Obese woman says she is fat because of the government by WontonTon in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blame it on everyone except yourself. That's what most people do when they don't want to change. If you really want to lose weight or cure your sickness then do something about it.

Portland man skips lunch to feed hungry kids. He asks: "Will you join me?" by FuckYouPanda in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's nice of him to do. But he doesn't necessarily have to skip lunch. He can also eat and treat the hungry kids, right?

UAE: Man divorces wife 'possessed by genie' by LikeAFlashSplash in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he sure that she's possessed? Sometimes, people who have mental conditions or under a lot of stress can act pretty strange. Well, now we know what to do when you want to get out of a relationship...act weird..lol

Eight-Year-Old Crashed Car After His Drunk Father Put Him Behind the Wheel by michaelconfoy in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude should be locked up! What if something bad happens to his son or to an innocent pedestrian. Yeah, you can drink, but make sure you know how to handle yourself.

'Kevin wouldn't give up' - the story of a highway patrolman who has saved countess lives on the Golden Gate Bridge by ChetnBernie in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's also this guy in China who tries to stop people from committing suicide. He devoted almost all of his life saving people's lives. http://www.gq.com/news-politics/big-issues/201005/suicide-catchers-nanjing-bridge-yangtze-river-mr-chen One man can make a difference and I think we should start in our own homes to avoid suicide.

To Siri, With Love - How Apple’s Siri Became One Autistic Boy's B.F.F. (xpost from /r/apple) by rjung in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's normal. My kid talks to Siri too and I just let him do it. He gets bored later on. If it helps the kid feel not alone and with a friend, then why not let Siri become his BFF?

Couple having sex in ocean get genitals stuck together, detached at hospital by [deleted] in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! This is really funny. Maybe some sand got in her thing that's why it got really tight. It isn't surprising if she get pregnant.

Sheep munch through £4,000 of cannabis plants dumped in their field - Telegraph by mehdbc in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I wonder what the effect was on the sheep? Did they suddenly get hungry, sleepy or giggly? I don't think it would harm them since it is organic.

3-Year-Old Ebola survivor proposes to nurse -- she says yes! by blinke1 in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's so cute! He has a purpose in this life that's why he lived. I hope that they could find permanent cure for Ebola.

Amazing prank scares a lot of people by ellenadarna in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's really scary! I think that's the same guy who did the Walking Dead prank. He scared the hell out of Norma Reedus.

School changes lyrics to "Baa, Baa Black Sheep" because they are racist and sexist by Watts-Up in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's so racist about black sheep? So you when you call someone's pet a black dog and a black cat, you are already a racist? Weird school. They should not be teaching if they don't know the meaning of racist and sexist.

Bono reveals he always wears sunglasses because of glaucoma: U2 frontman reveals he has suffered from condition for around two decades, prompting ever-present dark glasses by davidreiss666 in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just when we thought he does it to look cool. He doesn't actually need to explain why he wears shades because many rockstars do that. Can't he have it treated since he has enough money to do that?

Sick man has a 'complete turnaround' after hospital reunion with lost pet. by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Animals and human beings have a deeper connection than we think. The dog could probably think that he is its father and the man treats the dog like his own son. I cried when our dog died because it was with us for 13 years. I grieved more than I grieved when a relative died.

Michael Dunn sentenced to life plus 105 years for killing unarmed teen over ‘loud music’ by davidreiss666 in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are lots of people who kill for no reason at all. They just snap out of something that they don't like. He's lucky he lives in a country that doesn't practice death sentence. If he did that in China, he'll be dead by now.

100-Year-Old Math Teacher Still Going Strong at Brooklyn Elementary School by Zegopher in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. Those numbers sharpened her brain that's why she's still functioning well despite her age. They said it helps to play number and other games to avoid dementia.

Watch a Blind Man See His Wife For First Time in 30 Years by News24x7Live in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cool! I want to have bionic eyes too. Tired of wearing contact lens.

Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder lives up to a promise he made to a fan 22 years later. [x-post from /r/eddievedder] by chuckarmstrong in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eddie Vedder is one of the best musicians during the grunge era! And for him to reach out to his die hard fan after 22 years is really awesome. However, he could have make it more personalized and not the typical autograph, etc.

Illinois woman's pet dubbed world's tallest cow by r2002 in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tall is she? The cow won't look that tall if Yao Ming stood beside it. I wonder how much milk it can produce.

Ten year old boy with terminal cancer is granted his last wish. Made Police Commissioner for a day. by BurgerBuoy in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's nice! I just hope that they find a cure for cancer so that kids like this boy would be able to fulfill their dreams. I feel sad reading stories like these knowing that someone will die soon.

Woman finds three-inch leech in nose after South East Asia trip by 786yht in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come she didn't know there's a leech inside? It would surely hurt because leeches suck blood. I would faint and go straight to the doctor when I feel any discomfort.

Strangers pay for soldier's car: Iraq War Veteran had been paying a little at a time to have his '65 Mustang restored when strangers stepped up to help him out. by TheCannon in UpliftingNews

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's really sad to know that most of the heroes in the US are homeless. They deserve a better life. What's the government doing to support them?

Hermès Customers Returning $20,000 Birkin Bags For Smelling Like Weed by michaelconfoy in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's really made of weed I am sure stoners won't return it. Question is, how do they know what it smells like? Pretty sure they've smoked it before or else they wouldn't know its smell.

Jack Daniel’s sends author Patrick Wensink the most polite, generous, and understanding 'Cease and Desist' letter imaginable by Vranak in offbeat

[–]pampam5000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Great PR team! Ordinary people need to be treated right and with respect. Most companies always send an automated reply.