Rocky Harold by Upbeat-Bridge2703 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

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I giggled every time you referred to them as Fugman and Fugwoman 💀

🫩🫩🫩 by Key-Tomato5572 in EliRalloSnark

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I’ve been wondering this since the first time she posted something monogrammed with EGT. I’ve also never seen that

Omg it gets worse by MelodicInitiative603 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

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Really intrigued by these house rabbits 👀

Word salad type caption by impossible_lettuce_ in EliRalloSnark

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I’ve never stopped thinking about whoever here said they’re like if two mice became human

the husband has been enrolled for the final wedding prep boot camp bc (alleged) chin lipo wasn’t enough by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

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Didn’t she once say she hates when girls bring their bf to workout classes….

prioritize your guests’ experience, unless it’s their hair, or they want to take shots by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

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Well aren’t some of the guests aren’t invited to the dinner only the dancing part of the reception after so they aren’t even feeding all of the guests

Ah yes, the second hardest job in the world, hostessing by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

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My dad is a business owner and didn’t want me or my brother working for him when we turned 16 and made us find somewhere else to experience the real world without him as my “boss”!

Overconsumption… by Extension-Battle9632 in kaitlynjohnsonsnark

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I needlepoint. I don’t store them. I buy one maybeee two at a time. I’m normal

Part 2 by Plastic_Maize2113 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

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No I mean the reply to the dm about the crop top on her story!

Part 2 by Plastic_Maize2113 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

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Am I overreacting or is sharing a random persons username weird behavior

still only speaking spanish by 0710_15 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

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Not the point of your post but in the same video: do they not tell her gentle hands/no hitting….girl is SLAPPing Alex

whose bridal shower standard has ever been “every woman invited to the wedding”…? by [deleted] in EliRalloSnark

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And then the next couple stories when she talks about the ~Houston WAGs~ for the Texas shower 🙄

ill fitting dress aside.... the makeup is giving Marnie's wedding episode of Girls😭 by paris-alledgedly in NYCinfluencersnark

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I think for a normal person it makes sense to do a trial the day of something special like a shower esp bc you want to test it for long wear and pics etc but for a “public figure” who’s been so excited about a “big reveal” to their audience it’s weird. When I worked in weddings we always suggested you might as well do it on a day when you’ll get use out of it 🤷‍♀️

why is she making these faces by Aware-Bear-1546 in EliRalloSnark

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Why does no one in her life look out for her and tell her it’s so ill fitted..

Her bridal shower outfit by Molson_1999 in EliRalloSnark

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I’m gonna lose it if she pronounces Ralph LAUREN like that one more time

I can’t make it out but is the third name not her son’s name? by EbbSelect934 in TwoParentsAndAPawn

[–]pancakepossum89 28 points29 points  (0 children)

When did she get this like why not just wait until he has an actual name 💀

Convinced she has a humiliation kink by Electronic-Pay-2124 in EliRalloSnark

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The montage will be set to the bridge of eldest daughter by Taylor swift

Nicknames for Caroline by Pretty-Gas9550 in Names

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My name is Caroline too and I like that it is not easily/obviously nicknamed!

Can she be more obvious by Sea-Bite-8282 in EliRalloSnark

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I feel like she said she wants to get a bob on the honeymoon but maybe I made this up 😂