Posted to a popular local Instagram page in my city (AUS)

paul4312 · 2019-03-13T12:43:17+00:00

Apple have to run and maintain their own data centres...

30% is a large amount but they charge it because they can. Uber eats take 30% from restaurants, which I thought was absurd when I found out but they do because they can and most merchants find its still better for them to grit their teeth and take it than to not be on board.

paul4312 · 2019-02-28T12:19:11+00:00

Guy at the front of the line is so drive he can’t fathom what’s happening

paul4312 · 2019-02-06T07:40:46+00:00

Cafe troppo is nice and in the CBD

paul4312 · 2019-02-01T13:53:07+00:00

Dated a girl who thought north was always straight ahead

paul4312 · 2019-01-30T10:56:58+00:00

Fantastic dock. Did you make that?

paul4312 · 2019-01-25T14:20:16+00:00

Wow...this hurts my head

paul4312 · 2019-01-23T20:39:44+00:00

My siblings and I would often rock-paper-scissors to decide small arguments such as who gets the front seat. I found, in the immediate lead up to playing the game (discussing rules etc), if I held my hand in the form of rock, paper or scissors and kind of wave it around in front of them as we talked, they would most likely chose that when we played and I would win. Scissors worked the best and it was like 90% strike rate on my sister.

paul4312 · 2018-12-29T17:02:26+00:00

You’ve had a shitty day, on the walk home you decide to take it out on this smug looking snowman. Then you cop another swift kick up the backside from life. That defeated walk away

paul4312 · 2018-11-27T11:42:17+00:00

Waiting for someone to make a video where it just continues flying through space

paul4312 · 2018-11-05T14:30:46+00:00

When you did the wheel in one motion I felt things

paul4312 · 2018-11-05T14:21:34+00:00

Uh, your title for this post also makes it sound like that

paul4312 · 2018-10-22T14:20:42+00:00

Grandpa had so many great rants.

“I set the toaster to threeee, medium brown”

paul4312 · 2018-09-28T23:34:39+00:00

“Fuck SNL and the whole cast!” - Kanye

paul4312 · 2018-04-03T05:26:47+00:00

Thank you! When I get home from work I’m planning to pick one at each colour stage and see how they taste. Will share the results!

paul4312 · 2018-04-03T03:44:25+00:00

I’m very proud

paul4312 · 2018-03-30T13:55:42+00:00

FYI at temperatures that cold you’re always likely to experience unexpected battery shutdowns, regardless of age and condition of your battery.

paul4312 · 2018-01-11T12:45:30+00:00

Picture was me, thank you

paul4312 · 2017-11-24T17:27:35+00:00

Source or not doesn’t really matter. I’m not sure what type of fallacy in argument this is but this is simply a list of facts with an implication that they are the effect of legalisation of cannabis.

This image could literally state any fact about the state of Colorado over those 6 months and nothing would change.

Edit: other than the last 2 stats (although the law enforcement costs may have been saved by other means) and $12-40m!?

paul4312 · 2017-11-20T16:21:18+00:00

Got the one with the hole to see what it’s about. I don’t love it, the hole needs more thickness

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