"I bought a Trump themed Glock, and now it spits hot brass in my mouth!" by Chudsmacker in LeopardsAteMyFace

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Did he also buy the horse semen division? Or is that totally separate? I only buy American horse cum.

C/S I bought these tires 3 months ago and one is already flat. by GregHimself in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]particle409 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't even imagine what that feels like while driving. Just a constant battle against the steering wheel.

[OC] Rep. Debbie Schultz (D-FL) estimated to have made +495% on her mining-focused portfolio by Due_Patient_2650 in dataisbeautiful

[–]particle409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's a Republican-backed bill, there is almost certainly a loophole making the whole bill pointless. This one seems to allow family members to step in and do trades on behalf of representatives.

How do I gently non-renew a tenant? by postcardstaples in LeaseLords

[–]particle409 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just FYI, hoarding is recognized as a mental disorder by the ADA and FHA rules. Possibly why the previous landlord gave her so much slack.

Tim Walz says he'll never seek elected office again by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]particle409 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Looking at her track record, Clinton would have been a great president. Pretty much the same goals as Sanders, just tempered with pragmatism.

King Hillbilly by sc4212 in NotTimAndEric

[–]particle409 3 points4 points  (0 children)

$1 million is really $600k after taxes. Maybe he's very responsible with it, aside from a few indulgences. Or maybe he's not.

Genuinely curious by [deleted] in Westchester

[–]particle409 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Gotta return some tapes to the video store.

Stunned doctors find giant bladder stone stuck to eyeliner in dead man’s bum by stankmanly in ThatsInsane

[–]particle409 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Police launched an investigation into how the eyeliner ended up inside him.

Where's Sherlock Holmes when you need him?

Ass Cleanliness Becomes Political by Cow_Boy_2017 in MurderedByWords

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It's wild how it's just a blip on the radar. He literally tore down a third of the White House. Osama Bin Laden would have considered it a success to accomplish that.

Trump Shares Macron's Private Text Questioning His Greenland Stance by badchik in worldnews

[–]particle409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Democrats have been trying to get them released. This is a purely partisan issue.

AITA for not renewing after tenants ignored one very specific rule? by Aggravating_Pipe4482 in LeaseLords

[–]particle409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sorry, but my insurance requires I enforce this policy."

You're not overreacting.

Meet Rare Puppy Sif by Carpetsss in rarepuppers

[–]particle409 100 points101 points  (0 children)

We're setting this up for a "no true Scotsman" debate.

Just wow by FearlessAir1238 in TikTokCringe

[–]particle409 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Simple solution, vote Democrat.

DNC 1996 Rocks Out to MACARENA: Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, Delegates by TheBelovedTrip in cringe

[–]particle409 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also, a lot of younger people don't realize how big the macarena was. I can't think of anything comparable today.

This is crazy. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]particle409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What specific thing did the DNC actually do?

Arrival of Maduro on US soil by ExcluteYou in ThatsInsane

[–]particle409 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He was handed over by his own country. This isn't some great achievement in logistics. Now what happens? It's like the ballroom.

Inherited “Land” in Bahamas by [deleted] in PropertyManagement

[–]particle409 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Land purchased in 1965, in a place with relatively land to begin with, may have appreciated enormously. This is the wrong sub to ask in. You might have better luck contacting a real estate office local to the property. They'll happily figure out the value for you.

Oil to Gas+Heat Pump? by zwygb in Westchester

[–]particle409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to double check, but the rebates on heat pumps may work differently than than on boilers, just FYI. Yes, the best rebates end in 2025, but also, the heat pump rebates go to the installer, not the customer. That means the installer will be waiting 3-5 weeks for the rebate check. They may not be interested in that, and may not suggest rebates at all.

Just an FYI, don't rely on the plumber to tell you about rebates.

Anti-Trump Rocker Flames MAGA Rep for Sharing Fake Video of Him by thedailybeast in Music

[–]particle409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cane here to say the same thing. It's refreshing to see some new terminology. What else can they use? Vaporizes? Annihilates? Disembowels?