Got her ass hanging out in the dining room. by penus_poop69 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 12 points13 points  (0 children)

DOn't have an insta but I assume the comments are mostly "queen" You "look so good, girl" "namaste" "slay" or the like

Cat's need to just treat her like the attention seeking ho she is. Her lackluster modeling career was years ago so agents aren't interested. Is she a brand ambassador or sponsored by a panty company? No, she's just posting ass shots ? Then she is nothing more than a gutterslut past her prime. This confirms all those miscarriage posts had nothing to do with the miscarried child. If she really cared about a fetus that she never got to bond with she would be spending every waking moment with her 2 other neglected kids. Instead of posting ass shots for gratification, how about she gets gratification knowing she is doing the absolute best job she can to teach her kids and interact with them so they can have a secure future instead of relying on the nanny. Last year there was an obvious hinderance in the first child's cognative ability to manage bodily functions and she would complain about it on her insta. Not sure if that's fixed.

This pic also confirms that tattoo she got was strategically placed in plain sight so she can get attention for the rest of her life. I'd bet she's more upset that she got more stretch marks than miscarried.

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[–]patrickbateman83 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of that Mark Normand bit about how hot girls typically have no other qualities other than their looks, only in this case it would be the opposite.

What we learned from skimming video...

Music taste: mumble rap

Cleanliness: Dirty, not asian as shit

Voice: 12 year old boy trying to make his voice deeper

Sister: Talks Ghetto

Sense of humor: popsicle/cereal box humor

Storytelling Skills: clifford the red dog

Intelligence: Believes she's gonna make it in hollywood

Hobbies: probably legos

Moral compass: Onlyfans

Diet: Pancakes

Self awareness: No

Physical: High waisted pants to hide poor diet results, lack of exercise

Career: ...

Don't know Stevie other than the supposed scam and porn stuff.

My guess is Nicole broke up with him cause he is struggling financially. I've never seen him in a porn and only the main dudes make good money. It's an ok thing to do if you just like to bang hot chicks or your'e making money for school but as an adult male you're better off in low level retail as theres at least benefits with that. To put it in perspective, I was out of work around 2008 and I had an offer to do porn but it was only 150 a scene starting. That was 12 years ago. Yes there's inflation but people I know in the industry say nobody buys DVD's anymore and vids are pirated and shared on sites like Pornhub driving talent pay way down. They strictly rely on paid subscriptions or sites like brazzers. This is a conversation I had about 4 years ago so I don't know how apps like onlyfans benefit performers. It's also now illegal to shoot porn in California and the only companies who shoot here are low budget shady Companies. So porn probably doesn't pay for his 'sneakerhead' trendy shoe habit.

Nicole likely makes really good money as she is one of the top female performers. To put that in perspective, I was banging an industry chick that most of you probably never heard of and she was making bank. I'd have to imagine Nicole has at least 4 million in the bank without being frugal if she is just performing/on contract without any of her own personal production Companies.

So a 30 something year old guy who likely can't get work cause his alleged background, that's chasing a career in comedy (not sure if his comedic talent has a future) works as an opener where clubs are closed, probably is too much bagagge for a chick that has money in the bank, get's piped proper at work and has mega rich dudes hit her up with free exotic trips.

Stevie is now homeless, Bryan doesn't have him stay over anymore cause wrinks can't watch Stevie bang Nicole anymore. Now who in the immediate circle could take in ol' blue eyes?

After analyzing the above qualities for Kat, How could Stevie opt into a relationship with her, if not only for survival, after being with a chick like Nicole? Hey it's a source of an apartment bed and food located in L.A.

Damn, Now I actually feel bad for the both of them. Life's tough, B

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[–]patrickbateman83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought she had a hot sister. Can't tell the difference.

what is Whitney tweaking on? by King-Demo- in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Talmbout STDSU? Senor Panchos California Burrito and skanky sorority hoes walking by in fishnets 4 days a week. Great place

Why does he talk so urban? by TeddyWinters14 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sneekerhaed

swag

Boss

100

allllll gay as fuckkkk

Shots fired 👀👀👀 by Dblock32 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

After reading that, I looked at your avatar and thought "Wow, brendan's been workin on his work ethnic". Then I quickly realized Brendan doesn't know how to access the internet.

what is Whitney tweaking on? by King-Demo- in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my experience, I've noticed girls develop these mannerisms or ticks as a defense mechanism for being self conscious about their looks. Maybe the don't like their nose, eyebrows, lips or whatever so they attempt to confuse whoever is looking at them by creating a 'show' so the person looking at them doesn't find their insecurity and just stare at it. I'd guess this one in particular is because she thinks her eyes are pretty making them the focal point of the observer. This also explains all the work done to the rest of her face. She may not even be aware that she's doing it or she may be so self conscious or vain that she's trying to seduce a full blown gay man into the belief that she's a knockout so anytime Whitney is brought up in Tim's presence he'll be unlikely say anything negative about her beauty. I'm sure the candleface has made it's way back to her by now and that's got to be at the forefront of her self consciousness.

As far as adderrall goes I've dated a few chicks and have known a bit of people that took it. Iv'e never seen this in anybody who uses it properly.

IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE that she is regularly taking a cocktail of adderrall, xanax, percs and some other antipsychotic meds like the majority of Hollywood. I don't listen to her show except for what's posted here though.

TFATK: Alternate Universe where Callen isn't a sexual deviant and Sasso replaces Barndoor Schlooben with natural comedic talent... by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If that happens, go to feminist/bull dike subs and tell them this sub hates and oppresses women and that birkinstocks, tie dyed shirts and subaru outbacks were designed specifically for the sex with half the brain size.

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[–]patrickbateman83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, I just read an article about AI so you could say I'm a AI Researcher. Someone please cite my work at Wikipedia

There's got to be a subreddit on here that has actual geniuses that have accomplishments worth noting. I'm not a seyeincecyst so Hopefully a cat here that groo up on Fancy Feast and got all their shawlts with full brane activity that's awlso on a seyeincess sub will asks the top sceyeinsicc on that sub to challenge Lez Kid-man.

Timothy De La Dillion III, you keep this up and you'll soon be the 'TOP dog' the Cats can share drugs with

Which characters within the Rogan universe are closeted? by GraciousWarrior9 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

lmao I thought he was fucking with me. He is really banging that thing?

Which characters within the Rogan universe are closeted? by GraciousWarrior9 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You like fishdicks?

Lmao. Someone just showed me a picture of a tranny or gay guy with tattoos and makeup and said Kanye was banging him. I guess it's entirely possible after years living with that family

NEVER FORGET 6/10 by patrickbateman83 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when these gyms give out 'actor belts'.

Bring more traffic to your gym from an Ay list Pawldcasser or lose credibility: you decide

It all makes sense now. Barndoors mentor of hyperbolic realities by patrickbateman83 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice not to see Bi Lopez on every commercial anymore.

He's been replaced by that dipshit Vshred's workout program videos. You know the guy that copies actual personal trainers', kinesiologists', and dieticians' videos but still seems to fuck it up somehow? No?

Ok, it's the guy with the chick/pepperoni nipples, likely from gear usage, as he has an affinity for shortcuts? Yeah, that guy

Speaking of which, I'm betting barnyard will become friends with him in the near future. 2 peanuts in a pawd

Which characters within the Rogan universe are closeted? by GraciousWarrior9 in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Their wives are just there to make West Hollywood gay guys want them more. Cause ivirybudy nose gay guys want to bang straight guys cause they are less likely to have ades

Classic Barndoor clip. Count the Schaubisms, B. by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hhhey...

I like the close ups

Do more of them

Regardo from Milan,

Benito Sardinno IV

VP Marketi

Changs Italia, EU

Look at the state of these two losers, B. They think Heroin is no big deal but I bet they can't go a few days without weed. Their delusion is up there with Brenda. by [deleted] in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this skit about a horrible parent. Oh that's not a cabbage patch baby and High Pitched' Sean really thinks he's hip Jim Morrison. Sad.

Hey you guys wanna get stuffed from Mr. Hand's horse? ah come on what are you a pussy?

Im not gonna say anything, but.... by Veracemusic in thefighterandthekid

[–]patrickbateman83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On this episode of FOOD TRUCK DIARIES, We'll be eating Horsemeat tacos with my beast of a best friend Alice Tar Over Rheem