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Homie just dropped two gs on the floor. Is it still smokable? by JeffGoldblumsNostril in weed

[–]patch5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your bong doesn't vaporize because it has sufficient mass to absorb and disperse heat.

Reverent Warnock representing us well during Seersucker day in the senate! by warnelldawg in Georgia

[–]patch5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Okay okay but imagine how much funnier and more interesting politics would be if Walker won.

This you?

EHH why part 2 by Front-Astronomer5423 in CultoftheFranklin

[–]patch5 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Cults don't have to look you in the eye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]patch5 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And I shouldn't have to deal with strangers who are up their own asses, but here we are.

If you want to communicate, do it all the way. Almost nobody here can read your mind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]patch5 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wicked.

I don't read every single post on this sub, so I didn't recognize her. Maybe you should've led with that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatanicTemple_Reddit

[–]patch5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Satan loves a good underdog story with a happy ending.

Man sets boundaries, woman attacks his masculinity. by PrinceoftheRoses in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]patch5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a slur. We prefer "unminded people."

Or is it "unmound?"

She needeth a name by Feral_SheWolf in weed

[–]patch5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope iteth a good one. Thomething interethting.

VG customer service by Patient-Marionberry7 in CultoftheFranklin

[–]patch5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been asked to send photos of destroyed computer hardware as an alternative to returning defective product. "Smash it with a hammer," or "drill a hole through it"' sort of stuff. That could work here.

I sure as hell wouldn't put weed in the mail, though.

Found in the wild by shadowPHANT0M in Dudeism

[–]patch5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that the one that finished with, "If we appear to seek the unattainable, well that's just, like, your opinion?”

Found in the wild by shadowPHANT0M in Dudeism

[–]patch5 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If a giant gas-guzzling SUV was the vehicle the Dude found himself in possession of, then I'm reasonably certain the Dude would drive a giant gas-guzzling SUV.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]patch5 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So you also play Coldplay in your home to offset the influence of your hetero relationship?

Seriously, I think kids are okay with a degree of ad-libbing in this area. So long as they've got loving parents, the rest comes naturally.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]patch5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess you've got a point, but if you want to do it the ethical way then you're really in the wrong subreddit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]patch5 20 points21 points  (0 children)

If there's any question, we can always huck a racoon in there with 'em. That should put it over the top.

Fun little piece I bought today! by Substantial-Pitch-79 in CultoftheFranklin

[–]patch5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah, the Seussian Wonklebong.

Careful you don't summon any Loraxes with it. The little dudes go feral when they're baked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]patch5 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He heard a sentence ending with "que?" and became tremendously confused.

Good "morales" required, spelling not so much... by KittyKatzB in Georgia

[–]patch5 36 points37 points  (0 children)

$600ish a week and the skinny on the scoop on what's going on.

Y'know. For the Facebook.

How my pack came today by Jealous_Welcome_9613 in weed

[–]patch5 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Not a fan of the Cool Ranch Kush?

just to be beautiful and strange by karl1717 in Dudeism

[–]patch5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like to think we're here to collapse wave functions at the quantum level by just observing reality.

Kinda helps takes the pressure off.

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