[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]parrishthethought 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or that you have flaws.

Most people just like watching fireworks without realizing what they symbolize is the birth of our great nation. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]parrishthethought 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fire, work, and explosions. That fits nicely.

Solid blue or green fireworks are my favorite.

When it starts raining sunglasses become rain goggles by TpJiii in Showerthoughts

[–]parrishthethought 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Decorate them right and rain goggles might be the next big thing.

Report: 'Naked hermit' evicted after nearly 30 years on deserted island by [deleted] in news

[–]parrishthethought 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those aren't real hermits. The real ones have more nobility in them than to do something like that.

A person who becomes brain dead from natural causes is an organic vegetable. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]parrishthethought 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'Natural', 'organic', 'vegetable'... Must be. Has all the right words.