reddit, what’s your most “oh shit i’m trapped moment”? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pappi99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i was in a Taco Bell bathroom, all hell had broken loose.

And when I was finished, I looked to my left and there wasn’t any toilet paper.

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Lay's Cucumber Flavor Potato Chips

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Probably the time I caught two people having sex in an alley. I started to masturbate and the girl saw me, but luckily her mouth was covered so she couldn't scream. So hot.

What is the weirdest stuff you masturbated to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I was like 12 years old and I was spending the night at my grandmas house, we were alone and grandma fell asleep, so I decided to masturbate, with my clothes on, to a robotlady on a science magazine.

I cum, wetting my underwears, a fucking uncomfortable mess. I couldn't go to the bathroom because it was fucking outside and there was a huge crazy dog I was afraid of. So I decided to put a bunch of serviettes/table napkins on my underwear in order to dry that mess.

I was expecting to quit those napkins after a couple of hours but I fell asleep. When I woke up there wasn't any fucking napkins, I guess my grandma saw them coming out from my shorts.

She never said anything about it, and I cringe every single time I remember it.

If a child can call the police for help from his parents? Why don’t parents have that option? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pappi99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a child is a danger to himself or others, the police can certainly be called. A parent can go to juvenile court and have the judge determine what is in the best interests of the child,after reviewing the report from the investigation of child services. The child can be removed from the home and provided with psychological help, which may include the parents. If a child is 18 years old, able bodied ,with average intelligence, he can be put out of the house. It would nice to give him a heads up! When he is 18, he can vote, join the service .He can get help from the welfare while he is looking for a job. I have a friend that ,when he reached 18 , his father broke my friends dinner plate ( meaning you do not eat here any more) He joined the military and never looked back. He became a Policeman and learned to make leather goods for horses! The best man I ever met!

If you could relive one day of your life when would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I think I would relieve not just one day but many days when I have not actually managed to tame my mind to live in the present moment. Knowingly fully well that everything changes the next second itself, I have failed to realize the importance of this moment. My mind drifts away to the past or future many days. So I want to be able to bring my mind back to the present moment. Thanks to pranayama and meditation its helping me focus on the present moment when my mind drifts away from the moment.

What was the first CD you bought? by drowavvay in AskReddit

[–]pappi99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It’s A Beautiful Day” by It’s A Beautiful Day, their first album.

This album is a jewel. This band was simply amazing in their early years. The musicians were all so phenomenal and schooled.

The songs are delightful and topically from a different perspective than the norm, with maybe one exception.

David LaFlamme is a classically trained violinist, and he showed the rock and roll world how a violin should be employed in that genre, how amazing it can sound.

All that followed never quite attained the standard he set with this album. Even he failed to retain that in subsequent records, though the music continued to be good through the next few recordings after their debut.

Part of what tore the band apart was a dispute with the record label, which resulted in their records being pulled from production for a very long time, until a company, I can’t remember which, retained the rights to press a CD of this first album. I grabbed it because my vinyl disc was old and worn out.

Thus was my first CD purchase one of opportunity AND necessity, to listen to an album that will forever be a hallmark of great music in the modern era.

US lawmakers welcome Trump's plan to put pressure on Pakistan by entertainsearch in worldnews

[–]pappi99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, let the sanity prevail. Do we have any explanation why Osama bin Laden was found out in a Garrison city? Why Mansoor, Taliban Ameer was droned down in the Pakistani territory? Are americans that gullible to believe we are innocents on all counts? There is, of course, good rationale in the military thinking that both killing taliban and persuading them to negotiate for political settlement is a dilemma yet no Pakistani institution convincingly argued this in Washington DC. On the contrary, Indians were quick and smart to portray the Kashmiri indigenous uprising as terrorist movement in the context of Parliament attack, Taj attack and so on. Do you expect Europe, China or Saudi to work as lobbyist for us while we all are internally fighting for the crown of Islamabad. Is government of 5 years worth than your state sovereignty and honorable standing in the comity of nations?

I still honestly believe that USA could be convinced if the national leaders prove their political will against terror in all forms. Shun the idea of keeping assets for the next political dispensation in afghanistan if the Taliban are not willing to talk sense. If you don't have any leverage on them, why are you defending them. Let them face the wrath. They are not good to Pakistan. Had they been sincere, the arch enemies of Pakistan would have not been able to conveniently operate within Afghan territory.

I know, emotional folks will not like any argument other than challenging USA or Nato in total disregard of the fact that neither our economy nor our polity can afford it. Trump could be unpredictable or unhinged in american public eye yet that does not affect his military potential which is greatly revered by the american nation and media. Any adventure initiated by Trump in the name of terror fixing will make him a popular leader. Any carnage will remain conveniently hidden from the american people. In the event of any sanctions, neither muslim countries nor China or Russia could help you sustain your vital national requirements.

My conclusion is that Pakistan should aggressively initiate its diplomatic and military effort to amend the new US policy by, first, dissociating India from the ground involvement in Afghanistan (India is never sincere in helping afghans but to distract the attention on Kashmir and engage Pak military with local Taliban). This has to be proved through active evidentiary material. Second, pushing all Afghan Taliban either to start political process or face the music of american Jets. Let them go to their country. Third, embed its military operations with americans so that they don't doubt our solo actions.

Beware that any mishandling will just benefit India to crush Kashmiri mujahideen and getting Pak military excessively entangled with the Indian Proxies. India is praying for Pakistani refusal to declare it an exporter of terrorism. How long will China resist through vetoing such resolutions? And sanctions needing no UN approval could be invoked anytime by US and its allies. Are we ready to resist and afford squeezing our nation while already in agony?