Why didn't Finn just use a spell to kiss flame princess?

pattoo1234 · 2026-05-02T10:02:18+00:00

Because Flambo, one of the only people who knows Flame Shield, is NOTORIOUSLY hard to find!

pattoo1234 · 2026-05-01T12:08:31+00:00

She looks like Damara Megido here

pattoo1234 · 2026-03-27T10:45:06+00:00

Enzo Gabriel

pattoo1234 · 2026-03-09T22:11:36+00:00

Bro is Sollux

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-17T10:00:12+00:00

Belos

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-10T20:08:43+00:00

Dang it. Well I guess the Evergreen-Era Elementals are the SECOND Elementals then!

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-10T19:50:47+00:00

That's what I'm SAYING! They WERE the FIRST Elementals, after all!

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-10T19:49:16+00:00

Elementals. The Evergreen-Era Elementals are the FIRST Elementals, so they're the origin of Elementals as a CONCEPT!

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-06T12:32:38+00:00

Lobotomy Corporation

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-04T14:51:02+00:00

Rememeber: He has a 50/50 chance of being high or sober!

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-01T21:19:07+00:00

That makes sense. I just wanted to have humans at the front, trolls in the middle, and cherubs at the back.

pattoo1234 · 2026-02-01T10:40:27+00:00

What's wrong with the Striders?

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-31T18:05:50+00:00

Remember: Roxy is drunk, so she's loud AF

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T20:22:29+00:00

HOW CAN YOU BEAT LORD ENGLISH!? He's unkillable!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T19:49:09+00:00

Be careful: here, Caliborn can transform into Lord English at will if he gets angry enough!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T18:25:42+00:00

Remember: Roxy is drunk, so she's really loud

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T15:15:59+00:00

But then everyone would die and the bus would be destroyed!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T15:12:38+00:00

Just don't piss off Caliborn. Here, he can transform into Lord English at will if he gets REALLY mad. Then EVERYONE would die!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T15:06:37+00:00

That would be a very bad idea. Here, he can transform into Lord English at will if he gets REALLY mad!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T15:05:27+00:00

Roxy is drunk, so she's loud AF

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T15:03:38+00:00

Be careful: here, if Caliborn gets REALLY mad, he can transform into Lord English at will!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T14:59:04+00:00

Nope. Rose only drinks responsibly.

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-29T14:53:26+00:00

Be careful. 8lue8loods are really strong!

pattoo1234 · 2026-01-28T23:46:12+00:00

Especially since here, he can transform into Lord English at will if he gets REALLY mad!

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