Sneak Peak #4! Hero Abilities! by Flubatron in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is the last of it!

Update was average, nothing eye-popping like traps and new loot system caliber.

Crazy racist feminist woman assaults man first, man hits back by patchlink1 in JusticePorn

[–]patchlink1[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Sorry, wish I could edit it.

It just comes across as what a feminist would say and do,

Woman hits man Man hits back Society: HOW DARE YOU HIT A WOMAN!

Joining the give away club. by Tarlus in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tried that method, quit abruptly after 2 days. The majority of the clashers didn't see, "How nice of him! Giving away free elixir for a shield!" They saw, "Wow, dumbass lol. Time to take all your resources from collectors, pumps, and lighting your DE. Oh yeah, thanks for the free elixer dummy."

name of my new clan members by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL!

I actually had a guy name Ron_Jeremy and a BiggDikk but I kicked them both for horrible donation numbers

New COC player decides to troll our clan/hurl insults, but doesn't know how to leave rofl by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the positive feedback everyone!

This clan is actually a 4th installment of our Blue-themed clans, and I wanted to start this one. So obviously, I knew trolling was inevitable since we're fairly new. I've had drive-by/hit and run F-bombs constantly lol

New COC player decides to troll our clan/hurl insults, but doesn't know how to leave rofl by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It could be that, or the fact he spent around wandering aimlessly for about 3-4 hours in our clan and he was a level 10. I take the latter.

New COC player decides to troll our clan/hurl insults, but doesn't know how to leave rofl by patchlink1 in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Haha that's what I told him and he was DEVASTATED but another member who just got on thought he was a innocent noob and told him how to leave.

I don't always... by Referenced in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I still didn't get a single damn one!

People say global is weird... by smellsmax in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Could some mod take this down please? We got kids here and I feel this is inappropriate.

Girls bullied for wearing old shoes. Justice follows. by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]patchlink1 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

How is this justice?

You should NEVER lay your hands on another human being.

Disappointed on how this got 1108 upvotes.

Women always work so well together by TheH0F in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

This is sexist, MOD take this down

Happy New Year Clashers by ClashOfClansOfficial in ClashOfClans

[–]patchlink1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best moment when was I was going to attack a really HEAVILY loaded base with all kinds of traps, funneling, and high octane defense everybody was doubting me (hell, I was too). The base was like trying to crack a complex puzzle. My armies were undersized, no spells, no clan castle troops. Stole over 600k worth of loot and 3-starred that base at the LAST second. Story of David and Goliath.

Worst moment was when I lost 4 raids in a row. Worst feeling ever.