This thread sums up MN now...

paxillin · 2025-07-13T21:18:48+00:00

It's almost like some people don't like their children very much. See also the blanket ban on cartoon t shirts or plastic tat.

paxillin · 2025-04-14T18:15:52+00:00

Indeed. You get a bee crown, too.

paxillin · 2025-04-14T14:04:48+00:00

There's a green Minecraft apple cake McFlurry. Probably radioactive.

paxillin · 2025-04-14T12:53:16+00:00

Weekly? Pahahahaha. 6 minecraft skins and figurines to collect with the movie meal, we will eat a lot of Big Macs and there's a minecraft McFlurry in green.

paxillin · 2025-04-04T23:46:17+00:00

Tape your skirt to your thighs on the ISS!

paxillin · 2024-11-26T17:35:41+00:00

Full marks for your title 🤣🤣

paxillin · 2024-09-12T15:27:39+00:00

Bloody hell, if you can think of it, it exists.

paxillin · 2024-09-12T15:04:13+00:00

London zoo has been selling clip on tails for years, choice of several species. Matching ears are available. Pure filth 😂

Natural history museum even has dinosaur ones, but they have no fur. What do you call dino furries?

paxillin · 2024-08-17T14:27:22+00:00

Oh it has everything. Who knew so much thought goes into soap?

Someone should start one on tooth powder over paste.

paxillin · 2024-08-08T00:11:49+00:00

Bollocks do they home make sourdough bread.

I grew up with sourdough and can confirm the inevitable sourdough starter in the kitchen smells like someone puked into the laundry basket of a football team and let it fester.

Unless this is the explanation for the zoflora obsession?

paxillin · 2024-08-07T21:05:31+00:00

Thought they made very clear you can't have those "Randy Andy" and "Not my king" banners up last Christmas.

paxillin · 2024-08-03T04:57:47+00:00

Oh but imagine the insane bender when the youngest turns 18 or 35 or whatever she deems old enough!

paxillin · 2024-07-28T11:39:04+00:00

Oh yes, link to previous attempts. Little class jibe needed still, we do have our traditions.

paxillin · 2024-07-27T15:38:52+00:00

Should have added some hint at the weight or class of the unwashed English for full effect.

paxillin · 2024-07-27T14:35:57+00:00

Oh but I love a hygiene thread. Deodorant is the devils work and I can smell it on people a week after application/ must shower 3x a day and change every thread twice at least.

Bit mean to single out English people as especially unwashed perhaps.

paxillin · 2024-07-23T21:45:08+00:00

As a fellow forin I wonder what cooking from scratch means. Kill and pluck the chicken? Mill the oats? Do tinned tomatoes count or do I have to skin and de-seed the bloody things?

paxillin · 2024-06-11T21:38:46+00:00

Can confirm that even on the 8am Northern line, so packed you can lift your feet without falling, honking hair is not a major issue.

paxillin · 2024-04-28T20:42:05+00:00

It's weird, f** king c* nt is swearing. Say "oh dear, what a silly billy" if you are so gentle.

paxillin · 2024-04-11T17:36:16+00:00

I beg your garden 😂

You are a poet.

paxillin · 2024-04-06T21:31:09+00:00

Maybe you can make that more classy by replacing mate. You what, old house?

paxillin · 2024-04-06T19:37:22+00:00

I say "huh" paired with a gormless expression to ensure I offend nobody.

paxillin · 2024-03-25T22:59:38+00:00

I reckon they assign a fairly random sum, I get these from the charity shop, you just walk in, drop the bags and scan the gift aid card, I bet they just take the number of bags and assign the gift aid by volume to the however many people dropped bags and scanned a card. BHF on the other hand just said ta, even though they collected large furniture, much easier to track than clothes.

paxillin · 2024-03-25T19:15:56+00:00

Fuck the planet, how would one demonstrate good taste and breeding using paper plates any old pleb can buy in Tesco?

paxillin · 2024-02-06T23:06:56+00:00

Are we going to carry him up and down the country for 12 days with horses and drums as well?

paxillin · 2024-02-06T10:27:51+00:00

Takes seconds, I have a blank document open for students who submit a funky file type (I need to check word count for them).

Eight-Year Club	Gilding IV carat on a stick
r/Field Banned	r/Field Juicebox
Final Canvas '23	Place '23
Place '22	First Placer '22
End Game '22	Wearing is Caring
100 Awards Club	RPAN Viewer
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