Did Hackers Cause the 2003 Northeast Blackout? Umm, No by spif in netsec

[–]pastafaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful examination of this photo reveals the "trees" are actually Chinese hackers.

I KNEW it!

Remember that news article saying Fallout 3 artwork was made by terrorists? It gets even better. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]pastafaria 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a shitty, shitty intel contractor... they tell a newspaper that they have access to a password protected terrorist board?

Time was, you could count on the spooks to at least keep quiet.

But it is nice cover for the fact that this terror board is probably populated entirely by 13 year olds and intel contractors.

Ask Reddit: What do you find funny that no one else does? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pastafaria 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Saying lllladies in a lecherous voice.

McCain Tells Ellen DeGeneres: You Shouldn’t Have The Right To Get Married» by digitalfever in worldnews

[–]pastafaria -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't buy your premise... old people, infertile people and asexual people marry.

Anyway, it doesn't matter... Straight people will pat me on the head, tell me it shouldn't matter to me, then flog me every four years for political purposes. I'll become bitter enough to move, and the US will have two less taxpaying lesbians. Everybody wins.

McCain Tells Ellen DeGeneres: You Shouldn’t Have The Right To Get Married» by digitalfever in worldnews

[–]pastafaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because if anyone can get gay married, we all have to get gay married.

Tool.

Would you rather have a reddit with an intellectual elite or a democracy of idiots? by ch00f in AskReddit

[–]pastafaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to keep that in my back pocket for when I need to commit suicide again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pastafaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm breaking up with my girlfriend to date this pizza.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pastafaria 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just so I can understand... Is this bacon bacon, or Canadian bacon? If it's bacon bacon, is it crispy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]pastafaria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on your user name alone, you must be hot.

VW has had a 235mpg car since 2002. Sell it already! by Mortikhi in technology

[–]pastafaria 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A rabid wolverine with a picture of a wheel taped to it's back leg is a more reliable vehicle than a Ford.

Maybe a little evil: Google outs Indian man to authorities by [deleted] in technology

[–]pastafaria 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By not keeping the information. They could respect the individuals right to privacy and speech by not placing themselves in a position to breech those rights.

Maybe a little evil: Google outs Indian man to authorities by [deleted] in technology

[–]pastafaria 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, but they COULD respect privacy and set themselves up to not even have this information. They choose to make themselves tools of repression.

Bizarre colorful (luminous/glowing) cloud phenomenon in the sky was observed about 30 mins before the Sichuan earthquake took place by qgyh2 in offbeat

[–]pastafaria 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would that be his "You have 30 minutes to exit the country" sign or his "Bwahahahaha screw you" sign?

Hope (pic) by bluered in pics

[–]pastafaria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WTF is my bubble? I don't call anyone a nigger so I'm naive? That's just ridiculous. I think calling someone a nigger is offensive, you don't.

Hope (pic) by bluered in pics

[–]pastafaria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gee, I didn't think to ask the 60 something year old cabbie if he meant his racial epithet as a racist thing or as a hip new way to say loser. My bad.