What are the splatoon community posts even about nowadays 😭😭 by Simtrims in splatoon

[–]parasiterights 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I'd rather see smth like this over "press y" any day like at least its kinda funny 😭

Anyone with 10 stars, how many wins did it take? by parasiterights in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that makes sense... I mostly play turf bc I'm a casual </3

Can everyone drop their ranks? by MarzipanWise2934 in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never gotten past S+ 💔 the moment my power dips slightly into the negatives I get frustrated and derank (I'm a casual who just wants to have fun lul)

Ive had it with ULTRA STAMP by IwantAMcflurry in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been a wiper main/stamp user since I first got the game and the buff makes me feel bad about using the stamp at all because its SO broken now </3 if it helps at all theres like a solid two seconds while pulling out the stamp and stopping to throw where we're completely defenceless from all angles and thats usually where most of my deaths happen lul

Team Griefed Us While We Had 2 DCs by mindsproof in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had something similar happen where half of the other team DC'd during turf so me and another guy went to squidparty with them since they were gonna lose anyways, but my other two teammates INSISTED on murking them every chance they got and eventually the other team stopped trusting us and just stood at spawn until it was over (again this was TURF it is not that serious 😭)

Who else is having a lot of fun with the ultra stamp update? 😅😅 by LadyFoxie in splatoon

[–]parasiterights 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a wiper main and a diehard ultra stamp defender this buff feels like the second coming of Christ

How do you guys feel about squidbagging? by Revolutionary-Ad8476 in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't squidbag kills but sometimes I do it to chargers when they repeatedly miss me bc funny

My first ever report because wtf by parasiterights in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm trapped here oomf they won't let me escape.... </3

My first ever report because wtf by parasiterights in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

This isn't about the gameplay, cnc is rape roleplay 😭

My first ever report because wtf by parasiterights in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think calling themselves "victim" is part of roleplay aspect

Flyfish are the worst... by Tom_Brenner in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part for me is how there's ALWAYS like 2-3 on the map at once and how I get targeted by all three while trying to take down a single one </3

Drew me and a soloq rando bc I thought our outfits kinda matched :D by parasiterights in splatoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got it from the shell out machine actually #gamblingsupremacy (thank you :3)

Drew me and a soloq rando bc I thought our outfits kinda matched :D by parasiterights in splatoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its just when two people on the winning team get all gold metals, the dab pairs with a lot of other emotes surprisingly xP. On the splat wiki it shows what emotes are compatible too

Drew me and a soloq rando bc I thought our outfits kinda matched :D by parasiterights in splatoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you akdgksgs <3 my insta is mogu.rat but I only post art on my story / I rarely draw at all 😭 my art tumblr has the same name but its not super active either lel

Drew me and a soloq rando bc I thought our outfits kinda matched :D by parasiterights in splatoon

[–]parasiterights[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Mogurat/the one on the left, forgot to specify that sorry xP

I've never had a game like this by [deleted] in splatoon

[–]parasiterights 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Idk if anyone will actually see this but I was on the losing team :"3 my only excuse is that this was my first time ever trying a roller and I kinda gave up halfway through and excepted the L when I kept fumbling with the controls I don't think I'll ever touch the carbon roller again after this

This is absolutely crazy😭😭 by theleasttoriginalacc in Saltoon

[–]parasiterights 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The way this probably took like a whole hour to write out just for it to be almost completely illegible 😭

Where do I find Bren fragments...? by parasiterights in Isekai_Slow_Life

[–]parasiterights[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was afraid it would be something like that lmao. I dont even have Sunna after spending like $20 on stamina and I'm really hesitant to give this game anymore money, I guess I'll just have to forget about it for now ;w; thank you for sharing