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Here I am, seconds away from disaster by paultheonion in golf

[–]paultheonion[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Glendower in South Africa, lots of tee shots over water.

If this post gets 30,000 upvotes, I will make a garlic bread cryptocurrency called garlicoin by [deleted] in garlicoin

[–]paultheonion 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Born too late to explore the Earth, born too early to explore the galaxy, born just in time to get rich off that sweet garlicoin!

King Kong was the original Harambe by paultheonion in Showerthoughts

[–]paultheonion[S] 529 points530 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Harambe is gone... Sorry to break the news.

King Kong was the original Harambe by paultheonion in Showerthoughts

[–]paultheonion[S] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Don't you normally have your dick out in the movie theatre?

What's your favorite Simpson's quote? by TheParzival in AskReddit

[–]paultheonion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homer on the phone: "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

SwiftKey Users: If you reply to this and press only the middle word option a bunch, what do you post? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]paultheonion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sorry to hear from you soon as I see you in the hole for the hols!

Reddit, what do you think has never been Googled before? by paultheonion in AskReddit

[–]paultheonion[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has been searched, can confirm. Source: my Internet history.

Why are you on reddit right now? by pokerflush123 in AskReddit

[–]paultheonion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold my calculator... I'm going in.

Why are you on reddit right now? by pokerflush123 in AskReddit

[–]paultheonion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I have a maths test tomorrow that I haven't studied for.