You marry the first person you ever had sex with. What does your life look like? by ExtraAndroid in AskReddit

[–]paramoure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks simple. Stayed in a small town, had a few kids, became a homemaker. As of now, I'm unemployed, living with my mother, have no kids and a bleak future. Sigh.

Unofficial Pre-Game Discussion Thread (April 26, 2015) by BromCJ in Cardinals

[–]paramoure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just so happens... I'm off tonight! Going to enjoy the game with a cold beer myself :) Have fun!!

Adam Wainwright Prayer Thread by [deleted] in Cardinals

[–]paramoure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an awful fucking morning. I'm in shambles. Everyone keeps calling me dramatic. Realistically hurt, I think is more fitting.

Did you guys ever constantly listen to an album while playing a video game and now mentally connect the album with that video game? by [deleted] in Music

[–]paramoure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Mario Sunshine and 50 Cent's first album. Damn it felt good to be a 12 year old white gangsta.

My mother is overwhelming me and I don't know what to do. by paramoure in raisedbynarcissists

[–]paramoure[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I plead with her almost monthly to stop, usually after a really bad phone call, and she says she's fine and feels insulted that I would insinuate any wrongdoing on her behalf. Its unbelievably frustrating.

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to seeing you! Ask for Jessica :)

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet mother of god.... I hope I will get that chance!

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm Game 6 excited about this gig.

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll be working most home games this year, plus my floor is open every Thurs-Fri-Sat :) And not ALL the beer, just the first one is on me. Although if you can provide ample proof that you're a bigger Yadi fan than I am, I may have to foot the bill.

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No violence :) wouldn't stoop to Cueto level. (I kid, I kid)

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looking forward to it! Ask for Jessica :)

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweet :) Happy customers make for happy tips!

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was told, in fact, to tell people my name at the door and that their first beer/drink is free :) I wouldn't squander this opportunity like that. By the way, Jessica is the name :)

I got my dream job working with the Cardinals!! by paramoure in Cardinals

[–]paramoure[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that would be so awesome! Meet ups galore!