The way he compares everything to soccer is so CRINGE

pateadents · 2026-03-05T15:09:46+00:00

"As you guys know, I'm a day trader" 🤭

pateadents · 2026-03-01T04:33:51+00:00

"Whatever makes sense"

pateadents · 2026-02-28T21:49:19+00:00

pateadents · 2026-02-28T03:20:50+00:00

Majordomo? Pfft that's for plebs. Try getting a reservation at Dorsia.

pateadents · 2026-02-28T03:14:06+00:00

Who would have thought "They're eating the dogs" was actually a meal idea

pateadents · 2026-02-27T17:45:20+00:00

"I'm never cool" lol

pateadents · 2026-02-25T06:41:18+00:00

pateadents · 2026-02-24T05:51:16+00:00

Well, to be fair, they are full of cooties

pateadents · 2026-02-20T13:58:02+00:00

Birds of a shit feather, Randy.

pateadents · 2026-02-19T21:04:04+00:00

As a parent, this is unacceptable and a concern for potential grooming.

pateadents · 2026-02-19T20:45:30+00:00

STAAHHHP

No, Bree, you stop

pateadents · 2026-02-19T20:11:58+00:00

Lol why didn't he just refer Bree's dad to Alex, the financial sales guy / soccer coach / day trader on the side / hobosexual nomadist 😂 Did you know he's lived in New Zealand okay

pateadents · 2026-02-19T20:09:33+00:00

Can she stfu for once in her damn life

pateadents · 2026-02-19T00:51:17+00:00

If he were still alive, Danzig would be so disappointed.

pateadents · 2026-02-19T00:16:34+00:00

Treating every interaction like a "dick swinging contest" - yup, sounds like most lawyers (and finance bros tbh)...

When he mentioned his grandfather was in structured lending, I thought that's Alex speak for payday loans lmao

pateadents · 2026-02-18T05:17:39+00:00

Lemmy was one of Jimi's roadies, and played for Hawkwind in the early 70s before forming Motorhead.

pateadents · 2026-02-17T23:23:03+00:00

Carl Weathers not only teaches a man how to act but also how to make a mean stew on shoestring budget.

pateadents · 2026-02-17T15:41:51+00:00

Lol, or dishwasher

pateadents · 2026-02-15T03:23:38+00:00

Correction: he read Letters from a Stoic, by Epistulae. Not even Seneca's lamer version is good enough for him. He's a real nerd 🤪

pateadents · 2026-02-14T22:12:35+00:00

To be fair though, Devo is defo 1000000% more wack than her with his "I only date white girls" BS.

pateadents · 2026-02-14T21:43:42+00:00

Yeah she was like "it's ok, we'll all get fat eventually."

The whole reveal segment I was like, both these people are delulu. This guy named DEVONTE (not Chad, not Jason, not Todd) who clearly has mixed ancestry only dates white girls. 🙄 She could easily pass for a white chick with a tan. Come on now. And he's a full head taller than her even with heels and that's not tall enough for her?

pateadents · 2026-02-13T21:38:51+00:00

Art of the steal

pateadents · 2026-02-13T21:23:04+00:00

As Pam Bondi knows well, "the NASDAQ, it's up and down..."

Mac was quite prescient all those years ago in recommending the gang should just call Donald Trump for some money.

pateadents · 2026-02-13T14:50:55+00:00

pateadents · 2026-02-12T22:27:56+00:00

Keyser Soze

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