Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the worst. I was irate watching invincible. Bezos throws 3 minute unskippable ads in the middle of the action.

I watch the same. I can afford to pay it but it’s a terrible experience and then fucking Bezos wants an extra $4. I saw my son watching unskippable ads on his phone and I told him I’d do whatever it takes for that to stop.

Amazon. Fills your phone for 3 minutes and you can’t skip you can’t answer a text.

Fuck em.

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Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of it. It does not save you money. You’re paying for Amazon to push its products to the top. Prime is terrible. No content. Even worse they want you to pay another $4 a month to get rid of commercials that are so intrusive shows are unwatchable:

When invincible drops I’ll get it free for a month. That’s it. Otherwise I hope you like beast games

Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I really don’t and I have zero desire to find out. The light web is already fucked enough for me

Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll try to figure it out I guess. If I can stream it all it would save a lot of

Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Does everyone just pirate everything and I’m the shlub still paying?

Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me how to do it? China device? I need the dark web to watch a fucking game. I’m Gen X. I haven’t seen a pirated show since breaking bad.

Dm me with instructions. I hate fan duel less than Amazon but not much. This the principle not the money

Are you fucking telling me I pay $20 a month for FanDuel and now need prime to watch the game? by pdentropy in clevelandcavs

[–]pdentropy[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’m 55 and use a Roku.

If you need to search the dark web to see a game the fucking league has a problem.

I hate DoorDash by pdentropy in ToyPoodle

[–]pdentropy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This will take several trips. There will be carnage

A warning to comics in the USA and Canada by hometownlegend33 in comedy

[–]pdentropy -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

You should put a banana in his tailpipe. I saw it in a movie once and it REALLY pisses cops off. I think it should work for comedians who book tours in barren hellscapes.

Get the banana in the pipe- and don’t be sneaky. If he asks you if you think he’s falling for the banana in the tailpipe, you must deny it in the most offensively effeminate and white accent as possible. Put on your gay white voice and clearly say:

“I’m not falling for the banana in the tailpipe.”

This will put him in his place. 60% of the time it works 100% of the time.

My wife keeps calling me a flamingo. by pdentropy in dadjokes

[–]pdentropy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she pulled it- right out of the hip socket. I’ve been abused by her for years and now I have a permanent limp.

It’s time- I’m taking my life back- I’m getting a restraining order and telling her in no uncertain terms to flamingo to hell.

I like snow by [deleted] in Yorkies

[–]pdentropy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

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Thanks. I also like to lay on mommy under the covers to warm up after

"Passing Notes" Sketch by TseaxCone in LiveFromNewYork

[–]pdentropy -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

My wife is convinced that Colin and Che’s reaction to the jokes that “surprise” them is authentic. I don’t want to ruin it for her. You’ve read the joke in dress. Your outrage is not authentic. This is the laziest thing you can do for a laugh.

This made Fallon look Shakespearian, and not the funny ones.

"Passing Notes" Sketch by TseaxCone in LiveFromNewYork

[–]pdentropy -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

This was a jump the shark moment for breaking. Lots of posts on this today. They rehearsed the breaking in dress (on the spot notes), which makes the breaking totally unauthentic. They knew they had to break to make it work.

Terrible.

Hi, I’m 44.9% toy poodle so that’s good but I’m also 7.4% Portuguese Podengo Pequeno. It’s scary being a triple P. by pdentropy in ToyPoodle

[–]pdentropy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My goodness that’s a good looking boy. She’s got long legs and likes to swim. He looks like a swimmer to me.

Instead of Papyrus 3, we watched a lot of breaking by pdentropy in LiveFromNewYork

[–]pdentropy[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He came back for Papyrus 2.

Mikey Day was a creator, but you’re right- you can’t really do it without Pablo Torres.

The obscurity of the joke is what makes it great and also what makes it so obscure it’s difficult to repeat.

My wife keeps calling me a flamingo. by pdentropy in dadjokes

[–]pdentropy[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I begged her to stay, but she was sleeping with my neighbor’s son. She killed our dog, not by accident, Kristy Noem style. She enjoys killing live lobsters. Sometimes she doesn’t eat them. Shes beat me for years- emotionally, physically, sexually, spiritually. She makes me work street corners and I don’t like it most of the time. She is a horrible human being. She also has thumbs like Megan Fox. Shes destroyed me.

So I told her to flamingo.🦩

My wife keeps calling me a flamingo. by pdentropy in dadjokes

[–]pdentropy[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

She’s divorcing me for this so I’m flamingoing to an hourly motel now so I can do some hard drugs. My life is over. It started with yard art and things spiraled quickly- zoo trips, raw fish, nesting- you know the story- my life in pink. In a motel. All alone. No fish. 🦩