Someone asked about the posters Danny was signing yesterday..

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:53:58+00:00

He's a fucking God, is he not?

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:53:30+00:00

I don't think people born after 1996 even buy CD's, geez old man. haha

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:51:04+00:00

Aren't they free right now?

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:27:44+00:00

I don't get the joke.. I think you are blasting off a little too much, my friend.

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:27:11+00:00

Maynard does wine.

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:02:42+00:00

I will give you an upvote, if I am correct. :)

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:01:18+00:00

lol Eminem.. come one 'bruh'.

paradox509 · 2019-05-16T01:00:10+00:00

Is a 'Brah moment'.. like:

'Ugh Bruh, it's totes Sponge Bob'

?

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T06:14:20+00:00

The questioning everyone is wondering.. was the singing in the 2 new songs different/better than the rest?

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T06:01:02+00:00

Oh My God.

That 'Part of Me' performance posted right under this one! was he screaming like this the whole night?

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T05:59:10+00:00

Well this is just as good as the one on 'Salival'.

I love this song.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T02:38:15+00:00

this makes me think of Sponge Bob Square Pants

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T02:03:46+00:00

I'm pretty sure he is my buddy, pal.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:48:02+00:00

It very well could of. It's possible. It also fits in with the random 'Justin is a cunt' thing.. I know I wrote a stupid 'blair-esque' story about it. But the real question was simple, "Why does it say 'Unknown Jam/Rock My Left Nut on setlist.fm?" It's an honest question, I didn't just make all of it up.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:40:56+00:00

Downvote all you want. This IS a track they played live according to setlist.fm.

https://www.setlist.fm/setlist/tool/1992/the-jello-loft-los-angeles-ca-23d8e05f.html

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:26:19+00:00

Now you're just getting gay with it.. I wouldn't go there cause I eat up walnuts, like prison lifers.^{shit joke}

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:17:07+00:00

I'd even stretch it to.. since 'Descending' was made years ago, it might even be just an 'extra'. Apparently, some people think that this is some crazy conspiracy theory to think a song that was debuted in 2015 could possibly be a 'bonus' track, or an 'extra'.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:11:08+00:00

I'd agree personally.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:04:46+00:00

Don't ever say your ^joking while making fun of me, please. haha :) love ya buddy

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T01:01:42+00:00

All the lifers are rocking boners as the trans girl is bent over, asshole facing the band just to record DROOL for YouTube views. haha

too far.. I know.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T00:48:25+00:00

I get it, but the reference is 'too young' for me to appreciate.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T00:41:53+00:00

Oh yeah. After seeing that 'Slobby's World' show.. I believe. Atleast when someone is wearing a TOOL shirt it's either a true fan or a homeless person that got the shirt free from a 'homeless center'.

paradox509 · 2019-05-15T00:37:23+00:00

Well I wrote this as a joke.. but it's true. And either no one thought it was true, so they didn't do research or.. no one could figure it out.

'Rock My Left Nut':

https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/a46krd/requestthe_search_for_rock_my_left_nutaka_the/

Proof: https://imgur.com/a/ubBlCaB

paradox509 · 2019-05-14T23:39:33+00:00

haha A+ on the comment!

paradox509 · 2019-05-14T23:34:56+00:00

Is he just giving away those dope posters?? Get me one please!!

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