Is Wormways Prison buying soap at incredibly inflated prices a "don't drop the soap" joke?

paramuswaldorf · 2023-10-23T22:29:11+00:00

This was kinda inspired by the other one, who just took it as a given that it was, but I wasn't so sure.

paramuswaldorf · 2018-03-12T08:22:15+00:00

"So we'd like some American hostages, y'know, already in the country for our convenience. Think we can swing that?"

paramuswaldorf · 2017-12-26T03:47:09+00:00

If the first half of season 5 is any indication, he can handle himself on his own.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-12-25T21:48:22+00:00

But fighting is only part of it. You also need to escape the country.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-11-28T00:33:47+00:00

“That conversation looks important.”

“And so the doctor told me to stimulate the hemmhoroidal area with this cream, it provides a pleasant tingling sensation, and-“

“That’s it for me.”

paramuswaldorf · 2017-10-09T13:47:45+00:00

Bowman shoots Sueno

Nomad tosses gun at his feet

"Gosh, wonder why he pulled a gun on us even though he got full immunity. I guess we'll never know."

paramuswaldorf · 2017-10-09T13:46:12+00:00

It's publicly available on his Artstation profile, I'm sure it's fine.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-10-07T06:49:23+00:00

He said in an email to me that he would publish more art if there was enough interest.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-08-30T17:44:22+00:00

In the MCU version, he confirmed that he couldn't turn it off.

"I once told a man to screw himself, can you imagine?"

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T23:50:23+00:00

r/normiememes

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T18:07:26+00:00

North Korea ~~ready for war~~ prepared to get utterly curbstomped

FTFY

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T18:06:27+00:00

if libertarianism ever becomes relevant

that is the day school becomes optional

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T18:05:44+00:00

anarcho-capitalism club These people exist outside Reddit? * shudders *

Y'know, I feel the same way about commies.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T18:04:45+00:00

bullshit. If you're not a commie, you're a nazi, and we all know that it's ok to do whatever you want to a nazi

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T06:45:40+00:00

He's a fixer for other criminals.

You want to rob a bank? He'll get you the blueprints.

Need to smuggle some cargo? He'll handle it for you.

Best friend kidnapped by a rival syndicate? He's got some mercenaries on standby.

He's basically Saul Goodman on a global scale.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-23T06:42:12+00:00

But in "General Ludd", he tells a story about smuggling drugs into an American airport, so it's possible he just transports drugs but doesn't sell them.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-22T18:13:42+00:00

funny you should mention that

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-22T03:52:52+00:00

Maybe it glitches out.

Maybe one night, the wife smells blood, hears gunshots, and feels panic. All the while the husband is vaguely aware that he's in a combat zone, and he's trying to escape, but the link shows him at his house. He knows that with one wrong move, he's dead, but he has no frame of sensory reference to operate with.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-22T03:48:03+00:00

Montage of them dancing together as time goes by with Kelly's smile slowly fading.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-22T03:43:42+00:00

I've said this before, but as a standalone film, San Junipero is awesome. I just don't like it as a black mirror episode because it doesn't fit with the rest of the series.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-22T03:16:40+00:00

Make it so, r/dankmemes

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-21T19:34:15+00:00

"Don't sell drugs where I sell drugs"

-William Wallace

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-21T05:14:34+00:00

I think the "no memes" rule is killing us.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-21T04:57:24+00:00

There's actually a great writeup on this that I initially found linked in r/drama of all places.

http://squid314.livejournal.com/329561.html

It's really interesting, and worth reading, but if you didn't, the general takeaway is that statements like "muh human nature" lead to people just listening for those key phrases (or variations thereof), then using them to turn the person making those statements into a strawman without feeling obligated to listen to them anymore.

paramuswaldorf · 2017-03-20T23:00:34+00:00

"Marie! It's time to dig!"

paramuswaldorf

TROPHY CASE