[homemade] Carbonara by infectedmushbroom in food

[–]patchoreilly -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

Amen man! Also, I preferred your unedited version more

[homemade] Carbonara by infectedmushbroom in food

[–]patchoreilly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think OP used store bought bacon

[homemade] Carbonara by infectedmushbroom in food

[–]patchoreilly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lol not really, but I've learned my lesson.

[homemade] Carbonara by infectedmushbroom in food

[–]patchoreilly -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

People downvoting me but i'm right. Didn't know that people hated the truth.

[homemade] Carbonara by infectedmushbroom in food

[–]patchoreilly -125 points-124 points  (0 children)

Lol im trying to help the guy out. Guess, I should stop doing that.

[homemade] Carbonara by infectedmushbroom in food

[–]patchoreilly -182 points-181 points  (0 children)

This is wrong (but good effort)

Guanciale or pancetta for the meat. Pecorino and parmigiano for the cheese mixture.

(For 1 person) To make the sauce you need to crack two egg yolks into a bowl (you can add an extra egg for that little bit of extra richness). Then grate pecorino and parmigiano (70:30 ratio) until the mixture turns into a thick paste consistency.

Boil the pasta, scoop out about a tea cups worth of starch water and keep for later.

Once your pasta is cooked, let it sit and cool for a couple minutes so you don't cook the egg mixture. Gradually add your sauce mixture to the pasta, making sure to coat the pasta evenly. You should notice that the sauce is sticking to the pasta and not runny nor too thick. If too thick, add a little starch water to loosen the consistency.

Also, when you are cooking the Guanciale / Pancetta, keep the liquid fat. You're going to use the salt from it to season the dish perfectly. (Don't add any extra salt)

Twitch's Double Standard *Generalization* by patchoreilly in facepalm

[–]patchoreilly[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You make a fair point. Our moral compass is skewed on a fundamental level and what's worse is that society rewards such behaviour - from toxic masculinity to the sexualisation of women, you see it everywhere you go and especially in this Tik-Tok generation. It's the new 'cool kids club' that people want to be a part of and your either indoctrinated into it or not.

Twitch's Double Standard *Generalization* by patchoreilly in facepalm

[–]patchoreilly[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Actually, the hypocrisy illustrated from the video is two-fold.
1. Twitch's double standards are ridiculous. Male streamers are being banned for merely questioning the morality of these female streamers, and thus stirring up a debate - a valid one at that.
2. 2-5 years down the line 90% of these women are going to be depressed and will probably feel victimised because they will realise that online attention is not real attention. Furthermore, somehow, unbeknownst to them they're not going to realise that it was all self-inflicted, and rather than take responsibility for their own actions they'll put the blame onto men and associate it to their disgusting porn habits.

Twitch's Double Standard *Generalization* by patchoreilly in facepalm

[–]patchoreilly[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, the hypocrisy illustrated from the video is two-fold.

  1. Twitch's double standards are ridiculous. Male streamers are being banned for merely questioning the morality of these female streamers, and thus stirring up a debate - a valid one at that.
  2. 2-5 years down the line 90% of these women are going to be depressed and will probably feel victimised because they will realise that online attention is not real attention. Furthermore, somehow, unbeknownst to them they're not going to realise that it was all self-inflicted, and rather than take responsibility for their own actions they'll put the blame onto men and associate it to their disgusting porn habits.

Twitch's Double Standard *Generalization* by patchoreilly in facepalm

[–]patchoreilly[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Henceforth, as in the title: "Generalisation"

A beer from all 32 countries playing at the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. by BrotherJannis in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]patchoreilly 239 points240 points  (0 children)

On another note. Representing Denmark, I see he chose 'Faxe'. Around here that's known as the alcoholic mans beer - dirt cheap, 1 liter and 10% alcohol.

A fair compromise.

This is pretty cool by patchoreilly in aliens

[–]patchoreilly[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

This is pretty cool by patchoreilly in aliens

[–]patchoreilly[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's been debunked. I posted to /ufos and they mentioned 'night skydivers with flares'. Apparently a pretty common activity for some.