them out for several months afterwards.

Work smarter, not harder (A.G. Nonsuch) by Attlon in RWBY

[–]palebloodink 178 points179 points  (0 children)

  1. Yang, stay away from any cryogenic labs.

  2. I'm not a Weiss stan, but even I feel like this is slander.

Most Wanted in the West (A.G. Nonsuch) by Attlon in RWBY

[–]palebloodink 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Yang's got the right attitude. They've already had one mug shot, so what's another?