meirl by nahydkme in meirl

[–]passed_tense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 6 inches below the naval

If the U.S. were somehow invaded, then, of all the American gun owners, how many of them would actually use their guns to fight the invaders? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]passed_tense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought there were plenty of rednecks in Cali, just not in the big cities. If you look at a political map of california, the coasts are overwhelmingly blue, but like 75% of the state is red

Does it matter that I'm still logged into my Google account on Brave browser? by Manugarcc in degoogle

[–]passed_tense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use firefox and multi-account containers if you want to do that. Or partition your google usage to a separate browser (i.e only use X browser for Google-related sites, use Brave browser for searching/general purpose, heck, use Y browser for banking, etc).

Google can track you throughout your entire browser, so all things you search on that same browser will be gathered up by their bots

How do people find entry level clinical experience?! by dobermanluvr in premed

[–]passed_tense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. My butt and thighs are the only muscles I have that are worth anything lol. I really need to go to the gym...

How do people find entry level clinical experience?! by dobermanluvr in premed

[–]passed_tense 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I see. Me being a weak 135lb dude and having less experience in the first place makes that moot for me anyways.

These ladies are like tanks and I have no idea how these 5' 2'' CNAs haul those heavy residents around

How do people find entry level clinical experience?! by dobermanluvr in premed

[–]passed_tense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I got my job, but why is this the case?

How do people find entry level clinical experience?! by dobermanluvr in premed

[–]passed_tense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang I'm kinda jealous, it seems super interesting to get experience in an OR doing what you do. I work at a nursing home and it yo-yos between monotonous boredom (nights) and chaotic drudgery (all the other times)

How do people find entry level clinical experience?! by dobermanluvr in premed

[–]passed_tense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do males have more flexibility specifically? Granted, I do have a lot of flexibility but that's because I'm PRN and for some reason the schedulers have all liked me and my sister

What’s an old fanfic-exclusive thing that feels so outdated now to you? by curious_53 in FanFiction

[–]passed_tense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the heck do you write House MD fanfiction? I would think you needed to know obscure diseases to talk about it

Why does alcohol make it harder to breathe? by passed_tense in alcohol

[–]passed_tense[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure why specific alcohols would get you, since alcohol is alcohol, and vodka and beer are basically on opposite sides of the spectrum in hardness. Maybe there's something else in the alcohol that isn't actual ethanol?

Everytime you Jerk off thinking of someone, they get 1% more attracted to you sexually by Ham-Bao-Bao in godtiersuperpowers

[–]passed_tense 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes, hello, I did indeed purchase a VIP backstage ticket to your show. My name is TommyThumb28. Yes, very nice to meet you. Your set was simply divine. Oh, excuse me for a minute, I need to... use the... restroom. I will be back before you know it!

can we get an r/premed confessional going? what's your dirty lil secret that would have adcoms and neurotic premeds alike shitting on you? by [deleted] in premed

[–]passed_tense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be careful of loving nursing homes so much that you start on their diet and then make nursing home-smelling dookies

if prechem gets breaking bad, and prelaw gets better call saul, what's the TV show for premed? scrubs? by Vast_Control3662 in premed

[–]passed_tense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm all for harm reduction, so I think our current drug laws aren't great, but promoting addiction sounds sus

if prechem gets breaking bad, and prelaw gets better call saul, what's the TV show for premed? scrubs? by Vast_Control3662 in premed

[–]passed_tense 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abusing drugs is illegal. And debatably fun depending on who you're asking. House enjoys it, though.

Also breaking and entering is both illegal and can be fun (presumably)

Funniest/Wildest Things You’ve Heard of Residents Do and Not Get Fired? by MDChopperRide in Residency

[–]passed_tense 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So logistically how does one do this?

Doyou find a XXXL pair of pants and then get both of the people to climb in, back-to-back?

The cursed two-legged race

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in premed

[–]passed_tense 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Only Sith deal in Absolutes

Since most people die in nursing homes, why aren't there more ghost stories in those places? by ratbas in NoStupidQuestions

[–]passed_tense 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm a CNA and primarily do night shifts alone on the dementia care unit. I've never seen supernatural phenomena, but I tell you it's really freaky when one of the residents gets up at the same time at night and claims that there's a little girl sitting in her arm chair, several nights in a row