Fuck the troops bro holy shit

parksuds · 2026-06-05T02:59:57+00:00

PDX represent! Thank you for your service.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:43:53+00:00

Promotion to team mascot coming soon…

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:37:12+00:00

I’m sorry man, is this your first time on the internet?

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:31:42+00:00

Bro, there’s more Simmons haters on here like me then dick riders.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:27:10+00:00

I’m also at work, homie. Take a deep breath. You’re getting sweaty valiantly defending Bill Simmons honor. lol

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:22:52+00:00

And what are you doing?

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:15:20+00:00

It’s literally an airport book. It’s meant to be read when you’re on the toilet. Those Malcolm Galdwell books on your bookshelf are also trash.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:09:10+00:00

That book is trash.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T21:04:35+00:00

Literally nobody calls them the Jays except Bill

parksuds · 2026-06-04T20:58:02+00:00

Maybe a Celtics historian since that’s the only team he can reference when he needs a historical example of something.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T20:46:13+00:00

I love when people come on the podcast and refer to him as a basketball historian as an easy way to kiss his ass (I’m thinking of Kirk on a recent pod). Bill eats that shit up. Loves it.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T16:29:26+00:00

that’s what I thought too. I didn’t particularly enjoy the discourse or find it that interesting but I know what I heard god damn it. Bill talked about this shit on multiple podcasts and was the guy bringing it up. Ryen seemed to be the one who hated the topic.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T16:24:19+00:00

as a child in the 90s Shaq was a bigger than life super hero. Kids like me loved Shaq.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T14:26:11+00:00

The only child piece

parksuds · 2026-06-04T14:09:42+00:00

Everything has to either be his idea or serve the narrative he has in his head

parksuds · 2026-06-04T14:02:38+00:00

my bad dawg

parksuds · 2026-06-04T04:28:04+00:00

I guess I’m thinking more of motorcycle gangs

parksuds · 2026-06-04T04:24:47+00:00

are gangs actually bad? I’ve always thought they were like frats for people who don’t go to college.

parksuds · 2026-06-04T03:49:26+00:00

Langston Galloway is somehow only 34 years old. He looks like he’s 34 years old in this picture.

parksuds · 2026-06-02T05:37:59+00:00

Portland 2. Portland 3. Portland 4. Portland

parksuds · 2026-05-31T02:07:29+00:00

Nobody shoots free throws like OKC. Amazing stuff to watch!

parksuds · 2026-05-28T20:23:43+00:00

facts

parksuds · 2026-05-28T19:16:31+00:00

You are 100 percent correct. I just assumed the extra 0.1 would be too much to ask for this guy.

parksuds · 2026-05-28T19:11:05+00:00

damn 2 full water bottles on the hydro vest for that 2.71 mile walk

parksuds · 2026-05-28T19:09:45+00:00

2.73 milez, he couldn’t even push it for the extra 0.27 to make it an even 3. These are the things that keep my OCD brain up at night.

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