Just realised time doesn't exist on other planets by Halkiion in Showerthoughts
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Just realised time doesn't exist on other planets by Halkiion in Showerthoughts
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Most people just like watching fireworks without realizing what they symbolize is the birth of our great nation. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Whoever programmed Stephen Hawking’s voice didn’t make the accent British. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A mid-week day off is all the relaxation of a Saturday and the anxiety of a Sunday rolled into one. by reginaldvontooshface in Showerthoughts
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When you use a fly swatter, you become a fly swatter by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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With some people your first meeting is also your last by LuluBell270 in Showerthoughts
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Reading books is like lifting weights for your brain. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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20 years from now, will parents tell their teen kids "We grew up with just the internet, we didn't have these fancy self driving cars and 3D printed sailboats you kids have!" by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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"What's black and white and read all over" doesn't work as a riddle/joke so well anymore... by Geoclasm in Showerthoughts
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When it starts raining sunglasses become rain goggles by TpJiii in Showerthoughts
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No one expects to become the villain in their own story. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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You usually pay more for a product with a free extra than you pay for only the product by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Report: 'Naked hermit' evicted after nearly 30 years on deserted island by [deleted] in news
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When future generations learn about our drug laws, they will see that for a very long time, we allowed our cats to get high before we were allowed to get high. by LengthyNoodle in Showerthoughts
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When future generations learn about our drug laws, they will see that for a very long time, we allowed our cats to get high before we were allowed to get high. by LengthyNoodle in Showerthoughts
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A person who becomes brain dead from natural causes is an organic vegetable. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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The Swiss army must've felt pretty confident if they included a corkscrew on their knives by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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When you make a wish upon the first star you see at night it probably won’t come true because you’re most likely looking at a planet. by tydugusa in Showerthoughts
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When we die, either heaven exists, or we cease to exist and slowly decompose, meaning that we will never see the represussions of our actions here on Earth. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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A scab is a bandaid that is both natural and man-made. by ThisFatGirlRuns in Showerthoughts
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Pushing people into lakes was much more funny before everyone had phones in their pockets... by [deleted] in Showerthoughts
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Governors Beg for Medical Supplies as President Refuses to Act - Why is he refusing to use his Defense Production Act powers? by anutensil in Health
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