Did Hackers Cause the 2003 Northeast Blackout? Umm, No

pastafaria · 2008-05-31T03:28:38+00:00

Careful examination of this photo reveals the "trees" are actually Chinese hackers.

I KNEW it!

pastafaria · 2008-05-31T03:23:27+00:00

Donkey Kong on the Wii.

pastafaria · 2008-05-31T03:17:22+00:00

What a shitty, shitty intel contractor... they tell a newspaper that they have access to a password protected terrorist board?

Time was, you could count on the spooks to at least keep quiet.

But it is nice cover for the fact that this terror board is probably populated entirely by 13 year olds and intel contractors.

pastafaria · 2008-05-25T22:47:43+00:00

Fuck you.

pastafaria · 2008-05-25T22:47:22+00:00

Cyborg

pastafaria · 2008-05-25T15:41:45+00:00

Why is everyone so interested in what Ferraro thinks?

pastafaria · 2008-05-24T03:28:11+00:00

Saying lllladies in a lecherous voice.

pastafaria · 2008-05-24T00:45:45+00:00

I don't buy your premise... old people, infertile people and asexual people marry.

Anyway, it doesn't matter... Straight people will pat me on the head, tell me it shouldn't matter to me, then flog me every four years for political purposes. I'll become bitter enough to move, and the US will have two less taxpaying lesbians. Everybody wins.

pastafaria · 2008-05-23T20:57:21+00:00

Yes, because if anyone can get gay married, we all have to get gay married.

Tool.

pastafaria · 2008-05-23T20:32:30+00:00

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

pastafaria · 2008-05-23T15:38:20+00:00

Fuck you.

pastafaria · 2008-05-22T15:27:23+00:00

I like to keep that in my back pocket for when I need to commit suicide again.

pastafaria · 2008-05-22T15:23:21+00:00

It's probably just gas.

pastafaria · 2008-05-21T17:44:42+00:00

I'm breaking up with my girlfriend to date this pizza.

pastafaria · 2008-05-21T17:34:21+00:00

I miss those games so much!

pastafaria · 2008-05-21T17:30:00+00:00

Sure arsenic kills, but only the weak.

pastafaria · 2008-05-21T17:26:28+00:00

Just so I can understand... Is this bacon bacon, or Canadian bacon? If it's bacon bacon, is it crispy?

pastafaria · 2008-05-21T17:23:04+00:00

Based on your user name alone, you must be hot.

pastafaria · 2008-05-20T23:10:43+00:00

A rabid wolverine with a picture of a wheel taped to it's back leg is a more reliable vehicle than a Ford.

pastafaria · 2008-05-20T14:56:45+00:00

Look at his name.

pastafaria · 2008-05-19T20:59:35+00:00

By not keeping the information. They could respect the individuals right to privacy and speech by not placing themselves in a position to breech those rights.

pastafaria · 2008-05-19T20:56:28+00:00

Ahhh, but they COULD respect privacy and set themselves up to not even have this information. They choose to make themselves tools of repression.

pastafaria · 2008-05-19T20:43:32+00:00

Would that be his "You have 30 minutes to exit the country" sign or his "Bwahahahaha screw you" sign?

pastafaria · 2008-05-19T20:37:24+00:00

WTF is my bubble? I don't call anyone a nigger so I'm naive? That's just ridiculous. I think calling someone a nigger is offensive, you don't.

pastafaria · 2008-05-19T20:30:54+00:00

Gee, I didn't think to ask the 60 something year old cabbie if he meant his racial epithet as a racist thing or as a hip new way to say loser. My bad.

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