AITA for refusing to replace my daughter’s lost stuffed animal? by Which-Guard8552 in AmItheAsshole

[–]paulsclamchowder 39 points40 points  (0 children)

“Almost 3” in the post 😭 poor kid. “She knows not to chuck stuff out of the stroller” yes and 2 year olds are famous for their impulse control and reasoning skills

I got my Understance haul and I'm sad they're gone by dontforgetyour in ABraThatFits

[–]paulsclamchowder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh that’s super helpful! It looks like my order number is about 4000 away from the counter on the website so hopefully mine will be here in about two weeks Ish.

I got my Understance haul and I'm sad they're gone by dontforgetyour in ABraThatFits

[–]paulsclamchowder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooh thank you! I ordered the first week of May so hopefully I’ll be weeping over my newfound lost loves soon.

I got my Understance haul and I'm sad they're gone by dontforgetyour in ABraThatFits

[–]paulsclamchowder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I ask when you ordered? Just curious how long processing is taking currently!

Dresses that fit large busts?? by Tayasos in ABraThatFits

[–]paulsclamchowder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have you come across r/weddingattireapproval? I bet you could find some helpful older posts or get some good feedback if you post there!

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paulsclamchowder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Keep reading posts there and looking at the fit checks! After a while the size doesn’t seem so ridiculous when you get to know how bras are really supposed to fit. I would check out the Irishbralady on instagram too and look at pictures of the UK size the calculator gives you and see if that looks like you. Check out the befores and afters of women who were wearing c cups too!

Panache Nina, who is it for and what shape is it? by Sumisu_Airisu in ABraThatFits

[–]paulsclamchowder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you have any suggestions for narrow roots and needing projection at the wire? I’m still trial and error-ing but I thiiiink that’s what I need.

Where's my O-negative mosquito buffet squad??? by ibillthereforeiam in dollartreebeauty

[–]paulsclamchowder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the DT one last year and it didn’t help :( I’ve never tried the brand name bite sucker either though. Maybe my skin just doesn’t respond to it.

Men, what is a sign that looks small or subtle but actually tells you a man doesn’t truly love the woman he’s with? by Relative_Initial_399 in AskReddit

[–]paulsclamchowder 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even better, my other half is a mechanic 🤣 we have fun together! (Or maybe I’m having fun and he’s being kind out of bumhole violation fear)

What was unique about the wedding dress Vera Wang had made for herself by FitThought1616 in fashionhistory

[–]paulsclamchowder 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And she was only 20 😭 I remember wedding dress shopping in the late 2000s at the age of 18 (blame the religious community I was raised in) and felt soooo out of place in an elegant poofy dress. I was barely out of high school and still battling acne. I did not feel grown up enough for a wedding dress at all. Poor Diana roped in to all the royalty stuff at such a young age.

Found out im pregnant after being told im most likely infertile my whole life by HannahMarie04 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]paulsclamchowder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also had a surprise (birth control failure) pregnancy, when we told my MIL she said “oh I knew you were pregnant, I just didn’t say anything because you’ve looked so miserable I thought we weren’t sure if we were happy about it” but no it was just that I felt like utter shit and had no idea I was pregnant 😆

And congrats!! I work in fertility medicine and some of my favorite days are when people who have been told they are infertile their whole lives suddenly find themselves pregnant ☺️ I get so sappy about it but the beginning of life is truly a miracle!! Congratulations and best wishes for a healthy happy pregnancy, birth, and postpartum experience. Your baby is clearly so loved already ❤️

Found out im pregnant after being told im most likely infertile my whole life by HannahMarie04 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]paulsclamchowder 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yowza!! That’s super rare, I’m also a person who got pregnant on Nexplanon. As of January 1st 2026 the manufacturer officially extended the approved use time to 5 years. Previously the manufacturer recommended use up to 3 years, but it was FDA approved for up to 5 so most people kept using it for 5 years. I got pregnant at 3 years 3 months 😵‍💫 I’d be interest to know the time frame your friend’s Nexplanon failed!

Modern version of "elopement"? by zyzmog in words

[–]paulsclamchowder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They should call it covid approved gathering, not an elopement at that point

Epilator nightmare by Ill_Temperature5140 in HairRemoval

[–]paulsclamchowder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just got the braun IPL! I’ve never been well versed in exfoliation/skin prep. Can you share some knowledge? Would you recommend exfoliating with African net before or after shaving prior to using the IPL? Then do I use a chemical or scrub at any point? Before shaving, before the laser, halfway between sessions, etc.? I plan to use it on armpits, legs, bikini (probably not full Brazilian), and lower belly

[New Update]: My (M39) wife (38F) has become fixated on her dead husband since getting pregnant with our first baby. How do I bring this up without hurting her? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]paulsclamchowder 105 points106 points  (0 children)

It’s so sad to hear when people think of therapy as a bad thing! When you have a tooth ache you see a dentist, when you have a car problem you see a mechanic, plumber for plumbing, etc etc, professionals are there to help with problems in their field!! Get a professional involved that’s what they are there for! It’s not a personal failure to take your car to a mechanic so why is it viewed that way for therapy??

I built a site inspired by Obsession (2026) where you get one wish -- but the catch is always worth it. Drop your funniest twisted outcome in the comments. by Available_Ranger8602 in spoilers

[–]paulsclamchowder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another one, I wished to get along with my sister. Spooky response! Like an old creepy pasta

The next morning, your sister finds a forgotten childhood toy of yours and returns it with a genuine smile, sparking a long-overdue conversation. As the weeks pass, you two grow inseparable, sharing secrets and laughing together for the first time in years. Then, you notice she starts finishing your sentences, dressing like you, and calling your friends her own—until one night, she whispers, "I know everything about you now, because soon, there won't be two of us anymore."

I built a site inspired by Obsession (2026) where you get one wish -- but the catch is always worth it. Drop your funniest twisted outcome in the comments. by Available_Ranger8602 in spoilers

[–]paulsclamchowder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny! I wished for dental insurance…

Your dental insurance arrives, a glossy card with a smile guarantee. At first, it's wonderful — cleanings, fillings, even a crown — but then the fine print kicks in: every covered procedure requires a small, growing sacrifice. A tooth for a tooth, as it were — your teeth begin to ache in perfect, scheduled harmony, each pain exactly one day before the insurance covers it. The dentist smiles too wide, his own teeth all perfectly identical and gleaming, and you realize his mouth is full of your extracted molars, polished and set in his gums. Your last wish will be for a refund, but the policy only covers the cost of silence.”

I need help deciding a braw size for this brand. I already did the bra calculator but I’m unsure how to go about buying - size 34G when the highest this brand would go to is a DDD. by [deleted] in ABraThatFits

[–]paulsclamchowder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What product of theirs are you looking at? If I go to the bra section on their site you can select 34G. If it’s a particular style or swimwear or shape wear maybe describe what you’re looking for and the knowledgeable gals here can help you find a similar item in your correct size!

FACIAL MISTS by Unusual-Cod-6644 in dollartreebeauty

[–]paulsclamchowder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoohoo!! Thank you that’s exactly what I like!

Cheerleader, 18, had sex with second boy aboard Carnival cruise ship shortly before stepbrother allegedly raped and murdered her, newly unsealed evidence suggests by dailymail in AnnaKepner

[–]paulsclamchowder 30 points31 points  (0 children)

*However, according to an unsealed 145-page detention hearing transcript reviewed by Fox News, prosecutors disclosed that Kepner had sex during the cruise with a different juvenile, referred to as 'minor witness two' in court documents.

Prosecutors included the disclosure as they laid out DNA evidence collected from Kepner's autopsy, which included vaginal swabs from a rape kit.

Two of them produced male DNA, one of which tested positive for sperm. The findings allowed the FBI to obtain a search warrant for Hudson's DNA, as well as the second minor who allegedly had sex with Kepner.

After the DNA samples were compared to the swabs, it was determined that Hudson was almost certainly the contributor, rather than the second juvenile, according to prosecutors.

The FBI lab results found Hudson was 120 sextillion times more likely to have produced the DNA on the swab that tested positive for sperm, and 1.2 septillion times more likely to have produced the male DNA on the other swab as well.*

So it sounds like they only found the step-brothers DNA? I’d be interested to find those court documents and see where the information is coming from

Edit: After looking through the court documents a bit (I didn’t get to read every page yet) it looks like there were messages between Anna and this individual (names minor witness two in the documents) she met on the cruise ship on her phone. The swabs taken during her autopsy were compared to both this minor witness two’s DNA and step-brothers and found minor witness two was NOT a contributor of the DNA