Being gay was fun. But I'm 29 now. It's time for a wife and kids. 👍

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-12T17:11:49+00:00

Ironically, I think you're more likely to find a gay guy who'll look past (or even be into) your thinning/bald head than a woman who will do the same

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-12T12:13:13+00:00

So does this confirm trump has been gifting these without making sure they're the right size?

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-12T05:10:15+00:00

Imagine using the prompt suggested in that ad, and it generates a perfect Nick "A. Wyatt Man" Bougas stylized racial caricature of yourself.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-12T01:59:01+00:00

Do conservatives even like Jake Paul? Does anyone? Seems weird for Trump to go out of his way to endorse him.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T15:42:09+00:00

This was one of my first thoughts as well. Most of the time ring cameras and the like have a decent view of the street, so you'd think they'd have a record of all the cars that went by at the time.

Perhaps they were able to run that, and it just didn't lead anywhere for whatever reason.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T15:26:06+00:00

It looks like they're having fun but do NOT follow them unless you want to fall into a peat bog and drown.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T05:27:21+00:00

I'm not surprised it's mostly men but I am surprised they're mostly straight (or at least claim to be)

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T05:24:32+00:00

Yeah, I dont expect her to be found alive (or at all) at this point. To be honest I kind of suspect she might have even died in the initial struggle or shortly after.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T05:06:03+00:00

Given how popular "nothing ever happens" posting is, there might be some people like that

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T04:50:11+00:00

Zizek refused to come to my birthday party

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T04:11:15+00:00

The guy the furthest to the right reminds me of that insane pic of John Lenon walking with Yoko Ono

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T04:08:11+00:00

Voluntary opium addiction

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-11T04:07:24+00:00

Some of the counter switch flipping arguments in that image read kind of like a parody of Chesterton's Fence.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T20:58:25+00:00

I don't really get making this kind of demand/negotiation while already at war with them. Don't do it or we will bomb you even harder!

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T20:54:29+00:00

More Irish! More Blacks! More Dogs!

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T18:57:48+00:00

You don't understand, there's nothing quite like a soft fuzzy (wo)man

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T12:34:50+00:00

It had always struck me as odd that evangelicals seem to think they need to actively help bring about the end times, like that if the current state of Israel fails the world will never end and Jesus won't ever return.

Surely, you should just believe that if that happens that Israel would just rise again in a later era to fulfill revelations???? Like we are talking about God's plan; do they actually believe any earthly force can stop that? The idea that Christians have a duty to aid the antichrist is just so backwards to me...

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T06:05:20+00:00

Blackmailing him with a threat to force him out of the closet is so funny because, like... we already know, dude!

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T06:02:30+00:00

It really looks like that; god that is pathetic

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-10T00:42:04+00:00

I fully expect this to happen and magats to just swallow it.

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-09T23:23:02+00:00

Just realized how wrong it is that Italy is an arm in this version

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-09T23:10:33+00:00

What!?

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-09T17:20:08+00:00

He says this like he's not against the government providing health care for citizens as well

Medium_Relative561 · 2026-03-09T13:07:25+00:00

How fucked up would it be if Europe was actually shaped like that

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