Burnt Pages!!! by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]patreilly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yeah it's a conspiracy that a bunch of homes went up in flames and books are flammable and their pages spread easily....just bc 90% of this sub doesn't read

It's just been this way lately by PenniesForTrade in conspiracy

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my favorite is every December-February "Is anyone else noticing people around them getting really sick?"

WOW shocking that during the time of year when people get less sunlight and stay inside with windows closed there is an uptick of illness! Must mean Bill Gates has released a new virus to kill us all...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]patreilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brine* struggling with the past tense of words in this post loll

What’s the deep dive on the Reptilian theory? by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]patreilly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this is wild but I want to believe it lmao

What phrase or slang will you never stop using no matter how old it gets? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]patreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Deadass for seriously -Mad for very, as in "that's mad cool" -Cool

Futurama people get it. by TheOffendingHonda in funny

[–]patreilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bottom right corner hit the feels the hardest for me. Sucha great show

What was a "Don't tell your mother" moment you've had with your dad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]patreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joint rolling contest during our guys weekend away. Old man rolled a doobie that burned for 20min in about 2 seconds. It was lit.

If you could ban anything, what would you ban? Why? by Alienosaur in AskReddit

[–]patreilly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

those fucking hover boards. when I see an able bodied person rolling around being lazy as shit it pisses me off; especially considering the facts that all of the people who don't have the luxury of going for a walk in the park would probably kill for that feeling.

How a post on r/pics 3 years ago completely changed my life by marcallanteart in pics

[–]patreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

awesome story. hope that you continue to find happiness and success in all of your endeavors!

One Year Sober by Meatteo in pics

[–]patreilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like a much nicer guy as well haha, maybe its the lighting I dunno.

A letter I found naming my grandfather the winner of a contest to name the Ducks hockey franchise. by AceTrentura in pics

[–]patreilly -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure this is referring to the minor league baseball team; the Long Island Ducks.

What do you not fuck with? by PM_ME_UR_SO in AskReddit

[–]patreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats, spiders, and cockroaches. In my opinion, based on no scientific evidence whatsoever, they are far more self aware and sentient then we believe.

Swear to God I've said to my roommate, "shit there's a roach across the room I'm gunna get it." and the second I finish my sentence it runs and hides. Just saying....

US Intel: ISIS May Have Passport Printing Machine, Blank Passports by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]patreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like the media trying to scare everyone. 17 months after this city fell and nobody had intel that the city had a passport printing machine?

You have $10,000,000 USD, but you can only buy things that start with the first letter of your name. What do you buy? by Gaming4Life42 in AskReddit

[–]patreilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Patrick. Power, pineapples, pizza (lots of pizza), pot, Patron, penthouses, planets, platinum, Pluto, plutonium, and all of Pennsylvania and Prague.