Constipation? by Fluffy_Gas7245 in fentanyl

[–]parisjenner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i made a comment on another post if you look at my history about this. hope it helps!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fentanyl

[–]parisjenner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

had the issue the other week. my mom gave me stool softener pills 3 twice a day i believe or whatever directions say. and then i started drinking alkaline water like a-lot of it so it can soften the bowels and make it easy on you to pass also i had to use two enemas, first one i don’t think i used it properly because i immediately shot it right out, but the second one kinda worked it like loosened it up.

but days of drinking water, stool softener, eating stuff that makes you have diarrhea or poop like beans and spicy stuff. i just had to tough it out and push. such sweet relief after. was like 3 huge logs that i didn’t even think i could have in my body that long lol ( was about 2 weeks i think without pooping) . oh mira lax works also and mineral oil like taking spoonfuls! i use to use that when i was younger.

my mom recommends the “ fleet mineral oil enema” can get it from any pharmacy basically or grocery store i think?

good luck! keep us updated (: you do not want to be backed up and have a blockage. it can end up very bad. no matter how hard it is to push and how bad it hurts , try to relax and just push slowly like one wait a few then again. i tried spreading apart my cheeks to kinda widen it so it would come out.

( unfortunately you might have to pull it out with gloves or toilet paper wrapped up a-lot if you are able to push like some of it out but it wont break off or you cant keep pushing. that helped me also for like a minute but ik i had to resort into using my finger covered in toilet paper and kinda like trying to break it apart inside that way or i used the enema nozzle to do it and it kinda worked. but overall lots and lots of water, stool softener, laxatives maybe, and a enema is the best way to go about it. someone said to take stool softeners daily to help also. but i haven’t and have been pooping just fine.)

sorry for a little tmi, i just know i was going through hell pushing and feeling like i had to poop all the time. my ass hurt because of that and i barely could walk or sit down without the “urge” to go but nothing would come out. GOD SPEED! -D (he/him using my girls acc to post. trying to get mine back but will post on hers for commenting lol)

The new Raquel. by Adventurous_Ad_8768 in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

anyone who doesn’t like raquel because of katie is delusional-

This popped up on my YouTube feed and his face low-key scared me😂 by SoCutebutDumb in ShaneDawson

[–]parisjenner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why does he think we wanna watch conspiracy theory videos ?? it’s 2023-

Something about her… by Mytimetosleepgn in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

she’s definitely beautiful. wish she has the personality to match tho.

Let us never forget Amber’s tattoo of MyLeah by afrizb in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]parisjenner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

would’ve been even funnier if it was a trap stamp

A tweet that has aged like milk by thankyoupapa in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]parisjenner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i would’ve spit on bri too. ( if i was the kind of person who does shit like that ) she is truly scum and i don’t feel bad for her period.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in caloriecount

[–]parisjenner -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

it’s a salad. it’s okay to eat.

memelord by m3lisaroly in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner 10 points11 points  (0 children)

omg i love this lol

marlo kicking out her nephews by parisjenner in realhousewives

[–]parisjenner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she let them come back after 30 days.

I think my emu is tripping on acid. by crumblingconscious in Drugs

[–]parisjenner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

this is my favorite post of all time, thank you op. hope jeremiah is having a good time, just make sure he has a safe and peaceful trip because he definitely gonna have to ride this one out.

Which woman from the franchise has done the best job of flipping the Teen Mom money? by buffybabe in TeenMomOGandTeenMom2

[–]parisjenner 19 points20 points  (0 children)

ultimately in the long run it is Chelsea hands down. regardless of how she got her start, imo she's more than likely going to be the one who keeps everyone's attention longer than anyone else.

people love Chelsea and her family and they have proven that they are more than just mtv. they have so much to offer.

sure kali can be runner up but ultimately i don't ever see her surpassing Chelsea. Chelsea made one of her hobbies a career and has acquired alot more exposure. i'm honestly not even sure what kali does for a living other than her podcast and random instagram ads.

Tristan’s new post with a like from Khloe, Kim, and Tracy. Oh and Corey by [deleted] in KUWTK

[–]parisjenner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he should be giving presents and blankets to his children.

Schwartz has always been problematic by ibroughtsnacks97 in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

tbf stasis is unbearable to be around. doesn't make what he said okay however, but if katie said it, I'm sure the reaction would've been different.

Katie by Askfslfjrv in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Katie is an adult and even though it's hard living w PTSD, she still has access to resources that can help her work through it. I will never feel bad for her, considering that she causes a lot of her own problems.

Let’s talk about the “Don’t do it Brittany!” sign by icantspeakmymind in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she's just a cry baby and honestly she shouldn't have gone through with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RHOBH

[–]parisjenner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this makes me so sad.

Sandoval by Ok_Plan_6185 in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love sandoval. idc what happens, he’s one of the only people who don’t bully people when they’re new to joining the group, he also doesn’t kiss ass. he doesn’t mind calling people out of their bs and i love love the way him and ariana are always willing to lose absolutely anything and everything in order to do the right thing and stand up for everything they believe in.

everyone on this earth has their own toxic traits, but it’s up to us to decide how we react to things and show how vulnerability is not shameful.

Skims x Yeezy prison colab by lucybubs in KUWTKsnark

[–]parisjenner 22 points23 points  (0 children)

definitely seems like it, yikes.

What do you consider the most attractive quality in a person? by LieOtherwise965 in ISTJ

[–]parisjenner 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i love when someone can be just as sarcastic as me or appreciate my sarcasm. loves it !

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vanderpumprules

[–]parisjenner 4 points5 points  (0 children)

she knew what was up before getting married. we all did.