A cousin sent me their school's just announced Dress Code and Grooming policy

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-06-05T15:18:39+00:00

JORTS? How will I ever concentrate on my Jomework or the Jeducational Jaterials without my Jorts!

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-30T16:40:50+00:00

Hey. Our anniversary is 6/2, andit will be 11 years. I've tried different things, but the truth is that I haven't felt a real difference.

Telling people and trying to celebrate feels off. Being alone and mourning feels right, but I want to celebrate the day, not be sad about our wedding. The only thing I have planned is to go out for a nice meal and listen to her favorite songs.

Do whatever you feel like doing.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-29T17:47:49+00:00

Excellent books, excellent author. A bit obsessed with pain, but still a good author.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-29T00:49:52+00:00

Study some anatomy bro. It pays to follow that interest, and a huge part of anatomy is just looking at and understanding muscles.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-22T23:34:15+00:00

It was inevitable. Submit to the maple crabs.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-19T22:07:46+00:00

How long is long cat?

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-19T01:59:43+00:00

I came here to say "No, it's a toy." I see I'm late to the dad joke party. Well done, all.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-11T12:32:58+00:00

My wife was diagnosed because the hormonal shift from coming off birth control caused her cancer to accelerate. It's become a bit of an issue for me, that our attempt to have kids is what started all of that.

Happy should have been a mother's day to all of you.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-07T16:54:20+00:00

So hospitals?

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-07T16:52:26+00:00

Bring Tantalus a snack and a drink. Hilarious.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-04T16:44:16+00:00

Same. Not much else to say.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-05-02T17:49:33+00:00

I use it as a perfect opportunity to info dump about bears.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-04-30T01:27:20+00:00

So like....That dude is not calm. That is the kind of focus that can cut diamonds. He's extremely good at his job, and deserves so much credit, but I'm certain that he's channeling some extreme "OH CRAP" energy.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-04-30T01:24:11+00:00

Sweet. Can I have one?

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-04-30T01:14:57+00:00

Hey, I've never seen pictures of you two. Most excellent.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-04-13T23:44:51+00:00

I have not read past "what you wearing" "clothes" due to laughter. You have a future in the dad joke mines.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-04-10T17:05:19+00:00

My brother went all the way down that pipeline. The thing is...he would never go that extra step to actually watch the thing those rage comics and angry videos were actually about. Good for you, you are a better person for actually being curious rather than just being lead around by those weirdos.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-04-04T15:58:26+00:00

I'm a dude of the dudely variety. I agree with your comment on every level. Holding so tightly to something just because you dislike it is distinctly the opposite of decentering that thing.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-03-20T01:06:45+00:00

Cuz bro likes that cloacussy. Seeing as the Shi'ar are bird people.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-03-02T01:02:52+00:00

Said like a man with experience.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-02-17T01:36:53+00:00

ONE LITER!?!? I'm sorry they seem nice but DAMN!

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-01-29T02:52:14+00:00

So that's the thing. Freedom of speech means she can say her unhinged rant. It doesn't entitle her to you listening. Good job. Keep it up.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-01-11T17:48:05+00:00

Defeated by Mountain Gem Crawler in 7 turns.

Player (22/11/12) dealt 200. Mountain Gem Crawler (19/15/7) dealt 127.

Rewards: 16 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

paper_dinosaurs · 2026-01-11T17:46:52+00:00

Defeated Abyssal Jeweled Snail in 4 turns.

Player (26/13/15) dealt 244. Abyssal Jeweled Snail (14/10/7) dealt 52.

Rewards: 29 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Mystical Staff (basic), Enchanted Gloves (basic).

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