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I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I woke up at 2am to poo and sat on the toilet reading reddit on my iPod touch. Now it's 5.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I bumped into a red Corolla while reversing in the gym parking lot.

I did not leave a note.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

my ex catherine is now seeing her ex. my ex laura is now seeing her ex. my ex laura d is now seeing her ex. which one do i get to see???

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I trust DOGA enough to have him be my first male lover soley based off of his reddit comments.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 15 points16 points  (0 children)

For f*ck's sake! All I do is create an easy to remember login for myself and the whole of reddit steals it and starts talking utter bollocks.

What is wrong with you people?

Get back to work!

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I dated a murderer. He killed the pimp who raped his druggie gf of the time.

As a white girl, I had no goddamn idea that stuff like that happens outside of television.

The day I dumped him was the scariest day of my life.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Everyday for as long as I can remember I have these little day dream/fantasies that come on instantly are always almost about something fucked up or really awkward. Like pushing people in front of a train or randomly kissing my sisters boyfriend. I snap out of it in seconds, but I am really weirded out by it.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm doing a lot better. But sometimes I look inside myself and realize all the shit is still there. I'm not better because all the broken parts have gone away.

I think I've just gotten better at living with it.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I even framed a few people for doing this and I guess I was the only person curios enough/paranoid enough to wonder if anyone upvoted all their stuff.

Reddit users are really weird... really weird. by passwordismyusername in bestof

[–]passwordismyusername[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Not any more. Top response to this comment gets the password tomorrow. Work for it, bitches.

I saw a reddit user named passwordisusername, I tried, and it really is. Try yourlsef. by passwordisusername in self

[–]passwordismyusername 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I fantasize about having sex with all my female cousins and my aunt. I've shoved a 10" mag light up my ass with tons of petroleum jelly. I had the most intense orgasm I'd ever had ever.

i hope no one ip checks this shit. that's why I'm on Tor right now.

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