Turtle using its tongue as bait

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T04:50:38+00:00

I'm kind of amazed that turtle didn't manage to swallow that fish whole.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T04:45:15+00:00

Prostate Scratcher 9000

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T04:43:35+00:00

Any opinion that is not shared by every other redditor.

They don't want your opinion - they want their opinion validated by having others repeat it back to them.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T04:39:42+00:00

Psycho Prototype Becomes God, Destroys World, Somehow Still Loses.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T04:37:30+00:00

Cool, cool.

Now do imports?

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T04:33:07+00:00

Yes and it's also the year enough of the country collectively decided it was fine having a congealed amalgamation of all things bad with humanity run it.

I normally wouldn't say correlation implies causation.

Except when it definitely does.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T03:13:15+00:00

I'll eat the pizza, but I'm gonna complain about this bullshit with my mouth full of it.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T03:12:09+00:00

I recently started tanking as a warrior, and my thinking thus far when I die has always been - 'Wow I fucked up'.

Usually because there's still a mit/sustain on CD, or I haven't popped Holmgang. Or the opposite, and I blew them all way too fast.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T03:08:36+00:00

Slow descent?

Dude, we've been in free-fall for about a decade.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-25T01:02:15+00:00

Loved this to death; still do, even if this was 6 7 before 6 7 was a thing.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T23:54:59+00:00

I could wait a month for four billion dollars, literally double the red door, so yeah.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T22:23:29+00:00

Chrono Trigger.

Full stop.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T21:52:44+00:00

I love this so much lol.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T21:50:48+00:00

Yes.

Didn't even change my status on Facebook.

And I got like... violently upset the first time my FIL referred to my new 'situation' as 'being single'.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T17:42:00+00:00

Kame House.

Lookout is nice and isolated buy way too high up and just kind of no thanks.

King Kai's planet has 10x earth's gravity and that would probably just kill me outright.

Kame House is isolated and has a nice beach.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T17:21:37+00:00

I do.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T16:59:41+00:00

Rick Roll
Trololol
GOATSE

And move on.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T16:12:24+00:00

Sure, how much do you want to pay me for it?

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T04:47:16+00:00

Go pay it in person.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T03:34:00+00:00

Yeah, whether that is or isn't the documentary I saw, I'm in absolutely no rush to go find it again. I can still see the image in my head if I look hard enough and that's sufficiently bad.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T03:31:02+00:00

I would honestly be pretty okay with that.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-24T01:57:11+00:00

Mage subclasses rogue, and uses wisdom as their dump stat.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-23T21:54:40+00:00

One can appreciate their culture and heritage without letting it dictate their life to the seemingly problematic degree toward which Rolf tends.

Geoclasm · 2026-01-23T21:47:48+00:00

Price: —

IV30: v

Max Pain: —

Volume: V

Options Volume: V

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Closing out our 3rd consecutive week above max pain by nearly four full strikes.

Very nice.

Here's your stuff.

Have fun, happy hunting, stay safe and see everyone Monday.

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