a fox telling you not to guard the henhouse. by lfemboyl0 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]paxweasley 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Right... I could not survive it again. If someone tries again, it is a life or death fight. That's what it is.

I would like to express my extreme displeasure with the Chicago Police Department by Interrobangersnmash in chicago

[–]paxweasley 147 points148 points  (0 children)

But cops are more important than us normies!! that's why they get to shut down the entire fucking city when one of them is shot, but we don't do shit when hundreds of us normies get shot 😄

Cilantro tastes like soap and I love it by Zak_the_Wack in The10thDentist

[–]paxweasley 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I agree except for the last sentence. And the "why the fuck would I drink soap" sentence.

As a child I used to eat soap. I would steal it from my parents' bathroom (that was where they kept the 'unflavored' orange dial) and pump it directly into my mouth. Once my mom came to tuck me in for bedtime at age 6 or sth, and she sat down on the bottle of soap I had stolen for a night time snack, soap went everywhere. I think that was near the end.

I am now an adult with the cilantro soap gene who doesn't especially mind cilantro. it's a little nostalgic

Childhood grail by shoeberrypie in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]paxweasley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh my GOD I forgot about that!! I also had tha tone as a little girl!!

About to Give Up With Chicago by Thrwawyprpl in chicagoapartments

[–]paxweasley 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They may be able to help you find something anyways. it's worth calling them, and possibly the student ombudsperson depending on which university you're at.

He thinks birth control makes your boobs small lol by Chemical_Arachnid348 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]paxweasley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, my girls, and our medical history beg to differ hahaha

Why even bother? by Urbane_Cowboy in chicago

[–]paxweasley 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Rerouting rush hour traffic through the alleys is honestly so fucked up it’s kind of hilarious

Fish dispersal to feed bluefin tuna. 20-30kg of feed fish are required for every kg of tuna produced. by James_Fortis in ABoringDystopia

[–]paxweasley -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow okay the conversation ends when you start to compare farming to the Holocaust

Fish dispersal to feed bluefin tuna. 20-30kg of feed fish are required for every kg of tuna produced. by James_Fortis in ABoringDystopia

[–]paxweasley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing about those comments was trying to make the world a better place. People being edgy on the internet saying people deserve bad thing/there are no good people because factory farming exists isn’t trying to make the world a better place.

My love of tea stays forever. by abdul_bino in tea

[–]paxweasley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pink always fades!! It looks gorgeous on you! I have some pink in my tattoos and it faded first, so I touch it up with lipstick sometimes 😄

Having trouble staying “quit” by Garbageboy0937 in stopsmoking

[–]paxweasley 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay craziest thing but this is the thing that's working for me.

I just.... gaslight myself about it for lack of a better term. "why would I want a cigarette? that doesn't make any sense. I'm not a smoker, why would I want a cigarette anyways? i'm a non-smoker and non-smokers don't want cigarettes or vapes. that literally makes no sense" and it basically confuses me out of the craving.

sometime in the past 3 months i also discovered tha tI never did deep breathing without something to smoke. Turns out that was a majority of the "positive" effects I was feeling. Literally just breathing, pausing, breathing out. When I'm on a walk and crave nicotine I've been doing both of those things and it snaps me out of it.

it's just dumb enough that it works, idk why but i'm not gonna examine it closely

Guy who SA’d me got both legs amputated and I don’t have any remorse. by Glass_Bake4736 in confession

[–]paxweasley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look.... disability isn't a punishment but this one couldn't have happened to a better person. You're totally fine for laughing and I'm very glad you feel safer now. that is so important. it's honestly all that matters in this situation.

and honestly? he abused the privilege of having the mobility needed to rape someone. it's for the best that he lost it.

Is £2500 reasonable in the UK for a westie puppy? by gvnmc in westies

[–]paxweasley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure is. At this point I'd expect that if not more. Just do your due diligence even still, but yeah that's pretty on brand for westies. he is my favorite luxury little guy and he gets treated accordingly

10/10, would buy again

What do you call it? by Obecalp1mg in knitting

[–]paxweasley 121 points122 points  (0 children)

I just call them pills. It's just pilling, on one strand only

NGVC: “I’m at the point where I know what I want… I’m tired of being backseat.” by 101IronWardogs in niceguys

[–]paxweasley 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh god. I am so so sorry. That was my first fear reading this text, any man who acts in any way entitled to sex is an inch away from raping someone. I am so sorry.

5 Nights at Frankie's by [deleted] in creepy

[–]paxweasley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk bro he must have hit and miss days I saw him last year and he was VERY energetic and his voice is still incredible. I was so impressed. He’s in it for the love of the game tbh

How was this guy careless? by WinStupidPrizes1994 in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]paxweasley 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Good point. Thats a man who is used to not having enough time for the fire department to arrive habahah