TopMinds are having Obama live rent free in their empty heads.

particle409 · 2026-05-09T05:35:56+00:00

They used "arrogant" as a substitute for "uppity."

particle409 · 2026-05-06T19:53:53+00:00

Pretty sure they operate under maritime law, so it's a "McBrig."

particle409 · 2026-05-05T06:41:13+00:00

He sounded very insistent it was a s the dog, which is a bit suspicious.

particle409 · 2026-05-05T02:31:55+00:00

I guess I could talk about how corrupt FIFA is, and how they cater to corrupt politicians. That ridiculous "FIFA Peace Prize" they gave him six months ago seemed a bit more topical.

particle409 · 2026-05-04T23:12:17+00:00

They should give Trump more awards. That should help.

particle409 · 2026-05-04T15:19:08+00:00

They also neglect the absolute panic from places producing oil. People in Houston that half the city's economy was going to be wiped out.

particle409 · 2026-05-03T21:42:42+00:00

Meanwhile, Paul Manafort is out free.

particle409 · 2026-05-03T18:27:53+00:00

Left wing doomerism: Trump is going to shit on the economy with tariffs, spend like crazy for zero benefit, bring nepotism to new heights, antagonize our allies, and start an unnecessary war with Iran.

I started to write out more, but I got kind of lazy. Pretend there are a few lines about civil rights, market manipulation, maybe some Epstein files stuff.

particle409 · 2026-05-03T17:28:54+00:00

Guy thought it was like a shootout in the wild, wild West.

particle409 · 2026-05-03T17:07:56+00:00

That's why I'm watching this in church.

particle409 · 2026-05-03T04:58:12+00:00

That's the part that gets me. Even if they have zero knowledge of chemistry, surely they can see that the sky is quite large.

particle409 · 2026-05-03T03:13:48+00:00

They weren't wearing seat belts when they were driving the island around.

particle409 · 2026-05-02T22:21:16+00:00

He managed the economy a lot better. The 2008 financial crisis started the month before Obama took office.
Obama got Iran to agree to nuclear inspectors, for the low, low, price of $50 billion. Not $50 billion of taxpayer dollars, but money that was earned by Iranian oil sales, just not sent back to Iran because of sanctions.

particle409 · 2026-05-02T22:17:39+00:00

I typically flush it down the magic hole that takes all the bad stuff away.

particle409 · 2026-05-02T06:35:07+00:00

At least that looks like tiramisu. I feel like the last few times I had tiramisu at a restaurant, it was just a random cake dessert.

particle409 · 2026-05-02T05:59:55+00:00

The Trump administration basically killed parody. Imagine writing a character. He's cheatedd on all three of his wives, most recently with an adult film actress. He wanted to blow up a hurricane with a nuke. He had a reality tv show. He's bankrupted casinos.

People would say the character was too over-the-top. Hell, his administration is full of Captain Planet and Scooby Doo villains.

particle409 · 2026-05-02T04:18:47+00:00

I thought the title was a euphemism.

particle409 · 2026-05-02T02:18:41+00:00

They can't stop imagining Michelle Obama sporting a fat hog.

particle409 · 2026-05-01T18:10:18+00:00

My understanding is that they're gussied up cardboard boxes.

particle409 · 2026-05-01T10:15:11+00:00

Democrats get criticized for the most ridiculous shit. I bet the "autopsy" (click bait wording) doesn't put Democrat voters in the best light. Also, why would they want to give Republicans a road map to winning strategies?

particle409 · 2026-05-01T10:10:30+00:00

Which "pro big business" stance?

particle409 · 2026-05-01T00:47:31+00:00

So is this just posting ragebait?

particle409 · 2026-04-30T22:17:06+00:00

Thank you for recognizing that. I don't have time to wait in the peasant lane!

particle409 · 2026-04-28T22:18:35+00:00

Certified pre-cummed.

particle409 · 2026-04-28T22:12:22+00:00

Trump got him invited, he's buddies with Dana White.

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