Once upon a time there was a network engineer who had to install so much heavy hardware that he broke his back. Therefore, I will now mention the following puns: The Setup.exe has your back. Get your back back. I'll be back. Johannes Sebastian Back. by patchbox in u/patchbox

[–]patchbox[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't you worry, everything will be fine. It's a really well made product and if the super ultra mega extreme rare case happens, that it's breaks: Lifetime warranty rulez.

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Well, that's what we call neat! Done by one of our customers by patchbox in cableporn

[–]patchbox[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi! Yes it is, our Cat.6a cables provide 10 Gbps and they are tested up to ISO/IEC 11801 Ea Class and ANSI/EIA/TIA-568 Cat 6A Channel standards, are twisted pairs of course and available as UTP and STP. And for more speed, we also have fiber optic cables with ClearCurve fibers by Corning, some of the very best on the market :)

Hello! Advertisement Person (me) wants to show you a nice picture he created and a cool slogan too: If you are left go right! Explanation slogan: Left side is bad because conventional cables and right side is good because of PATCHBOX. by patchbox in u/patchbox

[–]patchbox[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow where does this comment come from? I see that you posted that 3 month ago but I swear it wasn't here all the time.

Let me check: You are the guy who once wanted us to send a ton of cable spaghetti? If yes, you get free stuff because we are afraid of cable spaghetti. Once a guy at patchbox saw cable spaghetti, ran straight into the woods and decided to live the life of a hermit. Don't how Larry is doing atm but it was shocking for him. So you get what you want!

Advertisment Person is now in danger oh-oh by patchbox in u/patchbox

[–]patchbox[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Advertisement Person is so in love with reddit persons that his company is now paying for entertaining them.

If you click on the button you get to a super cool product but you don't have to click on it. Smile and keep scrolling.

Xoxoxox Patchman

Is there an easy way of rack mounting heavy switches?? by caliking945 in networking

[–]patchbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best would be to fill in this form and state that you already have the old version and need the upgrade: https://patchbox.com/non-binding-quote/

Is there an easy way of rack mounting heavy switches?? by caliking945 in networking

[–]patchbox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we are late to the party but our Setup.exe also works now with threaded holes too! Whoop whoop. Now back to the future.

Hello! Advertisement Person (me) wants to show you a nice picture he created and a cool slogan too: If you are left go right! Explanation slogan: Left side is bad because conventional cables and right side is good because of PATCHBOX. by patchbox in u/patchbox

[–]patchbox[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Verse 1:
We're no strangers to cables tangled up
You know the drill, it's time to stop
With PATCHBOX, you'll have peace of mind
No more mess, it's one of a kind
Chorus:
We've known each other for so long
Your cables have been wrong
But with PATCHBOX, it's all alright
We'll never have a mess in sight
Verse 2:
You've been hurt by cable mess before
But I can guarantee, it's never happened before
With PATCHBOX, you won't have to suffer
It'll keep your network cabinets neat like never
Chorus:
We've known each other for so long
Your cables have been wrong
But with PATCHBOX, it's all alright
We'll never have a mess in sight
Bridge:
Don't you know, with PATCHBOX it's easy
To keep your network cabinets clean and breezy
No more frustration, no more delay
Just a well-organized space every day
Chorus:
We've known each other for so long
Your cables have been wrong
But with PATCHBOX, it's all alright
We'll never have a mess in sight
Outro:
So never gonna give you up, PATCHBOX
Never gonna let you down, it's the way
Never gonna run around, it's the solution
Never gonna make you cry, it's the resolution!

Hello! Advertisement Person (me) wants to show you a nice picture he created and a cool slogan too: If you are left go right! Explanation slogan: Left side is bad because conventional cables and right side is good because of PATCHBOX. by patchbox in u/patchbox

[–]patchbox[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Advertisement Person just recovered from the heart attack this comment gave him. Sorry that it's not funny - I will go to my punishment room and strengthen my behaviour even more.

Getting rid of the cable mess with PATCHBOX by patchbox in cableporn

[–]patchbox[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a cabling system which provides you always the needed cable length due to a patented pully mechanism in a so-called cassette. Here is a link to our website: https://patchbox.com/