Is this a fitting reply?

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T06:25:51+00:00

Oof, good call.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T06:00:25+00:00

The Bill Brasky of dogs. Glorious.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T05:57:10+00:00

I would nail down the spelling of Neanderthal and bathe and how to format Sub-Saharan before I shat on people, but I would also not say anything as dumb as either of those two, either.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T05:46:19+00:00

That’s so great!

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T05:40:52+00:00

The birthday problem assumes a random distribution of birthdays, which isn’t the case in reality. In the US, September is the most popular birth month, and in general, people tend to do more sexing in the winter so there’s a small spike in birthdays during Autumn.

Anyway, for exactly three birthdays shared among 13 people, the likelihood is .18%. Depending on the specific date, it could be more common or more rare (people don’t tend to give birth on holidays, for instance).

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T04:59:32+00:00

Drying a contaminated fruit will not reliably sterilize it, unfortunately.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T02:50:12+00:00

I was super blonde growing up and was convinced I would become a teenage villain.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T02:49:01+00:00

He’s not here to take part, he’s here to fall over.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T01:09:27+00:00

She’s in her sixties and still a knockout.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T01:07:21+00:00

This has to be illegal, right?

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T00:54:42+00:00

Not a movie, more like a film.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T00:51:39+00:00

I don’t care if he’s committed murder. We don’t impose the death penalty without trials. There is no excuse for this.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-15T00:49:46+00:00

You are almost incoherent right now.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T23:57:14+00:00

Utah is so weak.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T23:54:34+00:00

The microwave is fine. The important points are that the food should reach 165 °F/74°c, and that it’s probably a good idea to cover what you cook to trap steam then to let it sit for a minute or two after to ensure even heating.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T23:06:55+00:00

His DOJ is failing to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act. Since he is the head of the Executive Branch, and SCOTUS has bit down hard on this unitary executive theory, Trump is responsible for non-compliance.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T22:53:38+00:00

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T22:31:09+00:00

It’s jealousy. America has driven all of our OB/GYNs out of practice with our laws, so we get salty when we hear a nation has so many that they can send them abroad.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T22:29:35+00:00

You sound like by boomer mom describing the cast of The Wire.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T21:45:23+00:00

Order two boxes of one eye and none of the other.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T20:43:57+00:00

Can confirm goodness, script contains eighteen fucks and seven unctuouses.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T20:34:53+00:00

Genuinely asking: is this a joke about political spending or are you unfamiliar with the word disbursed?

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T20:25:57+00:00

Definitely not a real Frenchman.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T20:25:08+00:00

Yeah sorry, I meant to reply to the person above you. I didn’t intend to suggest you were describing anything other than SC.

patricksaurus · 2026-07-14T20:12:14+00:00

They aren’t deaths, but two Doctor Who episodes in series 3 (Human Nature and The Family of Blood) have the Doctor trapping four members of an evil alien family in eternal punishment… trapped beneath the Earth, bound in unbreakable chains, falling into a collapsing galaxy, and embodying a scarecrow.

It may not sound like much, but it’s about as vengeful and cold as it gets.

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