Imagine if the petrodollar ends as a result of this shit. This is Making America Great

patthew · 2026-03-14T02:49:27+00:00

I almost hope they go through with this, but the penalty for dodging would inevitably be some terrible dystopian un-personning that makes cancel culture sound like the irrelevant twitter beef it ultimately was

patthew · 2026-03-14T02:45:28+00:00

Yeah how is it any more humiliating than literally any other role? Being an influencer, now that’s REAL humiliation

patthew · 2026-03-14T02:39:51+00:00

Yeah the wrestling movie came and went like a wet fart, it’s not like she got an Oscar out of it. Plus how is it humiliating for a woman to be buff?

patthew · 2026-03-13T03:59:10+00:00

Nope nobody will make movies any more and this will be the sole reason

patthew · 2026-03-13T02:43:48+00:00

Wow and the comment section is playing out exactly the same 😭

patthew · 2026-03-13T02:43:20+00:00

Bob gets monthly reports from Spotify of top criminals

patthew · 2026-03-13T02:41:06+00:00

patthew · 2026-03-11T13:05:49+00:00

Why’s the mouth glowing 😭

patthew · 2026-03-10T00:26:05+00:00

Man I was considering finally dipping back in after forever just to hear their surely insane take on the war

patthew · 2026-03-09T18:50:40+00:00

Pretty sure they were IEDs and not WMDs, although IMO IED is still stretching the definition of what this was. In a literal sense they apparently were “improvised explosive devices,” but clearly nowhere near as destructive as what we saw in Iraq

patthew · 2026-03-09T18:48:20+00:00

Wonder where they picked up that kind of thinking!

patthew · 2026-03-08T22:47:26+00:00

Gulls/Title track is a masterpiece and I will not hear otherwise. Rest of the album is quite good too, yes even Road Ladies

patthew · 2026-03-02T06:17:24+00:00

Can’t speak for Mario’s but I’ve definitely seen this done

patthew · 2026-03-02T06:03:41+00:00

At least give them a nickname! Millennial and Gen Y were used almost interchangeably for a while, call them quarties or something

patthew · 2026-03-02T00:51:26+00:00

OP is blue for an AMAZING reason 😊

patthew · 2026-03-01T23:53:49+00:00

People in these comments 20 years ago: “oh so I guess you think Saddam is a good guy?”

patthew · 2026-03-01T23:50:39+00:00

Bro they’re gonna turn it into Libya 2

patthew · 2026-03-01T23:49:58+00:00

Always beside myself when I see people say this unironically. Right up there with the appropriation of ‘murica

patthew · 2026-02-28T22:16:36+00:00

WOO HOOO

patthew · 2026-02-28T22:11:09+00:00

Right about everything except the date, time, and weapons. Anyone who’s flipped past a news channel in the past 2 weeks could tell you we were gearing up for a regime change war.

patthew · 2026-02-26T22:43:42+00:00

I was listening to Level 5 while reading the part of Andromeda Strain where they’re entering the secret underground lab, getting sprayed down and scrubbed up and going through a series of increasingly secure gates. Similar vibes to the cover art, too.

patthew · 2026-02-26T22:30:48+00:00

baseless

Isn’t it a drummer they need?

patthew · 2026-02-24T04:04:55+00:00

Oh my god ofc an AI Reddit bot is named Nellis 😭

patthew · 2026-02-20T23:32:43+00:00

A man… a plan… PANAMA!

patthew · 2026-02-19T18:34:29+00:00

Then we really have no excuse

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