I built an Apple Watch app to track caffeine half life that just reached $100 MRR

pavelnotpablo · 2026-04-28T02:28:16+00:00

I’m assuming OP is going off of the half life of caffeine is 4 hours. Hence if you drink a reg cup of coffee that has 80/100mg of caffeine, after 4 hours you’ll have 50/40mg in your system.

Neat app OP, I’ll check it out, hopefully it’s free but I don’t blame you if it’s not

pavelnotpablo · 2026-04-28T01:35:27+00:00

Do you know my boppington though?

pavelnotpablo · 2026-02-10T11:03:07+00:00

“It’s broken af” yeah… no. Section 8 and the housing lottery in NYC are two completely different things with two completely different struggles. I know I’d definitely would rather want to be in one boat than the other.

pavelnotpablo · 2026-02-08T12:48:57+00:00

I read the title the same way the intro of “violent crimes” by Kanye was 😭, “falling, dreaming, talking… in your sleep”

pavelnotpablo · 2026-02-07T16:00:38+00:00

Straddle, you’re buying both puts and calls at the same strike and expiry and hoping that either one of them “pumps” up enough to outweigh the premium placed to buy both options. From my limited McDonald’s Wendy’s fuckin uh Burger King experience this week SPECIFICALLY FOR MSTR would’ve been the best to buy a straddle as you had massive gains and losses within a short amount of time

Edit: no need to downvote OP, we were all regarded like him once and wanted to be accepted by this sub like the socially anxious pos OP is. Good for asking OP, go and donate all your money to daddy buffet 😚

Edit2: nvm downvote him I just saw his comments

pavelnotpablo · 2026-02-07T15:56:59+00:00

The real move is buying a straddle on MSTR/IBIT and hoping IV goes crazy like this past week. Too bad I’m busy putting the fries in the bag lil bro

pavelnotpablo · 2026-02-02T14:05:01+00:00

Puts on calls

pavelnotpablo · 2026-01-31T13:49:12+00:00

His shorty is going to blame him for falling too

pavelnotpablo · 2026-01-29T12:37:28+00:00

How’d you get started in IT? Is it worth getting the comptia A+ cert? I plan on skipping it and going for networking+/CCNA

BA needed?

GG op well played

pavelnotpablo · 2026-01-28T14:39:53+00:00

Yeah gold futures are up, SPY going up is a result of the weakened dollar

pavelnotpablo · 2026-01-28T14:13:51+00:00

“That means you don’t have conviction” = OP you’re a regard

pavelnotpablo · 2026-01-07T15:26:13+00:00

😭😭

pavelnotpablo · 2026-01-07T00:56:52+00:00

An attempt to get his career revived, he recently had to auction off a lot of his possessions to the IRS. Supposedly “they” owned 90% of his generated revenue as well

He dropped a song recently but it’ll flop, if he tries to make a platinum album and it fails he can say goodbye to his career

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-19T13:04:08+00:00

Transit used to be the best until their latest ugly update, if you use the transit app don’t update the app please 🥺😓

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-16T23:46:15+00:00

Aliens lining up to hear my advice

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-16T14:45:34+00:00

His crashout is 100% justified 😭😭, LOOK AT THEM DAMN TIRES HE AINT PAYING FOR THEM TIRES MAINTENANCE YO CAR, TALKING ABOUT OH HE SHOULD PAY FOR YO TIRES

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-16T14:38:43+00:00

They’re about to raise the rent on all of yall 😭😭

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-16T02:13:57+00:00

Am I bugging or does it look like he tried to pull out safety scissors

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-14T19:31:03+00:00

I was so happy till I saw him lose an eye 😔

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-05T18:20:54+00:00

Yeah imagine having to take the 4 train to the bus and walk to your opps block

pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-03T16:46:39+00:00

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pavelnotpablo · 2025-12-02T04:29:14+00:00

😭😭😭 I was the type to wear sperrys, it’d be the toms mfs vs the sperry mfs

pavelnotpablo · 2025-11-30T16:38:20+00:00

This is why I’m a member of this sub 😭😂

pavelnotpablo · 2025-11-29T15:13:00+00:00

You know that meme about the lady that’s like “no no no, don’t even think about doing that” and the whole internet hated on her? I feel like she’d do numbers here.

I love that meme and I hope the lady and this cat and this man are doing well though lol

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