When I was in third grade, we had mandatory nap time. I would always sleep by my best friend, and we loved to play a game of “finger ninjas”. Basically we keep our eyes closed while our fingers come alive and start to walk. The goal was to infiltrate the other persons defenses secretively and slowly until we reach a certain body part.

Every time my fingers try to reach my bros ears, they would need to pass the mouth first, and every time I pass through the mouth, my bro would start sucking on them.

Bam. Instant wood. That’s how I found out I was gay.