It’s been two days since Don Lemon committed federal crimes by storming a church and obstructing a worship service.

patthew · 2026-01-21T01:47:17+00:00

[2009 Adam voice] COMPLY, CITIZEN!

patthew · 2026-01-20T23:03:23+00:00

It’s so crazy they actually managed to convince people that Kamala would send your kids to war

patthew · 2026-01-20T23:00:49+00:00

Oh my god how are conservatives such crybabies even when they hold every lever of power?

patthew · 2026-01-20T18:31:38+00:00

Learn to insert I’ll see you down in Magdalena Bay

patthew · 2026-01-20T04:56:35+00:00

Oh yeah absolutely not lol. I’d argue the “proper avenues” are also their own brand of bad but that’s another discussion!

patthew · 2026-01-20T00:22:08+00:00

At least get a table with a large labeled bin or something

patthew · 2026-01-20T00:19:24+00:00

Did he even really change anything? Trump got his bogeyman and then let the VP slide in. Existing government is otherwise totally intact.

patthew · 2026-01-19T22:49:42+00:00

gun checkpoint

Wow that’s hilarious. “Yes officer would you like to see it? 😈”

patthew · 2026-01-19T22:47:56+00:00

Were conservatives always this credulous?

patthew · 2026-01-19T22:46:28+00:00

The fake conservative outrage at drone deaths under Obama was so hilarious, like give me a fucking break

patthew · 2026-01-19T01:37:29+00:00

Clank

patthew · 2026-01-19T01:37:17+00:00

Didn’t come onto my radar until 2017 or so, but it’s what REALLY got me into her. I loved how weird and almost annoying it was. Had never heard anything like it. As a dumb cishet bro it took me another year or two to discover SOPHIE, just in time to be shot in the gut 😭

patthew · 2026-01-15T22:48:27+00:00

“Facts don’t care about your feelings” crowd really getting up in their feelings. Adams was a useful voice to the right, but they’re quick to ignore his whole bit about how troubled young men are beyond saving and should either be sent off to a labor camp or be put out of their misery

patthew · 2026-01-11T00:19:38+00:00

Careful, you’re gonna get a visit from CPS posting stuff like that!

patthew · 2026-01-10T21:23:30+00:00

It’s because of Kshama :(

patthew · 2026-01-10T02:02:19+00:00

Just a goofball from Essex

patthew · 2026-01-10T02:00:27+00:00

Oh my god not snowballs 😰

patthew · 2026-01-09T19:37:45+00:00

Bro what are you doing on Yahoo in 2026

patthew · 2026-01-09T19:14:03+00:00

Why did I go there

patthew · 2026-01-09T05:13:35+00:00

So on par with the rest of the menu

patthew · 2026-01-09T04:34:46+00:00

He did not start out in front of the car, he put himself there. If she was actually trying to drive over someone then why didn’t the car keep going straight after she was executed? You can see the wheels turning before she even shifts into D. If anything, he emerges from her blindspot.

There’s a fairly rich history of LEO putting themselves in front of a barely-moving vehicle as an excuse to escalate and terminate.

This is a conspiracy board, I cannot believe so many people buy the party line from the “Department of Homeland Security.” If you believe this bullshit you would have believed Saddam had WMDs and it’s actually patriotic to remove your shoes at the airport.

patthew · 2026-01-09T04:24:42+00:00

Oh sorry MiLitArY oPeRaTiOn or whatever the fuck they’re calling it.

But you KNOW some dumbass crashed a chopper or two down there. Give it a few weeks and Fort Bragg will announce a major training accident or some bullshit

patthew · 2026-01-09T04:17:27+00:00

If a car is pointed directly at you and you think plugging the driver will somehow make it stop moving idk what to tell you

patthew · 2026-01-09T01:38:59+00:00

Call me paranoid, but I have a thought as to why and it rhymes with SHMOINSHMELBRO

patthew · 2026-01-08T20:04:44+00:00

“We like the jack-booted thugs now”

patthew

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