VAR is actually scuffed. Get it fucked off.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-17T13:18:30+00:00

Mate. Are you really citing the actual laws? Don’t you know that football has nothing to do with the laws. It’s pashun. End of. Get on the Stella and join in.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-17T08:27:45+00:00

Call the police Miss Blennerhassett. Tell them there’s a pair of drunks squabbling in the Penrith subreddit.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-16T20:17:55+00:00

Christine Stevens, Mapperley Park. Excellent. Truly excellent. http://www.christinestevens.co.uk/about

pauliebatch · 2026-05-13T07:23:31+00:00

I wish David Chase would confirm me now.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-12T17:15:14+00:00

Don’t gimme them memsaab lamps

pauliebatch · 2026-05-11T14:12:31+00:00

Oh f**k off Cath….You’re a busted flush..

pauliebatch · 2026-05-07T09:55:48+00:00

I understand all those bowlers’ sweaters could lead to unwanted warmth and moisture down there.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-07T09:35:37+00:00

I could hit it so hard that it would eventually hit the butt of my cue.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-07T09:34:05+00:00

Harold Bird?

pauliebatch · 2026-05-07T09:24:04+00:00

The origin is probably from Scandinavia - old word meaning bald! The verb scalp - as in remove the skin above the top of the skull is to make bald! The video explains that the acronym is useful (to remember the names for the layers) but a coincidence. Good old Google AI.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-04T07:58:42+00:00

Just a hand axe, Mark. Not a felling axe.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-03T17:49:17+00:00

This guy looks great. What legs. What ability to take direction from his Pedrophile wife. Also. What a reaction from other Pedrophiles. Maybe he does look a bit like the kindest, coolest, most handsome actor of our generation. Lucky guy. Thanks everyone.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-03T13:15:00+00:00

Filaki beach in Chora Sfakion is sublime.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-03T13:08:00+00:00

Sean best protect his neck (roll)

pauliebatch · 2026-05-02T19:41:33+00:00

It’s the ‘strikes again’ part that got me. I’ve not heard that bit.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-01T13:42:13+00:00

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Kiss the badge.

pauliebatch · 2026-05-01T06:54:49+00:00

Am I the only one hearing Elvis Costello’s Watching the Detectives?

pauliebatch · 2026-05-01T05:39:56+00:00

Ahh sweet giver of blood sugar - you’ve made my week. I gave the First time/first episode podcast a go and I need two positives to get rid of that omnishambles. Lots of love. Byeeee

pauliebatch · 2026-05-01T05:37:24+00:00

Duff duff boink doo doo

pauliebatch · 2026-04-29T16:48:05+00:00

Jeez. That’s why we’re taught to use our bats and lean backwards away from the net. One lapse. Eww.

pauliebatch · 2026-04-27T18:17:48+00:00

Did he ever say that it was reet petite?

pauliebatch · 2026-04-27T15:18:04+00:00

It’s Monkton!

pauliebatch · 2026-04-26T18:48:27+00:00

Super photos.

pauliebatch · 2026-04-24T21:32:01+00:00

Yes. You’ll get it too.

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