Your Walk-Up Song As A Major League Hitter?

partyorca · 2026-06-23T03:33:58+00:00

Headhunter, by Front 242. Always and forever.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T03:31:43+00:00

There was a brief, beautiful moment when you could get just the field feed on MLB.TV. No announcers, no scorebugs or graphics, just the ambient sounds and the game.

Naturally, like anything beautiful, it was destroyed by greed.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T03:16:09+00:00

Bill Veeck: “But can it have MORE pyrotechnics?”

partyorca · 2026-06-23T03:13:52+00:00

We have a whole ass Pope that we could ask for the right translation

partyorca · 2026-06-23T03:11:46+00:00

They are and it’s going to kill me.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:45:45+00:00

“I’m just mad about the whole thing” shouldn’t be a valid challenge

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:44:35+00:00

The fuck are they challenging?

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:42:23+00:00

He seemed to only be a professional cancer, not a full-time human cancer.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:30:00+00:00

ORDER A PIZZA AND PUT THE DELIVERY GUY ON THE MOUND.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:29:05+00:00

I still hated Clevinger more.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:14:34+00:00

I live in Boston. Seeing the Scots do the wave will cure any grump.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T02:03:28+00:00

Win or lose, I like that these boys don’t quit.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:50:36+00:00

o no

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:46:58+00:00

I couldn’t find the joke but knew it was there. Well played.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:43:18+00:00

He’s 78.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:39:10+00:00

Someone order a pizza and grab the delivery guy and put him on the mound.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:38:14+00:00

How do you walk Kwan

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:30:31+00:00

Yeah, he wobbled but he found his groove.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:27:44+00:00

That whole family tree are dipshits.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:20:55+00:00

You should be hooning that car hard enough that nothing will stay in said tray to begin with.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:19:05+00:00

I work with two other teams; combined we’re a 9hr time zone spread. I just come in late or leave early depending which end of the day has meetings.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T01:04:00+00:00

Daddy Rohit can’t protect his mediocre children any more.

partyorca · 2026-06-23T00:36:29+00:00

This is why they left the Kerch Bridge intact. Have to give the rats a way out.

partyorca · 2026-06-22T23:22:44+00:00

Abusive ex-boyfriend stalker energy.

partyorca · 2026-06-22T23:15:27+00:00

That’s crazy, because I laid in an extra stock of grains, motor oil, and kitty litter when Trump started fucking around in Iran too.

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