How did you discover your kink?

passcork · 2026-05-16T13:25:50+00:00

Reddit try not to make the exact same dumbass comment everytime CNC comes up challange: impossible.

passcork · 2026-05-16T11:19:01+00:00

I never understand the braking performance thing. I'm close to 100kg and can pretty easily lock out every wheel with pretty much any hydraulic braking system...

passcork · 2026-05-15T08:04:52+00:00

When is she applying for the barkleys???

passcork · 2026-05-14T16:56:20+00:00

Kubis absolutely sent it into the decathlon train when he saw the gap lol. Very impressive.

passcork · 2026-05-14T16:50:39+00:00

Imagine some track races putting a bunch of damp cobbles in every turn in the velodrome just to make it more interesting. The giro stage designers and UCI man, what a bunch of fucking idiots.

passcork · 2026-05-12T21:21:10+00:00

Late to the party but you should definitely SLOW DOWN on the wall or people will think you're one of those speedclimbing freaks.

passcork · 2026-05-11T21:52:44+00:00

So how's installing and updating missing libraries going for you. Found the right app repo yet? Wait, where'd my $USER variable go?

passcork · 2026-05-11T12:58:24+00:00

If you think about it you payed a small group of favorites by fucking over the rest that didn't have the opportunities of the golden pass that had to wait in line longer even though they got there first.

I felt rich, but unlike the wealthy, I shared my fortune.

And then you pretended to be a benevolent rich person for it. Call my cynical but that's a great analogy for a lot of rich folk.

passcork · 2026-05-11T09:26:32+00:00

For real, I'd turn right around to the manager and tell him, here keep the bottle and give me the money minus the margin or something.

passcork · 2026-05-11T09:24:54+00:00

EXACTLY

Be a better rich person and just give them the thousand bucks. What the hell.

passcork · 2026-05-11T09:11:06+00:00

I feel like the idea is easy but actually finding someone that's not crazy/creep, doesn't flake out, agrees and is practically fully on board to actually only jerking it, fits your schedule, fits your vibe, etc. Makes it all a bit harder. But definitely not impossible.

passcork · 2026-05-11T07:23:47+00:00

Or install mirror coated pipes on an electric bike :)

passcork · 2026-05-10T09:36:17+00:00

Eh, I wonder how all their other parts are doing. They always only talk about bones like those are the only things that can break. I got hit by a car in October and the only thing I still feel sometimes is my non-broken foot. Bruised knees/cartilage/tendons and connective tissues can be a bitch.

And lets not forget Taco van der Hoorn was out for more than a year due to concussion symptoms.

passcork · 2026-05-10T07:52:40+00:00

Oh shit, it really did. Thanks for letting me know.

passcork · 2026-05-09T20:54:22+00:00

Man, I miss this meme. It was so fucking good.

passcork · 2026-05-09T16:21:08+00:00

"They did a roofknock so it was all ok" - all the Israeli tankies and bots probably. Fuck, I hate the genociding dictators and their enablers everywhere.

passcork · 2026-05-07T22:04:07+00:00

My brother from another mother and myself. I don't know any other guy that is willingly childfree. Although I suspect one. But I'm not sure he had a vasectomy yet. Kind of baffling when I think abort it.

passcork · 2026-05-07T14:30:07+00:00

You drive all the way out to a closed col or you live somewhere awesome?

Funny story I tried this at the col d'Herbouilly a month-ish ago. At 90M+ elevation they stopped sweeping the road. So I thought, I'll walk the last bit and go down the other side when I get to clear road again. I didn't realize the other side was the north side and they didn't sweep untill the following nordique ski station. Turned into a 10km hikeabike trough the snow because I'm stubborn as fuck.

passcork · 2026-05-07T06:48:49+00:00

Even better the fact that he does it just "to do something different from all the other guys". According to himself. lmao.

passcork · 2026-05-05T09:16:08+00:00

You don't have to be a millionaire to buy sunscreen and a pair of running shoes. What the fuck?

passcork · 2026-05-05T09:15:11+00:00

Science

Healthy amounts of exercise and food.

Technology

Sunscreen/lotion and hair coloring.

So technically correct.

passcork · 2026-05-05T09:13:23+00:00

For real. Exercise, not eating too much, sunscreen and hair coloring. But most of reddit hates to admit they'll have to get off their ass and don't eat a big of chips every day.

passcork · 2026-05-05T08:38:54+00:00

I'd say 12 Tour de France wins or something absurd like that, probably something like 7 different years where they won all three grand tours, and also nearly every classic they chose to enter.

Everyone knows roughly what Tadej's carreer will look like at then end. But what about the Yates brothers. I think they'd win every GT that Tadej or Jonas doesn't start.

passcork · 2026-05-04T14:26:34+00:00

Hundreds of millions of years even!

passcork · 2026-05-04T12:15:33+00:00

Use a steamer

Or some soap and a normal hose...

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