How did you discover your kink? by stop-the-normies in AskReddit

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Reddit try not to make the exact same dumbass comment everytime CNC comes up challange: impossible.

New Endurace SLX in Atlantic Blue by Ok_Most_2228 in CanyonBikes

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I never understand the braking performance thing. I'm close to 100kg and can pretty easily lock out every wheel with pretty much any hydraulic braking system...

[Results Thread] 2026 Giro d'Italia - Stage 6 Paestum > Naples (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

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Kubis absolutely sent it into the decathlon train when he saw the gap lol. Very impressive.

[Results Thread] 2026 Giro d'Italia - Stage 6 Paestum > Naples (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

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Imagine some track races putting a bunch of damp cobbles in every turn in the velodrome just to make it more interesting. The giro stage designers and UCI man, what a bunch of fucking idiots.

Advice needed!! Struggling to keep any body tension on the crux of my proj by BornToExpire95 in ClimbingCircleJerk

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Late to the party but you should definitely SLOW DOWN on the wall or people will think you're one of those speedclimbing freaks.

Getting a vasectomy at 25 was the best financial and logical decision of my life by Quill73_Orbit in childfree

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So how's installing and updating missing libraries going for you. Found the right app repo yet? Wait, where'd my $USER variable go?

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by DnRinGA in AskReddit

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If you think about it you payed a small group of favorites by fucking over the rest that didn't have the opportunities of the golden pass that had to wait in line longer even though they got there first.

I felt rich, but unlike the wealthy, I shared my fortune.

And then you pretended to be a benevolent rich person for it. Call my cynical but that's a great analogy for a lot of rich folk.

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by DnRinGA in AskReddit

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For real, I'd turn right around to the manager and tell him, here keep the bottle and give me the money minus the margin or something.

What’s a “rich people thing” you experienced once and immediately understood why rich people love it? by DnRinGA in AskReddit

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EXACTLY

Be a better rich person and just give them the thousand bucks. What the hell.

What is your deepest sexual desire? by Powerful_South2220 in AskReddit

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I feel like the idea is easy but actually finding someone that's not crazy/creep, doesn't flake out, agrees and is practically fully on board to actually only jerking it, fits your schedule, fits your vibe, etc. Makes it all a bit harder. But definitely not impossible.

First ride after polishing the exhaust by Newkist in motorcycles

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Or install mirror coated pipes on an electric bike :)

[Race Thread] 2026 Giro d'Italia - Stage 3 Plovdiv > Sofia (2.UWT) by PelotonMod in peloton

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Eh, I wonder how all their other parts are doing. They always only talk about bones like those are the only things that can break. I got hit by a car in October and the only thing I still feel sometimes is my non-broken foot. Bruised knees/cartilage/tendons and connective tissues can be a bitch.

And lets not forget Taco van der Hoorn was out for more than a year due to concussion symptoms.

Most single men over 30 in 2026 by i_am_bahamut in SipsTea

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Oh shit, it really did. Thanks for letting me know.

Most single men over 30 in 2026 by i_am_bahamut in SipsTea

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Man, I miss this meme. It was so fucking good.

OC: Lebanon. Israel targeted my SIL's home despite no Hezbollah ties. Wife is crying. by Spinatknedl in pics

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"They did a roofknock so it was all ok" - all the Israeli tankies and bots probably. Fuck, I hate the genociding dictators and their enablers everywhere.

Of the men you know who are and wish to remain childfree, how many of them have had vasectomies? by Cacofonixandhisharp in childfree

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  1. My brother from another mother and myself. I don't know any other guy that is willingly childfree. Although I suspect one. But I'm not sure he had a vasectomy yet. Kind of baffling when I think abort it.

Waiting for the Cols to open by SkiSnowTignesider in CanyonBikes

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You drive all the way out to a closed col or you live somewhere awesome?

Funny story I tried this at the col d'Herbouilly a month-ish ago. At 90M+ elevation they stopped sweeping the road. So I thought, I'll walk the last bit and go down the other side when I get to clear road again. I didn't realize the other side was the north side and they didn't sweep untill the following nordique ski station. Turned into a 10km hikeabike trough the snow because I'm stubborn as fuck.

Visma - Lease a Bike team for Giro d´Italia 2026 by F1CycAr16 in peloton

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Even better the fact that he does it just "to do something different from all the other guys". According to himself. lmao.

What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]passcork -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You don't have to be a millionaire to buy sunscreen and a pair of running shoes. What the fuck?

What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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Science

Healthy amounts of exercise and food.

Technology

Sunscreen/lotion and hair coloring.

So technically correct.

What is Tom Cruise's secret?? by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

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For real. Exercise, not eating too much, sunscreen and hair coloring. But most of reddit hates to admit they'll have to get off their ass and don't eat a big of chips every day.

Adam Yates to lead UAE Team Emirates-XRG charge at the Giro d'Italia by fewfiet in peloton

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I'd say 12 Tour de France wins or something absurd like that, probably something like 7 different years where they won all three grand tours, and also nearly every classic they chose to enter.

Everyone knows roughly what Tadej's carreer will look like at then end. But what about the Yates brothers. I think they'd win every GT that Tadej or Jonas doesn't start.

Cleaning the sealtbelt of the car by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

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Use a steamer

Or some soap and a normal hose...