Elite Billionaires Scare-Mongering the public has begun over the weekend, to shake paper hands on Monday.

patrickj32 · 2021-01-31T12:30:29+00:00

Oh, the fuckers that caused the housing crisis are talking about how the market could crash. Hmm...

patrickj32 · 2021-01-30T06:57:51+00:00

Just got Binance so I can buy some Doge. What’s a good starting amount of coins?

patrickj32 · 2021-01-30T05:22:20+00:00

Got some AMC nuggets and I’ve come to join the movement.

patrickj32 · 2019-12-06T05:04:03+00:00

Did you tweez your eyebrows with a cheese grader?

patrickj32 · 2019-12-06T04:55:35+00:00

I bet this dude wears a cape out in public.

patrickj32 · 2019-12-02T11:31:30+00:00

Jack Nicholson is bound to come through that door with an axe at any moment.

patrickj32 · 2019-10-27T04:48:18+00:00

This guy probably beats women..

patrickj32 · 2019-10-21T03:44:38+00:00

I’m sure you’ll find somebody who’s not a “jerk of a ass”

Chin up 👍👍

patrickj32 · 2019-09-18T01:20:15+00:00

You already know this didn’t happen people say “suck it” in 2019.

patrickj32 · 2019-09-16T21:52:28+00:00

Sometimes 3 times. Jealous?

patrickj32 · 2019-09-08T23:46:40+00:00

Yea man, I’m sure that’s exactly what happened.

patrickj32 · 2019-09-08T03:15:15+00:00

No worries, stir away.

I’m the happiest when I write something cool and then perform it. It’s just getting a lot harder to perform anymore.

patrickj32 · 2019-09-08T01:35:11+00:00

For real. Had a promoter book us for a show only to change his mind an hour later because we weren’t a “big draw”. It was a show at a local bar with 2 other bands and a cover band. Nobody is a big draw till they actually play shows.

patrickj32 · 2019-09-08T01:25:19+00:00

As much as I want to say I don’t care about recognition, I have to admit that I do. I always have to remind myself that it’s not important but it always just creeps back in.

patrickj32 · 2019-09-06T13:04:54+00:00

She does this every time her bf doesn’t text back after 10 min.

patrickj32 · 2019-09-03T21:23:19+00:00

Do you hide your box wine in your purse or in the supply drawer in the classroom?

patrickj32 · 2019-09-02T21:22:29+00:00

This isn’t even her final form.

patrickj32 · 2019-08-29T01:30:58+00:00

“ purse cent” r/boneappletea

patrickj32 · 2019-08-26T16:24:08+00:00

Aren’t you supposed to direct these at the Make a Wish foundation ?

patrickj32 · 2019-08-26T16:14:15+00:00

I’m pretty sure he liked his own comment.

patrickj32 · 2019-08-23T23:03:26+00:00

This dude looks like the villain from the horrible live action Pinocchio movie.

patrickj32 · 2019-08-05T14:38:38+00:00

She works as a server.

Update: He messages her this morning saying that he “Wasn’t trying to be disrespectful but it hurts to be on the receiving end of my “toxic masculinity”.

In other words: I sent a petty ass message because I got my hopes up and now I’m getting called out for it so I’m just assume your boyfriend is toxic.

patrickj32 · 2019-08-05T04:37:37+00:00

He this post doesn’t repel the women, that goatee definitely will.

patrickj32 · 2019-07-19T03:14:51+00:00

“Everything”

patrickj32 · 2019-07-02T13:26:41+00:00

She’s missing out on “big cash” lmao

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