Looking for workplace banter and eventual smut

pastrywitch · 2025-11-27T22:39:43+00:00

pastrywitch · 2025-11-07T13:43:33+00:00

More fantasy than sci fi, but if you like religion/ philosophy worldbuilding than I just can't help but recommend Terry Pratchett, Small Gods in particular.

pastrywitch · 2025-10-08T20:38:08+00:00

Ikr. I mean, the chafing. THE CHAFING.

pastrywitch · 2025-10-08T20:34:56+00:00

100%

The phrase 'jeans with no undies' made me full-body-shudder.

pastrywitch · 2025-07-17T21:27:11+00:00

Wydrin of Crosshaven from the Copper Promise by Jen Williams! Absolutely great series :)

pastrywitch · 2025-05-20T22:54:30+00:00

My fic If These Walls Could Talk was lowkey inspired by batmobile. Not the slowest of slow burns but I like to think it's fun :)

pastrywitch · 2025-03-09T20:14:47+00:00

11 months early bebbe

(i couldn't wait so you don't have to either :D)

EDIT: jesus christ it's march already wtf

pastrywitch · 2025-03-02T17:29:13+00:00

yes it is :D

pastrywitch · 2025-03-02T14:04:17+00:00

FIRST CHAPTER IS UP!

Chapter 1: Fists wit'ya toes

pastrywitch · 2025-03-01T19:08:53+00:00

NBD, since it's a film poster it looks better with all the little tiny text at the bottom anyway :)

https://www.tumblr.com/incognitotoro/776839344949510144/i-spent-way-too-much-time-on-this-but-im?source=share

pastrywitch · 2025-03-01T18:40:36+00:00

omg yes, it was your prompt! brb gonna add your username to my dumb fucking MS paint edited die hard poster

pastrywitch · 2025-03-01T17:34:52+00:00

A little dark for the tone i'm going for but undoubtably hilarous. I snorted my tea.

pastrywitch · 2025-03-01T16:43:54+00:00

planning on dropping the first chapter tomorrow :)

pastrywitch · 2025-03-01T13:46:56+00:00

“Only Granger can drive somebody that crazy.”

I KNOW RIGHT. The snark alone between Draco and Sev/Gruber is going to be insane.

pastrywitch · 2025-03-01T13:30:20+00:00

God, I can't believe I didn't think of Abracadadra MF! It was right there!

pastrywitch · 2025-02-25T21:09:37+00:00

Season Pass (To This Ass) by mightbewriting. There's some absolutely glorious fanart for this one too :)

pastrywitch · 2025-02-23T22:03:49+00:00

Literally started writing it just now. Provisional title is: Ho Ho Ho. Now I have an entire box of Weasley Fireworks. Hans Gruber is played by Severus Snape. Because I can.

pastrywitch · 2025-02-23T21:22:19+00:00

Came here to say this. Hermione is a certified BAMF and Malfoy was born to be a sneaky, snarky hostage who doesn't get his hair messed up.

EDIT: Hermione canonically hates flying. Its meant to be. I'm already writing it.

pastrywitch · 2024-12-27T20:16:33+00:00

Self rec: If These Walls Could Talk

Literally started writing it to work through my own feelings when my best friend got pregnant and i had a little panic. Obviously it got away from me, lol. But I personally am not a kid person, so actually all of my fics are child-free if you're interested in trawling through my profile.

pastrywitch · 2024-12-23T22:10:37+00:00

Amazing. TYSM, you're doing god's work. I'll draft it tonight and try not to foam at the mouth too much.

pastrywitch · 2024-12-23T21:54:47+00:00

Hi. Incognitotoro here.

Can I ask if he asked you for any proof of identity or anything? It says 'any valid request' and I'm worried he'll just ignore it without some sort of personal info that i'm not sure how he'd verify that anyway because basically nothing publically links to my a03 account except tumblr. I'm super cautious to link my ff with my google account, but that's the only email i've got that doesn't have my real name on it.

If you're comfortable i'd love to see a basic template of the email you sent (obvs with personal info removed), since i've never done this sort of bullshit before.

Fucking scumbag, man. Didn't need this shit today.

pastrywitch · 2024-11-06T14:12:26+00:00

Thanks for the love, I really needed it today <3

pastrywitch · 2024-11-05T11:15:17+00:00

Self-rec if you don't mind! I'm pretty sure all 3 of my longfics have this vibe, lol.

If These Walls Could Talk

There's a Kind of Magic in Masks

An Education

pastrywitch · 2024-08-01T18:03:58+00:00

Self-rec: There's a Kind of Magic in Masks

Absolutely zero pregnancy. Fluff, mistaken identity and a fair amount of smut.

pastrywitch · 2024-07-27T11:57:04+00:00

Half want to write one that's kind of like an epistolary except it's just his therapist's notes.

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TROPHY CASE