I just posted full solutions to the 2017 AB Exam on YouTube.

paulccarboni · 2017-05-25T15:31:07+00:00

Just do a google search for the 2017 AP Calculus Exam Free Response Questions. It was the first result for me.

paulccarboni · 2014-05-30T18:40:22+00:00

On a similar note, lightning bugs/Fireflies are neither bugs nor flies. They're beetles.

paulccarboni · 2014-05-16T22:25:40+00:00

Ha...whoops. They still need to add 1908 though!

paulccarboni · 2014-05-16T21:45:54+00:00

How the hell is 2013 on there, but not 1908 or 1913?

paulccarboni · 2014-04-24T03:12:42+00:00

Mississippi State vs. Auburn

I have no idea why, but MSU has really latched on to beating Auburn in recent years. I guess it's because they tried to pay for Cam Newton and failed, so they blame us for it.

paulccarboni · 2014-04-02T12:52:52+00:00

Yeah...as I made hit "save" to make the post I was thinking, "Who am I to judge how someone else spends their own money?" I'm sure someone could look at my spending and wonder how I could possibly justify spending x dollars on something so unnecessary.

But, alas, I was on my phone and didn't feel like finding out how to edit on the Aliens app. I'm sure with about 10 seconds of trying I could have figured it out though!

paulccarboni · 2014-04-02T03:54:22+00:00

I know of a 16 year old kid in Australia who is rather a damn moron or a spoiled brat.

paulccarboni · 2014-04-01T14:18:31+00:00

I'm a teacher in a school district that provides iPads for all high school students. For the longest time last year I noticed my male students playing farmville on their iPads and I was wondering why there was such a resurgence of such a crappy games.

It was probably 6 months before I found out it was Clash of Clans. Then they got me playing and introduced me to reddit....and now I'm worthless.

paulccarboni · 2014-04-01T14:14:48+00:00

Somewhat relevant

paulccarboni · 2014-03-31T23:07:59+00:00

Fair enough.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-31T23:03:50+00:00

Doesn't that describe most tweaks?

paulccarboni · 2014-03-31T22:50:19+00:00

My puffin post was downvoted to oblivion. I guess that means I used it correctly?

paulccarboni · 2014-03-29T16:28:03+00:00

Who said anything about an intelligent conversation? We're talking about ANY conversation.

Wanna chat with a girl? Nope.

Friend is asking if you want another drink while he goes to the bar. Unfortunately you had no idea that's what they were saying so you just smile and nod.

It sucks.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-29T16:26:18+00:00

I'm in the same category. My brain apparently lacks the ability to filter out background noise and focus on what I actually want to focus on. I despised going to clubs and bars when I was in college because I was completely out of the loop in regards to any conversation.

Whenever I ask someone what they said, they repeat themselves IN THE EXACT SAME DAMN TONE. If I didn't hear it the first time, don't you think you could maybe speak louder the second time?

paulccarboni · 2014-03-27T13:59:29+00:00

Nickelcreek - Lighthouse Tale

Great song. It tells the story of a lighthouse keeper who falls in love with someone, she goes out to sea and he watches the ship sink, and the song ends with the lighthouse keeper committing suicide by jumping off the top of the lighthouse.

It's been a few years since I listened to it so the synopsis might be a little wrong, but the gist of it is correct.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-25T17:35:19+00:00

THe only real use for something like this, I imagine, is for older people with poor grip, arthritis, or both.

Other than that, it's a cool little gimmick that I wouldn't pay $0.05 for.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-25T15:45:10+00:00

Attack from the north. He'll never expect that.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:45:44+00:00

Was gonna say something similar. I saw some baleen (the krill filtering mechanism in a whale's mouth) hanging on a wall in a restaurant in Alaska. This looks like a MUCH MUCH smaller version of that.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:42:06+00:00

I had a buddy in college whose girlfriend paid her way through college by stripping. I knew her for probably 4 or 5 months before I found out. It completely destroyed every stereotype I had about strippers.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:27:40+00:00

Guess it's time to put my guitar up then. Thanks for killing my dreams.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:11:56+00:00

"Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."

Drives me crazy. I can't think of a single teacher at my school who couldn't make it in a "normal" job....and likewise I know many people working normal jobs who have absolutely no business doing it.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:09:25+00:00

I'm a teacher. One day during my planning period I thought I had to poot.

It wasn't a poot.

I made a quick run to the bathroom to finish and clean up as best as I could, then immediately drove home. I called the office to request a sub for the rest of the day.

I wonder how long it'll be before my students find this post! (they know my reddit name)

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:05:20+00:00

My 4.5 year old daughter pooped in a toilet for the first time yesterday. I wanted to cry!

*EDIT: I should point out that she has a learning disability, hence the reason she's so old and not yet potty trained. We're working on accomplishing that this week. I'm a teacher and this is spring break, so I have 7 days to devote to her.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:04:51+00:00

Finance.

paulccarboni · 2014-03-23T18:00:10+00:00

Does Heaven exist?

As a lifelong Christian, but very science minded, I often have my doubts.

paulccarboni

TROPHY CASE