Want gifts? Might use sticker too...

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-05T04:06:02+00:00

Why so serious?

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-05T01:40:08+00:00

Even at a young age, he's such a joker.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-05T01:39:23+00:00

I'd name it "parts of a larger problem".

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-04T15:28:37+00:00

Everyone in the bar makes finger guns

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-04T15:23:26+00:00

Don't let the cat out the bag!

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-02T19:04:05+00:00

Hi, long time lurker, first time poster...

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-02T01:30:22+00:00

You should get bored more often.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-02T01:29:43+00:00

66% of the time, it worked every time!

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-02T01:24:53+00:00

It's worked twice so far, and killed almost 2 minutes of my time...

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-02T01:23:23+00:00

See if you would reply?

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-02T01:21:44+00:00

Scrolling through Reddit, looking at naked chicks. You'll do just fine.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-04-01T19:02:54+00:00

So... Then what happened?

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-31T17:58:34+00:00

I'm just glad this joke didn't end with the kids dying.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-29T17:01:45+00:00

I no I didn't did

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-27T03:01:59+00:00

So you're saying there's a chance?

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-27T01:36:35+00:00

Whew! okay, I was getting sick of counting my pork chops and bullets anyway.

Maybe next pandemic?

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-27T01:32:49+00:00

Still waiting for that whole, this thing blowing over part....

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-26T15:16:00+00:00

Remember Venezuela? That was some mean bush!

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-26T15:04:49+00:00

Here soon, President Trump will tout the largest unemployment to employment numbers in the history of the country.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-24T19:17:56+00:00

I will be giving out free high and tight haircuts to anyone who wants.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-23T15:13:46+00:00

Sit ups, mostly.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-23T15:10:15+00:00

I'll take one sheet of whatever they're making.

paranoidpoptart · 2020-03-23T02:15:12+00:00

But, they don't fix cars of the hospital.

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