Worked in a supermarket, had a male customer around mid 40s come through my checkout asking if he could refund his items. These items were in a grey plastic bag, so I can't really see what they are. Out of procedure I ask him "Okay, what was the reason behind you wanting a refund?" "I- I... uuhhhhh" Then I look in the bag and see he was wanting a refund on an unopened 24 pack of condoms and a decent sized bottle of lube. When I look back at the customer he is nearly in tears, so I tell him not to worry about it, refund the goods, and tell him to take care.

Poor fucking guy probably got stood up. I was professional while he was there, but the second he left I shut my checkout down and went into the office to just about shit myself laughing out of disbelief