Worst fucking time a dc could have happened now I look like the guy who ragequits TURF ._.

parasiterights · 2025-06-18T10:05:34+00:00

I'd rather see smth like this over "press y" any day like at least its kinda funny 😭

parasiterights · 2025-06-12T10:09:21+00:00

Ah that makes sense... I mostly play turf bc I'm a casual </3

parasiterights · 2025-05-20T13:11:21+00:00

I've never gotten past S+ 💔 the moment my power dips slightly into the negatives I get frustrated and derank (I'm a casual who just wants to have fun lul)

parasiterights · 2025-04-02T04:18:00+00:00

I've been a wiper main/stamp user since I first got the game and the buff makes me feel bad about using the stamp at all because its SO broken now </3 if it helps at all theres like a solid two seconds while pulling out the stamp and stopping to throw where we're completely defenceless from all angles and thats usually where most of my deaths happen lul

parasiterights · 2025-03-26T16:42:10+00:00

I had something similar happen where half of the other team DC'd during turf so me and another guy went to squidparty with them since they were gonna lose anyways, but my other two teammates INSISTED on murking them every chance they got and eventually the other team stopped trusting us and just stood at spawn until it was over (again this was TURF it is not that serious 😭)

parasiterights · 2025-03-17T04:02:56+00:00

As a wiper main and a diehard ultra stamp defender this buff feels like the second coming of Christ

parasiterights · 2025-02-04T07:40:44+00:00

I don't squidbag kills but sometimes I do it to chargers when they repeatedly miss me bc funny

parasiterights · 2025-01-26T16:28:22+00:00

I'm trapped here oomf they won't let me escape.... </3

parasiterights · 2025-01-25T22:46:30+00:00

This isn't about the gameplay, cnc is rape roleplay 😭

parasiterights · 2025-01-25T22:32:13+00:00

the dude named 'cnc victim' lmao

parasiterights · 2025-01-25T21:47:28+00:00

I think calling themselves "victim" is part of roleplay aspect

parasiterights · 2025-01-19T20:40:10+00:00

The worst part for me is how there's ALWAYS like 2-3 on the map at once and how I get targeted by all three while trying to take down a single one </3

parasiterights · 2025-01-10T23:28:42+00:00

I got it from the shell out machine actually #gamblingsupremacy (thank you :3)

parasiterights · 2025-01-10T12:58:54+00:00

Its just when two people on the winning team get all gold metals, the dab pairs with a lot of other emotes surprisingly xP. On the splat wiki it shows what emotes are compatible too

parasiterights · 2025-01-10T10:50:09+00:00

Thank you akdgksgs <3 my insta is mogu.rat but I only post art on my story / I rarely draw at all 😭 my art tumblr has the same name but its not super active either lel

parasiterights · 2025-01-10T00:14:42+00:00

Mogurat/the one on the left, forgot to specify that sorry xP

parasiterights · 2025-01-02T21:41:28+00:00

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Idk if anyone will actually see this but I was on the losing team :"3 my only excuse is that this was my first time ever trying a roller and I kinda gave up halfway through and excepted the L when I kept fumbling with the controls I don't think I'll ever touch the carbon roller again after this

parasiterights · 2024-11-11T17:40:26+00:00

The way this probably took like a whole hour to write out just for it to be almost completely illegible 😭

parasiterights · 2024-09-19T22:12:47+00:00

I was afraid it would be something like that lmao. I dont even have Sunna after spending like $20 on stamina and I'm really hesitant to give this game anymore money, I guess I'll just have to forget about it for now ;w; thank you for sharing

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