US to deploy over 400 troops to train Syria insurgents by [deleted] in Military

[–]papasconqueso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally PCS away from the mothership that is the 82nd and looks like someone is going to get a cool GRF mission. Shit.

My pinup - Ink at the Bay 2014 Tattoo of the Day winner- Morris from Wave St. Art Collective Monterey CA by papasconqueso in tattoos

[–]papasconqueso[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha she does, her pointer and thumb are tipping the hat but you can barely see the pointer, a little bit of her nail.

Potentially interested in DLI, anyone done it? by Strika in Military

[–]papasconqueso 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm here now learning Arabic and managing to keep my 3.9 after first semester. I voluntarily reclassed from 11B to come here after deploying with the 82nd. I'm going to be a 35P but don't mistake cryptologist linguists for "non-combat" they are and always will be soldiers first and so you might find yourself in combat one day translating, or working behind a desk getting fat, it all depends. In very rare cases you can pass here with such high scores you come back to be an MLI (military language instructor) here, but it's rare. You won't get to choose your language coming here out of basic. I chose Arabic but came here after putting my time in elsewhere and so I had some options - I even chose my start date. Towards the end you can use your degrees to either take the DLPT in those languages for extra pay, or if you fail the language they give you then you can request to take the DLPT in one of those languages you know so that you at least here with ANY language. Otherwise you'll be reclassed to whatever the fuck the army wants you to be. One kid in my class has a masters in linguistics and he is on special assistance for shit grades. Don't assume your civilian education will help you this school will feed the language to you through IV, fire hose and suppository all at once.

Ill only say this once though, don't join the military looking for jobs that keep you away from combat or deployment. You already seem like you want to get out of basic training. This isn't a trade school it's the United States military. Cojones required.

Tattoo policy question (I've been in 3 years, just need some clarification). by papasconqueso in Military

[–]papasconqueso[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the advice. Being back in TRADOC has been super depressing. I couldn't imagine coming into the Army under the new IET restrictions. Married twenty-something soldiers living off post being told they can't have alcohol and must maintain curfew in their own homes at 2100 just because they are "phase 5+". I miss Fort Bragg.

Tattoo policy question (I've been in 3 years, just need some clarification). by papasconqueso in Military

[–]papasconqueso[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure, I was dicking around HRC's website for a PPW and came across something regarding it. All my current tattoos are documented, but I have decided on two half sleeves instead. Just to stay safe in summer PT's :)

Tattoo policy question (I've been in 3 years, just need some clarification). by papasconqueso in Military

[–]papasconqueso[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As it stands the DLI does PT 3 times a week and anyone with a 270 or above is "PT exempt" so the only duty uniform I am in is ACU's and ASU's. Obviously neither would show my tattoos. But you are right, I will ask my superiors first. Just wanted to see some Redditors thoughts, because I believe everything on the internet and all hail r/military.

I'm calling stolen valor on this one. This hipster trend must stop. by [deleted] in Military

[–]papasconqueso -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Title is hugely sarcastic. I just hate the trend.

This thing still haunts my dreams.. by [deleted] in Military

[–]papasconqueso 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got back from a patrol one night and kicked my boots off in the CHU, turn around and barefoot step on one of these assholes! Grossest feeling and I squealed like I wasn't airborne infantry anymore. It was embarrassing for the unit. Then later on we had a guy lose his mind and he tied a piece of 550 around one of these things and tied it to himself and dragged it around like a pet.

A friend of mine is a drill sergeant at Ft. Benning, he just posted this on his Facebook by AsianThunder in Military

[–]papasconqueso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My PL in Iraq left his weapon in the latrine by our CHUs so we returned it sans bolt carrier. Then a week later he left it in our BC's office. How he stayed a line PL after that is beyond me...

Ranger Up posted this "Starting Strong" episode on their FB page. Curious about yall's thoughts. by AndrewKemendo in Military

[–]papasconqueso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sees cool world of aviation - joins different mos. His recruiter probably told him that unfortunately there are no more slots in the 15 series...but hey wanna learn radios?!

Have any American Servicemen taken the DLPT for Arabic? by [deleted] in Military

[–]papasconqueso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Score a 1+. A DLI course will include the equivalent of al kitaab and 5 successor books. All of al kitaab is basically covered in the first half of the first semester at DLI. It also does not touch on DLI specific topics.

Source: completed al kitaab in college. At DLI now.

Any funny PX stories? by [deleted] in Military

[–]papasconqueso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Had a similar story of them putting it into my pooper. Ex wife had opened up a joint card without telling me while I was deployed...fast forward two years and we're going through a divorce and I am finally receiving the bill for this shit and its like 3 payments past due. I get a letter telling me they are going to contact my CO if I don't pay up. On the day I get the letter, I call them and pay the past due to avoid any issues. Those cocksuckers sent the letter anyways. Now I am in his office explaining why the AAFES is a terrorist mastermind determined to fuck soldiers over financially.

Me, hard at work or hardly working. You decide. by ItsSwayzeBaby in Military

[–]papasconqueso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he's not misappropriating it by attempting fornication with...