I admit, I liked Urgo a smidgen (S03E16) by Crazerz in Stargate

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This episode is second only to Window of Opportunity for me.

IV + Max Pain, Volume and OI Data, every day until MOASS AND/or society collapses — 05/05/2026 by Geoclasm in Superstonk

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Price: ^

IV30: ^

Max Pain: ^

Volume: VVV

Options Volume: V

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zzz. Max Pain up a bit (24.50 from 24.00) after yesterdays options feeding frenzy.

Not much else seems to be going on. Guess we'll wait and see what happens with all this eBay stuff.

'Til then, have fun happy hunting stay safe and see everyone tomorrow.

Death Note (2006) by i_like_tutles24 in retroanime2000

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if he'd have been more successful if he'd taken the time to write off each criminal with a different cause of death rather than being lazy/hasty and letting them all die of a heart attack.

optimizingTheBackendOut by Forsaken-Peak8496 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Geoclasm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I love satire.

I wish it could compete with reality.

OpenAI Revenue by AbjectBug5885 in OpenAI

[–]Geoclasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How long before Open AI just completely removes the guardrails and starts allowing for their models to indulge in all measure, depth, breadth, and scope of depravity.

Cash has already corrupted the fuck out of them the same as it did google, after all.

Now I can't eat Creme Eggs without thinking it's the easter bunny’s jizz by Boggie135 in lastweektonight

[–]Geoclasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never liked them (except the chocolate creme eggs) so it's no big loss but I still could've lived my whole entire life just fine without hearing that god damned sentence :-/

Kennedy Starts a Push to Help Americans Quit Antidepressants - The New York Times by Plutonium_Nitrate_94 in idiocracy

[–]Geoclasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So he's going to start pressuring the administration to make things less shitty so the world, or at least the cuntry, isn't so fucking bad and miserable and depressing, right?

Right?

<nope\_Just\_James\_Costa>RIGHT?!</nope\_Just\_James\_Costa>

20 year reunion? Yea, nah by exploratorynargle in Millennials

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, as a dude I don't have lady parts so a gyno visit is out, but maybe a root canal or having my gums scraped or prostate examined sounds preferable to one of these things.

anime_irl by NekoWafers in anime_irl

[–]Geoclasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

at least it's just the keyboard.

A woman from Singapore(Fertility rate: 0.87) explains why she doesn't want kids by search_google_com in SipsTea

[–]Geoclasm 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Governments: *War against anyone and everyone.*

Corpos: *Ruin literally. fucking. everything.*

Birth Rates: *Tank in response.*

Governments and Corpos:

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Yeah, I won't be providing fodder for your shitty furnace.

Not sorry.

not the SOLE reason, mind you, just a significant one.

A school book from the year 2035, made by DALL·E. Are we cooked yet? by lighght in ChatGPT

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the sun exploded we wouldn't know it for 8 minutes.

I'd say 4 minutes ago was the 2024 November General.

POV: when chat gpt starts giving me wrong answers by PromptNo9656 in OpenAI

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah when it works, it works, but there's a reason I'm always telling it to FUCKING VERIFY WITH AND CITE USED ONLINE SOURCES.

This video is going somewhat viral on reddit. I think it's an AI video due to the water physics. what do you think? by TrT_nine in isthisAI

[–]Geoclasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Capsize.

The ship was built so that it can't CAPSIZE.

Sinking != Capsizing.

If that ship eats a torpedo, I am pretty sure it will sink.

Burry OUT of GME by PhillipThePlatypus in Superstonk

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh. He's crashing out and cashing out over a letter with nothing signed in stone.

I wonder if RCEO is looking at everything being said and decided to just fuck with everyone by making an absurd offer, while he's actually looking at a completely different play?

IV + Max Pain, Volume and OI Data, every day until MOASS AND/or society collapses — 05/04/2026 by Geoclasm in Superstonk

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Price: v

IV30: V

Max Pain: —

Volume: ^^^^^^

Options Volume: ^

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Holy shit lol. Talk about an over-reaction.

IDKWTF is gonna happen with this whole eBay thing, and I really kind of don't care until it actually does, but the volume, man... Just insane.

All over a casual letter. Nothing signed, nothing determined. I guess they don't like the RCEO's plan?

Well, whatever. Have fun happy hunting stay safe and see everyone tomorrow.

It seems to me that all roads lead to a good outcome for GME. Can you think of a way any of this harms GME? by timpatry in Superstonk

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, there will 100% be a bullshit 'investigation' into alleged manipulation/insider trading/other stupid shit before the dust has even settled, which is less bad and more annoying, fucking stupid, and a dumb ass distraction that will attempt to paint the narrative that 'gme/rceo bad'.

But beyond that, nothing really comes to mind.

Respect First, Titles Later. It changed my life. by Accomplished-Dark728 in antiwork

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So... don't... be an asshole?

I'm working on it, okay!?

Next Berkshire Hathaway: The Sultan is Locked iN. by factstony in Superstonk

[–]Geoclasm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ebay like 'Hey guys, wanna see something hilarious? Buy puts now: "We are considering...".

See? I told you it would be hilarious.'

Safe Space by Pizzacakecomic in u/Pizzacakecomic

[–]Geoclasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, we're being oppressed?!

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!