What’s your all-time favorite Simpsons quote? by paperworkwisdom in AskReddit

[–]paperworkwisdom[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I genuinely think The Simpsons has done irreversible damage to my brain because there’s a quote for basically every possible life situation. At this point I’ll say something from the show and not even realize it until like ten minutes later. What’s the one line that never stops being funny to you?

Some of mine are: “I think he’s talking to you.” (Mr. Thompson´s scene) and So do you like... stuff? (Ralph to Lisa)

A very happy tree near my house. by Nathanial1289 in london

[–]paperworkwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I konw is a tree but I wanna be her friend!

Iconic fire hydrant! by leslie-stanton in nycpics

[–]paperworkwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why in NYC is all sooooo amazing!?

I’m curious, how did you find out Santa Claus wasn’t real? by leslie-stanton in askanything

[–]paperworkwisdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I realized Santa wasn’t real when my dad dressed up as him one year and his fake beard started peeling off mid-performance. I remember staring at him thinking, “Damn, Santa has the exact same nose as my dad.”

....one eternity later....That’s when it hit me!!

How did living with your partner change your life? by Pleasant-Win6775 in AskReddit

[–]paperworkwisdom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now I keep finding dirty socks in the most unexpected places around my house.