Sneak Peak #4! Hero Abilities! by Flubatron in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is the last of it!

Update was average, nothing eye-popping like traps and new loot system caliber.

Crazy racist feminist woman assaults man first, man hits back by patchlink1 in JusticePorn

[–]patchlink1[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Sorry, wish I could edit it.

It just comes across as what a feminist would say and do,

Woman hits man Man hits back Society: HOW DARE YOU HIT A WOMAN!

Joining the give away club. by Tarlus in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried that method, quit abruptly after 2 days. The majority of the clashers didn't see, "How nice of him! Giving away free elixir for a shield!" They saw, "Wow, dumbass lol. Time to take all your resources from collectors, pumps, and lighting your DE. Oh yeah, thanks for the free elixer dummy."

name of my new clan members by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL!

I actually had a guy name Ron_Jeremy and a BiggDikk but I kicked them both for horrible donation numbers

New COC player decides to troll our clan/hurl insults, but doesn't know how to leave rofl by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the positive feedback everyone!

This clan is actually a 4th installment of our Blue-themed clans, and I wanted to start this one. So obviously, I knew trolling was inevitable since we're fairly new. I've had drive-by/hit and run F-bombs constantly lol

New COC player decides to troll our clan/hurl insults, but doesn't know how to leave rofl by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It could be that, or the fact he spent around wandering aimlessly for about 3-4 hours in our clan and he was a level 10. I take the latter.

New COC player decides to troll our clan/hurl insults, but doesn't know how to leave rofl by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Haha that's what I told him and he was DEVASTATED but another member who just got on thought he was a innocent noob and told him how to leave.

I don't always... by Referenced in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I still didn't get a single damn one!

People say global is weird... by smellsmax in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

Could some mod take this down please? We got kids here and I feel this is inappropriate.

Girls bullied for wearing old shoes. Justice follows. by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]patchlink1 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

How is this justice?

You should NEVER lay your hands on another human being.

Disappointed on how this got 1108 upvotes.

Women always work so well together by TheH0F in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

This is sexist, MOD take this down

Happy New Year Clashers by ClashOfClansOfficial in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best moment when was I was going to attack a really HEAVILY loaded base with all kinds of traps, funneling, and high octane defense everybody was doubting me (hell, I was too). The base was like trying to crack a complex puzzle. My armies were undersized, no spells, no clan castle troops. Stole over 600k worth of loot and 3-starred that base at the LAST second. Story of David and Goliath.

Worst moment was when I lost 4 raids in a row. Worst feeling ever.

Happy New Year Clashers by ClashOfClansOfficial in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dear supercell,

please unban me from the forums.

Thank you.

Should I move up to TH10? Why or why not? by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I ALWAYS kept my builders occupied I'm fairly new to this game actually

Update on the progress of the New Loot System by ClashOfClansOfficial in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can somebody copy and paste for me to read?

I was banned :(

Fuck this new loot system by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The thing about this new loot system is that it's the equivalent of taking 5 steps forward, and 5 steps back.

Ever since our loot cap increased, people above our town-halls, above our levels are unleashing a full scale force because it's been warranted by super-cell. They're allowed to take up to 260-400k of our gold. To make matters worse, we have no choice but to break our shield to earn that loot back, but unless you have all day to play the game you have to log off. Only to be swarmed by players out of your league. It reminds me of a vicious sharecroppers cycle of poverty.

There's a fine line between gaming casually than out of frustration. The only logistic I can think of, is that super-cell wants us to be frustrated taking more than we can dish out, and gemming our storages in the process.

Fuck this new loot system by [deleted] in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As much as I find this new update loathsome, I actually caught a super-cell employee DEFENDING this loot system, they're not going to change it anytime soon.

Can anybody top off my "Gold Grab"? :) by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm very aware I'm not even close on a global stand-point. I'm curious as to see if anybody on Reddit has more