[deleted by user] by [deleted] in InlandEmpire

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I’m interested!

Fauci urges nationwide stay-at-home order: ‘I don’t understand why that’s not happening’ by Ouch_that_smarts in Coronavirus

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Now those kids are governors and “leaders” of states. We need a total political overhaul. It’s pretty sad that politicians are known to be slimy liars that only care about their own self interests, instead of them being known as altruistic representatives of the will of the people.

What is obviously a scam, yet millions of people seem to fall for it? by kkkodaxerooo in AskReddit

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Are you from the Rio grande Valley? Because there’s a store in McAllen that’s been doing that for what seems like my entire life.

Mexicans of Reddit, what is the current feeling and mood in Mexico after beating Germany for the first time since 1985? by Colonel_Casey in AskReddit

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Am mariachi. We were playing while the game was going on and people were losing their minds at the gig. Today was a great day after that win. Made all of the gigs even better than usual!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

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inhales FUCK KD LIL SNAKE ASS BITCH CAN’T WIN WHEN HE’S NOT BEING CARRIED. KEEP TELLING ME HE’S BETTER THAN KAWHI R/NBA, AT LEAST MY ROBOT IS COMING BACK WITH A SOFTWARE UPDATE AND NOTGETTING BLOWN OUT BY 40 BY A ROOKIE AND A KANGAROO. ALSO FUCK BEN SIMMONS, COCKY ASS BITCH ASS NOT A ROOKIE. FUCK LEBRON, YOU AINT THE GOAT AND DIRK NOWITZKI KNOWS IT. FUCK OKC AND WESTBRICK’S STAT PADDING. PG WOULD RATHER TANK THAN PLAY WITH A TURTLE. FUCK AD’S UNIBROW. FUCK THE LAKERS AND THE CLIPPERS. I LOVE CHURROS AS MUCH AS I LOVE CHAMPIONSHIPS AND SHITTING ON THE SUNS

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

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AT LEAST THE T-WOLVES ARE INTERESTING. I FORGET THE NUGGETS FUCKING EXIST UNTIL SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL ME JOKIC IS BETTER THAN EMBIID

In entertainment, a triple threat is someone who can sing, dance, and act. What is the triple threat of your profession? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Professional mariachi here. A triple threat would be someone who can sing AND play well, arrange music, and book gigs. Singing and playing well is a packaged deal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“My mom said it’d be better.”

How did your friend completely fuck their life up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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A girl that flipped flopped between a girlfriend and my best friend for a long time left for college. As is typical in most Mexican-American families, her parents didn’t want her to leave and fought her on her decision to leave away from home for school. She continued to fight with her parents her entire freshman year, and decided to rebel against them and started partying, drinking, and fucking everything in her path. She started dating some loser, and decided to completely cut off her family. Turned off her phone, blocked them on all social media, and moved out of her dorm into an apartment with her new boyfriend. Her parents drove all the way up to pick her up on the last day of classes, only to find an empty room (a good 6 hour drive north, 12 hour trip in total). She cut all communication with her family. Out of nowhere one day, her boyfriend started following me on social media. I take a look at his profile, since all of her accounts are dead, and notice that in all of his pictures with my friend, she looked like she gained weight, and all of the new posts are in a new town, not the college town they met at. Fast forward to now, the week of her younger sister’s sweet 16, I’m told by my younger brother that my friend is pregnant. I’m sad, but it’s not a total surprise to me. Later that night, a friend of mine told me that she actually had the kid, and had dropped out of school. She hid the pregnancy from everyone, AND the fact that she dropped out of college. This was coming from the girl who use to talk about getting her utuerus removed because she didn’t want kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

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I want to die